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Year 4 of the 10-year rebuilding project
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CROWN MY ASS
Which superstar do you think the Lakers will get handed to them on a silver platter before February 2027?
Bonus; if we have year round pumpkin pie offerings, we’ll no longer need to hasten fall in mid-July
This got me thinking….how do we as a society normalize pumpkin pie as a breakfast option at restaurants year round? Who will be the change we want to see in the world?
It turns out Mina and I have identical pie takes (literally had home made pumpkin pie for breakfast this morning before kids woke up).
November 25, 2025 at 11:33 PM
I'm allergic to nuts and sex pests who doink footballs off of uprights for a living
Apple pie is bad. This is not really debatable. So is key lime pie, while we’re on the topic. Pecan pie is the 🐐 tho.
November 25, 2025 at 9:48 PM
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November 25, 2025 at 5:36 PM
That’s all that matters right now
Jazz down 67-55 at the half. Obvious charge there not called at halftime, but anyway.

Keyonte George has been terrific this last week, he has 21 points on 7-9 FG at halftime. Continuing to look like a real building block, if not more.
November 25, 2025 at 4:07 AM
ONE GAME SUSPENSION NEXT WEEK
Jauan Jennings gets into it after the game
November 25, 2025 at 4:06 AM
AMEN
November 25, 2025 at 4:06 AM
If Bryce Young was Patrick Mahomes, the Niners would have just gotten called for roughing the passer. I don’t understand that stupid penalty at all.
November 25, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Take some accountability for my fantasy team that's going to lose by 12 this week!
November 25, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Possible that Tampa Bay Lightning fans have some diehards from coast to coast?
saw a vanity Cali plate that read BOLTFN2. this implies the existence of a BOLTFN1 and, logically, a BOLTFAN. so when someone tells you the Chargers have no fans, that’s wrong. there are 3.
November 25, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Every member of the 2021 Gonzaga Starting 5 that got spanked by Baylor in the championship game besides Joel Ayayi are all now on NBA rosters.
The Los Angeles Lakers are signing center Drew Timme to a two-way NBA deal from their South Bay team, agents Deddrick Faison and Rich Gray tell ESPN. Timme played for the Nets to finish last season and then joined Lakers' G League, averaging 25.5 points, 8 rebounds, 4 assists.
November 25, 2025 at 12:49 AM
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"Collecting that experience" is an incredible euphemism for "Asking a guy about the fact that more than a dozen women accused him of sexual misconduct"
_He's_ gone through an experience?
November 24, 2025 at 8:59 PM
The make good for this had better be a top-3 pick in the draft lottery
The NBA L2M Report says two incorrect noncalls were made that benefited the Lakers:

- Kleber should have been called for a LBF that would have sent Nurkic to FT line down 1

- Smart should have been called for away from play foul that would have sent George to FT line down 2
November 24, 2025 at 10:08 PM
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November 24, 2025 at 9:57 PM
The JW's people going door to door knocking in 2025 really need to learn how to read the fuckin room
November 24, 2025 at 7:35 PM
"Is LeBron's active NBA career the only factor staving off the next Global Financial Crisis?"
If I looked this up correctly, if Chris Paul and Kyle Lowry both retire at the end of this season and LeBron keeps playing, he will be the only player in the NBA left drafted before 2007.
November 24, 2025 at 7:08 PM
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It is so, so bad. We’re surrounded by some of the sloppiest copy I’ve ever seen. Nothing gets another set of eyes anymore. Incredibly amateurish stuff at some really serious media orgs. Makes me wanna scream.
Every day I see spelling and grammar mistakes in ads, TV chyrons, and other places where, in the past, it would be deeply embarrassing and a deal breaker for the source, but now they just fly, and where are the editors. Just hire me or something, damn.
Tell me, bro, where is your EDITOR?
November 24, 2025 at 1:37 PM
The crazy thing isn't that the Vikings let Sam Darnold walk, it's that the Vikings let Sam Darnold AND Daniel Jones walk
O'Connell: JJ McCarthy placed in concussion protocol.
November 24, 2025 at 6:39 PM
How many Fox broadcasters are they going to let work for the Raiders at the same time?!
Raiders QBs coach Greg Olson is being named interim OC to replace Chip Kelly, per source.
November 24, 2025 at 6:34 PM
CULTURE
November 24, 2025 at 4:48 PM
The basketball gods owe us a top-3 pick for everything that’s happened to us the last two seasons
Will Hardy said he called for timeout once the ball went in but it was loud and by that time Keyonte was shooting. Is what it is.
November 24, 2025 at 6:54 AM
I watched Marcus Smart in person 3 weeks ago and he quickly reminded me of all the usual bullshit that Marcus Smart does from whining to flopping to overcampaigning to not doing actual skilled based stuff on the floor that an average basketball player makes enjoyable to watch
I may be the only Jazz fan who doesn't care they didn't call a foul when Keyonte fell down.

I hate that it was MARCUS SMART that fouled him but the refs are always gonna let that go. The SLOB play itself was very close-quarters to the inbound location.

I was actually impressed they recovered okay
November 24, 2025 at 6:53 AM
I can’t wait until Marcus Smart’s grifting ass is out of the league
Marcus Smart looked to have hold of George's arm, with no whistle. Refs also typically allow for a lot of holding in those situations.
November 24, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Further reinforcing how ridiculous LeBron’s assertion once was
Keyonte George down to the floor, but no foul is called. It blows oup the SLOB play, and George misses the super contested three after.

Hardy is furious, confronts the refs on the floor. Nurkic does too. Lakers beat Jazz 108-106.
November 24, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Lakers get every goddamn call in this fucking league
November 24, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Jamarr Chase fucked me so bad this week and I’ll never forget it
November 24, 2025 at 3:19 AM