Gentleman octopus
@gentlemanocto.bsky.social
Neurodivergent ADHD geek, Sometimes an octopus sometimes a slime monster always weird. overly friendly, overly chatty, I act like I belong here. he/him
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A heads-up:
#bsky lacks an algorithm. Did you know that your "heart react" doesn't increase the visibility of someone's post?
The only way to increase that is to repost or share so that your followers see it in their feeds.
Yep, that easy! But also confusing compared to that other place.
#bsky lacks an algorithm. Did you know that your "heart react" doesn't increase the visibility of someone's post?
The only way to increase that is to repost or share so that your followers see it in their feeds.
Yep, that easy! But also confusing compared to that other place.
January 27, 2026 at 5:25 AM
A heads-up:
#bsky lacks an algorithm. Did you know that your "heart react" doesn't increase the visibility of someone's post?
The only way to increase that is to repost or share so that your followers see it in their feeds.
Yep, that easy! But also confusing compared to that other place.
#bsky lacks an algorithm. Did you know that your "heart react" doesn't increase the visibility of someone's post?
The only way to increase that is to repost or share so that your followers see it in their feeds.
Yep, that easy! But also confusing compared to that other place.
Your last saved meme is your moral compass
Well this doesn't look good for me (I was joking about stuff a D&D character has done)
Well this doesn't look good for me (I was joking about stuff a D&D character has done)
January 26, 2026 at 5:58 AM
Your last saved meme is your moral compass
Well this doesn't look good for me (I was joking about stuff a D&D character has done)
Well this doesn't look good for me (I was joking about stuff a D&D character has done)
The Final Sacrifice With Big Naturals
Improve a movie title by adding "With Big Naturals"
January 22, 2026 at 1:18 PM
The Final Sacrifice With Big Naturals
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They really did it
Ram Ranch
Ram Ranch
One out of 12 rams is uninterested in females. Deemed “non-procreative" by farmers, they're typically sent to slaughter. German farmer Michael Stücke rescues the gay rams. His company Rainbow Wool, sells fabulous wool products from his flock of gay sheep. rainbow-wool.com
January 12, 2026 at 9:06 PM
They really did it
Ram Ranch
Ram Ranch
Slight diminish a game
Occupant malicious
Occupant malicious
Slightly diminish a game:
Octopath Walker
Octopath Walker
Slightly Diminish A Game:
Shantae: 1/2-Genie Well-Respected Person
Shantae: 1/2-Genie Well-Respected Person
January 11, 2026 at 7:43 PM
Slight diminish a game
Occupant malicious
Occupant malicious
Man that sucks I was looking forward to kingmaker but I don't want to find this dude's bd
That's Kingmakers, developed by Redemption Road Games and published by @tinybuildgames.bsky.social
January 11, 2026 at 4:57 AM
Man that sucks I was looking forward to kingmaker but I don't want to find this dude's bd
Slightly diminish a band
My caffeinated romance
My caffeinated romance
Slightly diminish a band
Slight Discomfort! at the Disco
Slight Discomfort! at the Disco
Slightly diminish a band
8 1/2 inch nails
8 1/2 inch nails
January 11, 2026 at 3:41 AM
Slightly diminish a band
My caffeinated romance
My caffeinated romance
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PSA for New Year Resolutionists: Do not let perfect be the enemy of the good.
If you need cheese on broccoli to eat broccoli, that's a good choice!
If you occasionally have a diet soda to stay hydrated, that's a good choice!
If you hunt people for sport, that's exercise, and that's a good choice!
If you need cheese on broccoli to eat broccoli, that's a good choice!
If you occasionally have a diet soda to stay hydrated, that's a good choice!
If you hunt people for sport, that's exercise, and that's a good choice!
January 7, 2026 at 1:34 PM
PSA for New Year Resolutionists: Do not let perfect be the enemy of the good.
If you need cheese on broccoli to eat broccoli, that's a good choice!
If you occasionally have a diet soda to stay hydrated, that's a good choice!
If you hunt people for sport, that's exercise, and that's a good choice!
If you need cheese on broccoli to eat broccoli, that's a good choice!
If you occasionally have a diet soda to stay hydrated, that's a good choice!
If you hunt people for sport, that's exercise, and that's a good choice!
Hi I'm my college roommate, his brother and his cousin, with a poorly thought out plan for identity theft
January 2, 2026 at 4:01 AM
Hi I'm my college roommate, his brother and his cousin, with a poorly thought out plan for identity theft
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If you start "The Trouble with Trillions" tonight at 11:58pm at 44 seconds, you will ring in the new year with the citizens of Springfield. #HappyNewYear #WillThisHorribleYearNeverEnd #TheSimpsons
December 31, 2025 at 11:13 PM
If you start "The Trouble with Trillions" tonight at 11:58pm at 44 seconds, you will ring in the new year with the citizens of Springfield. #HappyNewYear #WillThisHorribleYearNeverEnd #TheSimpsons
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I don't want gen AI in my browser.
I don't want gen AI in my PC.
I don't want gen AI in my art.
I don't want gen AI in my games.
I don't want gen AI in my music.
I don't want gen AI in my movies.
I don't want gen AI in my books.
I don't want gen AI in my cart.
I don't want gen AI in my life.
I don't want gen AI in my PC.
I don't want gen AI in my art.
I don't want gen AI in my games.
I don't want gen AI in my music.
I don't want gen AI in my movies.
I don't want gen AI in my books.
I don't want gen AI in my cart.
I don't want gen AI in my life.
I don't want gen AI in my browser.
I don't want gen AI in my PC.
I don't want gen AI in my art.
I don't want gen AI in my games.
I don't want gen AI in my music.
I don't want gen AI in my movies.
I don't want gen AI in my books.
I don't want gen AI in my cart.
I don't want gen AI in my life.
I don't want gen AI in my PC.
I don't want gen AI in my art.
I don't want gen AI in my games.
I don't want gen AI in my music.
I don't want gen AI in my movies.
I don't want gen AI in my books.
I don't want gen AI in my cart.
I don't want gen AI in my life.
I don't want gen AI in my browser.
I don't want gen AI in my PC.
I don't want gen AI in my art.
I don't want gen AI in my games.
I don't want gen AI in my music.
I don't want gen AI in my movies.
I don't want gen AI in my books.
I don't want gen AI in my cart.
I don't want gen AI in my life.
I don't want gen AI in my PC.
I don't want gen AI in my art.
I don't want gen AI in my games.
I don't want gen AI in my music.
I don't want gen AI in my movies.
I don't want gen AI in my books.
I don't want gen AI in my cart.
I don't want gen AI in my life.
December 28, 2025 at 4:32 AM
I don't want gen AI in my browser.
I don't want gen AI in my PC.
I don't want gen AI in my art.
I don't want gen AI in my games.
I don't want gen AI in my music.
I don't want gen AI in my movies.
I don't want gen AI in my books.
I don't want gen AI in my cart.
I don't want gen AI in my life.
I don't want gen AI in my PC.
I don't want gen AI in my art.
I don't want gen AI in my games.
I don't want gen AI in my music.
I don't want gen AI in my movies.
I don't want gen AI in my books.
I don't want gen AI in my cart.
I don't want gen AI in my life.
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the scary door
December 27, 2025 at 2:51 PM
the scary door
I hope you all had a very merry Christmas
December 26, 2025 at 12:02 AM
I hope you all had a very merry Christmas
Did I disobey an order?
December 23, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Did I disobey an order?
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December 23, 2025 at 1:33 AM
He's right it can work, family member works for the library, asked about getting some Warhammer novels once now the place is stuffed with them
Get hired by your local library. Flood it with monster erotica. It can be done.
You may think public libraries have some calculated, objective system for what they acquire...
No.
If your library has a decent manga section, it's only because of 1 to 2 people who 'know' manga, and their boss asks them what to get. Some rando can radically change the vibe of a library collection
No.
If your library has a decent manga section, it's only because of 1 to 2 people who 'know' manga, and their boss asks them what to get. Some rando can radically change the vibe of a library collection
December 21, 2025 at 12:21 PM
He's right it can work, family member works for the library, asked about getting some Warhammer novels once now the place is stuffed with them
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So look man if we're just gonna be online here watching all these big studios come out and lay down on the tracks about Gen AI going "I have to do this for some reason." then I think it's more important than ever to celebrate games from based devs who are out here openly posting "Nuh uh, fuck that."
December 18, 2025 at 5:27 PM
So look man if we're just gonna be online here watching all these big studios come out and lay down on the tracks about Gen AI going "I have to do this for some reason." then I think it's more important than ever to celebrate games from based devs who are out here openly posting "Nuh uh, fuck that."
This should be an easy choice, uninstall Fortnite, show support for trans friends and loved ones, don't give that mold rotted bitch a dime
- hogwarts legacy is free on epic
- hp skins in fortnite
Yep, it's time to tap the sign
It's either us, the REAL PEOPLE in your life, or your shitty nostalgia
(btw even if the games/items are free that wench still profits from it because of licensing fees)
- hp skins in fortnite
Yep, it's time to tap the sign
It's either us, the REAL PEOPLE in your life, or your shitty nostalgia
(btw even if the games/items are free that wench still profits from it because of licensing fees)
December 16, 2025 at 1:03 AM
This should be an easy choice, uninstall Fortnite, show support for trans friends and loved ones, don't give that mold rotted bitch a dime
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we can kill them all if we just work together and ✨believe💫
December 15, 2025 at 5:11 PM
we can kill them all if we just work together and ✨believe💫
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AI has actively made life worse for literally everyone
- tech is now more expensive
- you cannot trust most media of reality anymore
- programs barely function
- energy prices
- literal psychosis
- your voice can be literally stolen for evil
- more spyware
but hey, you can avoid paying an artist.
- tech is now more expensive
- you cannot trust most media of reality anymore
- programs barely function
- energy prices
- literal psychosis
- your voice can be literally stolen for evil
- more spyware
but hey, you can avoid paying an artist.
December 14, 2025 at 4:19 AM
AI has actively made life worse for literally everyone
- tech is now more expensive
- you cannot trust most media of reality anymore
- programs barely function
- energy prices
- literal psychosis
- your voice can be literally stolen for evil
- more spyware
but hey, you can avoid paying an artist.
- tech is now more expensive
- you cannot trust most media of reality anymore
- programs barely function
- energy prices
- literal psychosis
- your voice can be literally stolen for evil
- more spyware
but hey, you can avoid paying an artist.
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FINALLY we get to hear Disco Duck.
December 14, 2025 at 3:06 PM
FINALLY we get to hear Disco Duck.