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Gary W. Olson
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Data engineer. Author. Possibly a mutant lutefisk in a trenchcoat. He/him/his. linktr.ee/gwox
She blends right in

#CatsofBluesky #caturday
November 30, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Garbage - "Let All That We Imagine Be the Light"

(A new Garbage album!)

#nowplaying #musicsky

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Let All That We Imagine Be The Light - YouTube
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November 30, 2025 at 3:00 AM
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A new nickname for Secretary Kegbreath.
Pete Hagueseth. We should make it a thing.
November 29, 2025 at 2:59 PM
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It's #SmallBusinessSaturday, and at #Ebooks Direct, our #sale continues! Here's one of the most ridiculously reduced offers in the store: the "All The #Wizardry" bundle—18 ebooks, today available for $14.99! (Seriously, we must need our heads felt.) So grab one now! ebooks.direct/products/you...
Young Wizards "All The Wizardry" Bundle
This bundle contains all the Young Wizards material in the Ebooks Direct inventory. That's nineteen ebooks, containing: The nine New Millennium Editions of the main-sequence Young Wizards novels The ...
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November 29, 2025 at 3:40 PM
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definitely an upcoming NPC, players be warned
A Terror Bird in seven-league boots. Brown pencil, 68 × 89 mm. From 2020.
November 29, 2025 at 12:34 PM
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every day logging on is a race to get a dumb joke off before you read the most terrifying news you’ve ever heard
November 29, 2025 at 4:39 PM
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A Cold Solstice Night
By Roxanne Rhoads

Genre: Winter Horror

Before the solstice night ends, Lu and Des must unravel the truth behind their inheritance… or become the next sisters to be cursed.

Buy directly from me payhip.com/b/WXJ2S
November 29, 2025 at 5:01 PM
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The 3rd chapter of A.A. Milne's "Winnie-the-Pooh" is titled
"In which Pooh & Piglet Go Hunting & Nearly Catch a Woozle."

The characters find footprints in the snow, deduce the presence of a 'Woozle,' which they track.

But they're tracking their own footprints.

Let's talk about 'WOOZLE EFFECT'.
November 29, 2025 at 5:05 PM
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KISSES!! A wolf’s love can be a bit…much.
November 29, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Please sir have you considered wood screws
November 29, 2025 at 2:03 PM
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We used to be a society.
The Spaceman was a fixture of Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade in the 1950s.
November 28, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Posting something random or you'll have an awful December
November 28, 2025 at 3:55 PM
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This meme is making the rounds on Tumblr again.
November 28, 2025 at 11:23 AM
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One of the things I most associate with Thanksgiving is Mystery Science Theater 3000. One of the many things I associate with Gamera is MST3K.

So, imagine my surprise when I learned that this year, on his 60th anniversary, Gamera's birthday and Thanksgiving fell on the same day.
November 28, 2025 at 2:18 AM
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It took me an EMBARRASSINGLY HIGH number of rewatches before I noticed that Nick has cardboard cutouts of the leading trio from Back to the Future 3.

#MST3KTurkeyDay
November 27, 2025 at 10:15 PM
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Bat Friday
November 28, 2025 at 12:56 PM
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2026 calendars are now live!!

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November 4, 2025 at 7:06 PM
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November 28, 2025 at 1:39 PM
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🚨 Creator Day is LIVE! 🚨

For the next 24 hours we are waiving our platform fee! Creators will get the most they can from each transaction.

Support your favorite developers and check out over 15,000 projects participating in our Black Friday sale

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November 28, 2025 at 8:10 AM
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Dreamt that some off-brand Avengers showed up and turned the whole ocean into cake. Every sea creature instantly died but… the cake was very good.
November 28, 2025 at 2:29 PM
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Black Friday means only one thing. Boris and Bela in a fiendishly frugal horror and gangster noir hybrid. Adorably thrifty fun bristling with nifty thrills. 1940.
#horrorcommunity #horrorfamily #horrormovie #horrorfilm #horrorfan #classichorror #horroraddict #filmsky #horrorsky #mutantfam #horrorfam
November 28, 2025 at 9:31 AM
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Another impossible beauty standard
November 27, 2025 at 2:58 AM
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i’m sorry what the fuck are you tryna sell me?
November 26, 2025 at 7:29 PM
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When I ran a research group, I'd tell my students that when you appear to have uncovered something anomalous, the first thing you say to yourself is "I fucked up". And the second thing you say is "I'm so stupid I can't even see where I fucked up".

No one is teaching Elon's script kiddies this.
February 17, 2025 at 3:03 PM