sam, who death forgot
@galwaybae.bsky.social
eligible, not too stupid, intelligible, & cute as cupid. knowledgeable, but not always right. salvageable, & free for the night.
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Cruelty is anhedonic. It rarely delivers the euphoria promised because, in the abstract, what feels righteous and joyful inevitably reveals itself to be sordid and small. Then it's "No not like that". "No not enough". "No the real battle, the forever war to make this feel good starts now". Forever.
Note how these awful people are getting exactly the exclusions of children that they demanded and *that still isn’t enough for them*: they demand everyone be delighted about it and kiss their arses for being brilliant.
December 4, 2025 at 10:59 AM
Cruelty is anhedonic. It rarely delivers the euphoria promised because, in the abstract, what feels righteous and joyful inevitably reveals itself to be sordid and small. Then it's "No not like that". "No not enough". "No the real battle, the forever war to make this feel good starts now". Forever.
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December 18, 2025 at 10:43 PM
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“There are levels of drama that should never be explored” is an intense thing to say to someone
Sorry but I am Team Aunt
December 20, 2025 at 1:14 PM
“There are levels of drama that should never be explored” is an intense thing to say to someone
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nice argument. unfortunately for you i have already portrayed you as the passed out and drooling sleeptime bear and me as the alert, confident and powerful throat cooler koala
December 20, 2025 at 3:00 PM
nice argument. unfortunately for you i have already portrayed you as the passed out and drooling sleeptime bear and me as the alert, confident and powerful throat cooler koala
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HHS rolling out new "no fap" guidelines to replace vaccine schedule
December 20, 2025 at 3:32 PM
HHS rolling out new "no fap" guidelines to replace vaccine schedule
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Incredible words from real boxer Anthony Joshua after he knocked Jake Paul the fuck out lol
December 20, 2025 at 6:02 AM
Incredible words from real boxer Anthony Joshua after he knocked Jake Paul the fuck out lol
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wow, seeing Jake Paul get beaten half to death, true terror in his eyes, really improved my whole outlook on life
December 20, 2025 at 5:26 AM
wow, seeing Jake Paul get beaten half to death, true terror in his eyes, really improved my whole outlook on life
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listen here pal one thing im not gonna do is jerk off healthily
Excited for this to replace medical science in the next year
December 20, 2025 at 4:00 PM
listen here pal one thing im not gonna do is jerk off healthily
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Is this movie a train wreck? Yes. Do I think I have my best joke of the year on this episode? Also yes.
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December 19, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Is this movie a train wreck? Yes. Do I think I have my best joke of the year on this episode? Also yes.
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Things are going great over at X, The Everything App
December 18, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Things are going great over at X, The Everything App
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i was talking to shug on our morning walk, as you do, and we passed two hasids walking to morning minyan, and one said to the other in yiddish ‘the goyim talk to dogs like the rebbe talks to god.’ and look i’m not a goy and fuck you for entertaining the thought. however i must grudgingly admit: bars
December 18, 2025 at 1:29 PM
i was talking to shug on our morning walk, as you do, and we passed two hasids walking to morning minyan, and one said to the other in yiddish ‘the goyim talk to dogs like the rebbe talks to god.’ and look i’m not a goy and fuck you for entertaining the thought. however i must grudgingly admit: bars
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i hope RFK Jr's dick falls off and when he goes to the ER they tell him ma'am you're being hysterical
December 18, 2025 at 5:21 PM
i hope RFK Jr's dick falls off and when he goes to the ER they tell him ma'am you're being hysterical
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This is such a misunderstanding of why writers, artists, and designers do research to begin with, which is to find something unexpected, not capture the average or find reference for the default.
And, as always, the biggest misapprehension: We don’t want to NOT do this part. It’s fun to learn shit
And, as always, the biggest misapprehension: We don’t want to NOT do this part. It’s fun to learn shit
Anyone who supports this is an embarrassment. "Instead of typing it out they'll generate their idea"? Are you insane?
Call yourself whatever you want but you aren't creatives, that's for sure.
Call yourself whatever you want but you aren't creatives, that's for sure.
December 18, 2025 at 5:40 PM
This is such a misunderstanding of why writers, artists, and designers do research to begin with, which is to find something unexpected, not capture the average or find reference for the default.
And, as always, the biggest misapprehension: We don’t want to NOT do this part. It’s fun to learn shit
And, as always, the biggest misapprehension: We don’t want to NOT do this part. It’s fun to learn shit
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when i was a kid, growing up with UK houses with brick walls, the idea of the kool aid man bursting through the wall was terrifying to me. this being, construct of glass, yet bane of brick. now that i realize american homes are made of thoughts and prayers his violent entry is far more plausible
December 16, 2025 at 12:20 PM
when i was a kid, growing up with UK houses with brick walls, the idea of the kool aid man bursting through the wall was terrifying to me. this being, construct of glass, yet bane of brick. now that i realize american homes are made of thoughts and prayers his violent entry is far more plausible
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one of the funniest things i've seen in caves of qud was when conner and i downloaded a mod that spawned you as a random denizen of qud and we became a skunk, extremely deep under ground, called "wet wet qurubesh"
December 18, 2025 at 3:45 AM
one of the funniest things i've seen in caves of qud was when conner and i downloaded a mod that spawned you as a random denizen of qud and we became a skunk, extremely deep under ground, called "wet wet qurubesh"
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follow me on letterboxd for more episode previews
December 18, 2025 at 5:02 AM
follow me on letterboxd for more episode previews
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if the mta sold F/M swap merch they'd be funded for the next decade
December 18, 2025 at 3:50 AM
if the mta sold F/M swap merch they'd be funded for the next decade
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i believe people when they say linux has gotten better in the last few years. what i'm skeptical of is that linux Guys have improved. i will not use an OS where i'm at high risk of someone calling me stupid for not liking some aspect of the experience. i must be allowed to hate the computer
November 19, 2025 at 9:36 PM
i believe people when they say linux has gotten better in the last few years. what i'm skeptical of is that linux Guys have improved. i will not use an OS where i'm at high risk of someone calling me stupid for not liking some aspect of the experience. i must be allowed to hate the computer
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idk it’s kinda feeling like this
December 14, 2025 at 1:03 AM
idk it’s kinda feeling like this
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We have a Winnie the Pooh book and in it Piglets favorite food is acorns (haycorns). I think this raises an important question: is Piglet an Iberico Ham?
December 14, 2025 at 2:05 AM
We have a Winnie the Pooh book and in it Piglets favorite food is acorns (haycorns). I think this raises an important question: is Piglet an Iberico Ham?
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cookie monster, crying, as the body of christ just crumbles and falls from his mouth
the line is actually "no JESUS for us meeses," an oblique reference to the fact that, as muppets are unable to take communion, they are forbidden from entering the kingdom of god
December 14, 2025 at 4:36 AM
cookie monster, crying, as the body of christ just crumbles and falls from his mouth
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the baby experienced the full spectrum of baby feelings today: joy, curiosity, gentleness, destruction, chicken, not allowed to touch guitar, weeping, laughing, leg stuck in crib, bath time, fear of Santa, throwing almonds in car, realizing he can hit me with a tennis racket, yelling at bedtime
December 14, 2025 at 4:54 AM
the baby experienced the full spectrum of baby feelings today: joy, curiosity, gentleness, destruction, chicken, not allowed to touch guitar, weeping, laughing, leg stuck in crib, bath time, fear of Santa, throwing almonds in car, realizing he can hit me with a tennis racket, yelling at bedtime
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Castration Movie Anthology 2 (2025)
got to give the people whhat they want
December 13, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Castration Movie Anthology 2 (2025)