g-loff
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Maps, data, and Liverpool FC (not necessarily in that order). Unabashed ginger.
Florian Wirtz vs William Saliba, 2026
January 10, 2026 at 12:50 AM
Florian Wirtz vs William Saliba, 2026
Everything's the Wirtz
December 27, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Everything's the Wirtz
When you have a bag of screws and no nails
Just walked into the office from trial; what’s the point of hammers, lol
October 20, 2025 at 9:13 PM
When you have a bag of screws and no nails
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hang this in the louvre (there's room now)
October 20, 2025 at 2:57 AM
hang this in the louvre (there's room now)
Web Mercator data analysis
In honour of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand.
rm -rf ~/
rm -rf ~/
"The chancellor approved it"
October 12, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Web Mercator data analysis
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Chelsea players fall
Tumbling, diving, and flopping
A team of wet fish?
Tumbling, diving, and flopping
A team of wet fish?
October 4, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Chelsea players fall
Tumbling, diving, and flopping
A team of wet fish?
Tumbling, diving, and flopping
A team of wet fish?
Mamardashvili does not jogo bonito
October 4, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Mamardashvili does not jogo bonito
Just terrible news
www.liverpoolfc.com/news/liverpo...
www.liverpoolfc.com/news/liverpo...
Liverpool FC pays tribute to Matt Beard - Liverpool FC
Liverpool Football Club is deeply shocked and saddened by the sudden passing of former LFC Women manager Matt Beard.
www.liverpoolfc.com
September 20, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Just terrible news
www.liverpoolfc.com/news/liverpo...
www.liverpoolfc.com/news/liverpo...
Just something nice for the TL
September 12, 2025 at 11:02 AM
Just something nice for the TL
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again ALL PROCEEDS for the song on release day ie TODAY ONLY (which is Bandcamp Friday, they don’t get their cut!) goes directly to the Bail Project! let’s raise some dollars and get some people free
theamazinglorenzolandini.bandcamp.com/track/firebr...
theamazinglorenzolandini.bandcamp.com/track/firebr...
firebrush, by the amazing Lorenzo Landini
track by the amazing Lorenzo Landini
theamazinglorenzolandini.bandcamp.com
September 5, 2025 at 12:30 PM
again ALL PROCEEDS for the song on release day ie TODAY ONLY (which is Bandcamp Friday, they don’t get their cut!) goes directly to the Bail Project! let’s raise some dollars and get some people free
theamazinglorenzolandini.bandcamp.com/track/firebr...
theamazinglorenzolandini.bandcamp.com/track/firebr...
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Gary Neville says Szoboszlai's free kick was "Cristiano Ronaldo-like," but it wasn't really as Szoboszlai's actually went in the goal.
August 31, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Gary Neville says Szoboszlai's free kick was "Cristiano Ronaldo-like," but it wasn't really as Szoboszlai's actually went in the goal.
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does a guy named Timber falling down count as nominative determinism
August 31, 2025 at 5:21 PM
does a guy named Timber falling down count as nominative determinism
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It’s pronounced “Šeško”
August 30, 2025 at 2:43 PM
It’s pronounced “Šeško”
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Grimsby’s total revenue last season: 5.7m. That’s 0.8% of the cost it took to assemble the team they just eliminated.
August 27, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Grimsby’s total revenue last season: 5.7m. That’s 0.8% of the cost it took to assemble the team they just eliminated.
This seems ripe for @andrewbeasleyfootball.com stat sleuthing, but what is the combination earliest and latest goals scored within a half by Liverpool? 46' and 110' seem like a contender.
August 25, 2025 at 10:01 PM
This seems ripe for @andrewbeasleyfootball.com stat sleuthing, but what is the combination earliest and latest goals scored within a half by Liverpool? 46' and 110' seem like a contender.
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“What is the charge? Submitting a bid? A succulent record bid?”
August 24, 2025 at 10:27 PM
“What is the charge? Submitting a bid? A succulent record bid?”
Sherman before lighting the torches
Atlanta are allergic to shooting
August 25, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Sherman before lighting the torches
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Rooted in a mix of hopeless anxiety and anxious hopefulness, here are the 25 #LFC players that will play a larger than healthy role in our collective sanity over the next 10 months.
The Liverpool Power Ladder: 2025-26
“Let him think that I am more man than I am and I will be so.”
open.substack.com
August 17, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Rooted in a mix of hopeless anxiety and anxious hopefulness, here are the 25 #LFC players that will play a larger than healthy role in our collective sanity over the next 10 months.
Alright Jimmy, you've got about 5 minutes to get your yellow card
August 16, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Alright Jimmy, you've got about 5 minutes to get your yellow card
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This is one of the most beautiful things I have witnessed, the craft here is impeccable.
August 13, 2025 at 6:06 AM
This is one of the most beautiful things I have witnessed, the craft here is impeccable.
When you're all out of cheese
3 nil on a cracker; what is happening
August 7, 2025 at 12:48 AM
When you're all out of cheese
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On this Chairteenth, we celebrate the good folks of Montgomery, especially our guy AquaMayne. Special shout out to the folks who, within 72 hours, recreated this in their apartment complex. A COMMUNITY!! 💀
August 6, 2025 at 12:47 AM
On this Chairteenth, we celebrate the good folks of Montgomery, especially our guy AquaMayne. Special shout out to the folks who, within 72 hours, recreated this in their apartment complex. A COMMUNITY!! 💀