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Zo

Zo

@bfootball.bsky.social

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That NTXZO idiot from #LFC Twitter who makes stupid jokes about Liverpool, life, the universe, everything. Wynter the Dog. Seattle the City.

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Zo @bfootball.bsky.social · 15h

Calming our existential dread with whiskey and watching Jackass. A good laugh cures all.

Zo @bfootball.bsky.social · 16h

Hate that but love Vlad 2.0. His dad was one of my favorites. I shall cheer for you.

Zo @bfootball.bsky.social · 16h

Game 7 and Dan Wilson is reminding us that

a man wearing a mask with the words " life is pain " below him

ALT: a man wearing a mask with the words " life is pain " below him

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Zo @bfootball.bsky.social · 16h

Somehow that was Milos Kerkez' fault.

Zo @bfootball.bsky.social · 16h

This must be what ulcers feel like.

Zo @bfootball.bsky.social · 17h

a man writes on a piece of paper with people to kill written on it

ALT: a man writes on a piece of paper with people to kill written on it

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Zo @bfootball.bsky.social · 1d

Cal joining Virgil on my not angry just disappointed list.

Zo @bfootball.bsky.social · 1d

Sports are dumb. Books sound better.

Zo @bfootball.bsky.social · 1d

Zo @bfootball.bsky.social · 2d

Side bet: Gio Leoni would be playing out left right now if we hadn't been reminded by the gods we can't have nice things.

Zo @bfootball.bsky.social · 2d

If Dom is our best RB right now (he is), then motion to consider Curtis Jones at LB. Good motor, composure, doesn't fart himself awake every 2 minutes. At the very fucking least, Virgil and Cody seem to enjoy Curtis' company. They obviously are disgusted by whatever Milos Kerez has done to them.

Zo @bfootball.bsky.social · 2d

Losing to man who desperately wants to be out of the job and free of his misery is some sicko shit from Arne's boys.

Zo @bfootball.bsky.social · 2d

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Zo @bfootball.bsky.social · 2d

Arne Slot says #LFC must improve in a number of areas, including passing, creating chances and defending.

Zo @bfootball.bsky.social · 2d

We can't even cover a Mumford & Sons reject.

Zo @bfootball.bsky.social · 2d

We are not serious people.

Zo @bfootball.bsky.social · 2d

Thank you, Cody. I'm furious.

Zo @bfootball.bsky.social · 2d

There's notthing but mad coming after this. Mad at going down. Mad at the lack of a plan. Mad if we equalize. Mad if we get something more because we don't deserve shit from fuck right now.

Zo @bfootball.bsky.social · 2d

2 weeks later ...

unsolicited dm receiver @audunman.bsky.social · 17d

Be nice if the lads at some point picked up on the fact that Mamardashvili is left footed

Zo @bfootball.bsky.social · 2d

Do some that Diogo shit, Fede. Not that we deserve it today.

Zo @bfootball.bsky.social · 2d

There's definitely a contest between Virgil and Cody to decide who hates Milos the most.

Zo @bfootball.bsky.social · 2d

Just play Florian and Hugo from this point forward. I'll trade the lumps for this pulse.

Zo @bfootball.bsky.social · 2d

So ... Arne just removed the entire midfield?

Zo @bfootball.bsky.social · 2d

Hahaha. Cody hitting the bar like your uncle at your second wedding.

Zo @bfootball.bsky.social · 2d

Should've signed the Portland Frogs this summer. At least they know how to show some resistance and have a bit of fun doing it.