Lorenzo
@amazinglorenzo.bsky.social
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songwriter, actor, bartender, ACAB. mainly sports skeets. Fiorentina, Liverpool, Padres 🇮🇹🍁🦅
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stuff that makes me say “Go Birds”
JUST IN: ICE van reportedly set on fire in Philadelphia
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Welcome to Bluesky, the home of baseball. When baseball happens, it happens here. Also on baseball fields
“messages attributed to me” lmfao
oh and going into martinis
green tomato garnished cold (up) martinis
last non pickled green tomatoes (from seed, proud if every fruit 🥹) going into a VERY kinda sorta chili verde with our homemade hot (extremely mild) sauce
pork and green tomatoes cooking in beer and herbs and stuff
power and liberty for the indigenous people of the world, from Gaza to Turtle Island
so-called “Columbus” (Anglicized name) does not and has never represented me nor any other Italian-American person. additionally, a racist greedy murderer and slaver is not a point of pride for our history and it is an insult to insist the contrary✌🏻🇮🇹
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"Oh yeah? You like baseball? What if I make you smoke *an entire pack* of baseball?"
I was CONVINCED the bases loaded walk was on
Vladdy vs Big Dumper hell yeah lookit me liking AL beisbol
I’m extra happy if this means Woo gets to pitch in the playoffs
I meant both of those “be’s” cuz I’m a pirate
Mariners - Blue Jays, finally a good ALCS and one where both sets of fans will be assuredly be tortured
these are both Eugenio’s burner right
if any recap from the winning team’s beat report doesn’t include the phrase “we won because someone had to” they are dishonest and not to be trusted
and the ghost runners nonsense is making this even more special! we are all blessed by this stupidity ☺️
everyone knows the orcas rule Puget Sound. attempting to play our land-based “mammalian” games on their turf is against nature, nay, it smacks of hubris
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the freaking Portland protest frog is warming up in the pen
no ghost runner but the strike zone is a photo negative and that’s just because the umpire’s timed medication kicked in
no ghost runner but starting in the sixteenth inning you have to run the bases clockwise to see who’s just relying on muscle memory out there