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For us Millennials, it used to be we had Dane Cook, Drake & Josh, and Dax Shepard.
But now…
✅ We can’t cook.
✅ We drink 𝒥𝑜𝓈𝒽.
✅ We’ve forsaken our shepherd!
But now…
✅ We can’t cook.
✅ We drink 𝒥𝑜𝓈𝒽.
✅ We’ve forsaken our shepherd!
August 4, 2025 at 9:51 AM
For us Millennials, it used to be we had Dane Cook, Drake & Josh, and Dax Shepard.
But now…
✅ We can’t cook.
✅ We drink 𝒥𝑜𝓈𝒽.
✅ We’ve forsaken our shepherd!
But now…
✅ We can’t cook.
✅ We drink 𝒥𝑜𝓈𝒽.
✅ We’ve forsaken our shepherd!
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fantastic individual effort there
December 3, 2025 at 9:54 PM
fantastic individual effort there
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One of the best uses of Roman-numeral suffixes ever
December 3, 2025 at 4:54 PM
One of the best uses of Roman-numeral suffixes ever
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just said hi to a random NPC on my game and he goes “yes, yes, you’re very friendly” and I feel like that’s a meta personal attack on me by the developers
November 29, 2025 at 4:03 AM
just said hi to a random NPC on my game and he goes “yes, yes, you’re very friendly” and I feel like that’s a meta personal attack on me by the developers
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pilgrim guy finishes reading a big book, leans way back in his chair and loosens the belt on his hat
October 12, 2025 at 1:44 AM
pilgrim guy finishes reading a big book, leans way back in his chair and loosens the belt on his hat
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Sorry for my absence but I've been busy moving into a new place.
Happy Thanksgiving!
Happy Thanksgiving!
November 27, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Sorry for my absence but I've been busy moving into a new place.
Happy Thanksgiving!
Happy Thanksgiving!
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I like when a streaming service has limited original content so the “For You” is just pushing anything they’ve ever made. They should really call it “For Us”
November 26, 2025 at 5:42 AM
I like when a streaming service has limited original content so the “For You” is just pushing anything they’ve ever made. They should really call it “For Us”
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Space photographer Andrew James McCarthy @ajamesmccarthy.bsky.social has captured many epic images of celestial bodies, but this may be his greatest: a perfectly timed photo of a skydiving friend with the sun behind him (shot w/ equipment revealing great solar detail).
Behold "The Fall of Icarus."
Behold "The Fall of Icarus."
November 26, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Space photographer Andrew James McCarthy @ajamesmccarthy.bsky.social has captured many epic images of celestial bodies, but this may be his greatest: a perfectly timed photo of a skydiving friend with the sun behind him (shot w/ equipment revealing great solar detail).
Behold "The Fall of Icarus."
Behold "The Fall of Icarus."
Ken Jennings Player-Manager
Been watching more Jeopardy! recently and:
1. It’s hilarious and absurd they even tried making someone other than Ken Jennings the host after Trebek
2. Ken’s great as host but I wish like once a month he’d roll up his sleeves and hop in the game for a round, see if he’s still got it
1. It’s hilarious and absurd they even tried making someone other than Ken Jennings the host after Trebek
2. Ken’s great as host but I wish like once a month he’d roll up his sleeves and hop in the game for a round, see if he’s still got it
November 25, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Ken Jennings Player-Manager
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lol this rocks
taking my children to see the nativity mural painted on the olde drugstore facade downtown and accidentally giving them PTSD from a hieronymous bosch version of rudolph getting eaten by elves
taking my children to see the nativity mural painted on the olde drugstore facade downtown and accidentally giving them PTSD from a hieronymous bosch version of rudolph getting eaten by elves
November 24, 2025 at 10:15 PM
lol this rocks
taking my children to see the nativity mural painted on the olde drugstore facade downtown and accidentally giving them PTSD from a hieronymous bosch version of rudolph getting eaten by elves
taking my children to see the nativity mural painted on the olde drugstore facade downtown and accidentally giving them PTSD from a hieronymous bosch version of rudolph getting eaten by elves
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UK politics is insane to me because every time I tune in even 1% to keep appraised of what's happening there the headlines are all like "GOVERNMENT MAKES IT ILLEGAL TO WATCH KISSING VIDEOS ON YOUTUBE TO PROTECT WOMEN AND GIRLS" and then in tiny font underneath "NHS budget cut by 75% next year"
November 22, 2025 at 6:46 PM
UK politics is insane to me because every time I tune in even 1% to keep appraised of what's happening there the headlines are all like "GOVERNMENT MAKES IT ILLEGAL TO WATCH KISSING VIDEOS ON YOUTUBE TO PROTECT WOMEN AND GIRLS" and then in tiny font underneath "NHS budget cut by 75% next year"
I promise you LG, there is no update you could make to the smart TV operating system that will change how I use the TV
November 22, 2025 at 2:23 AM
I promise you LG, there is no update you could make to the smart TV operating system that will change how I use the TV
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phenomenal stuff from grok here
November 20, 2025 at 8:15 PM
phenomenal stuff from grok here
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Headlines That Look Like Shitposts
November 20, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Headlines That Look Like Shitposts
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CHESTER BENNINGTON
(chorus)
I'm Elmo's 𝗗𝗔𝗗
I'm tall and 𝗥𝗘𝗗
MIKE SHINODA
(quietly)
Tall and red all the time still I can't believe the son is mine
(chorus)
I'm Elmo's 𝗗𝗔𝗗
I'm tall and 𝗥𝗘𝗗
MIKE SHINODA
(quietly)
Tall and red all the time still I can't believe the son is mine
November 10, 2024 at 12:23 AM
CHESTER BENNINGTON
(chorus)
I'm Elmo's 𝗗𝗔𝗗
I'm tall and 𝗥𝗘𝗗
MIKE SHINODA
(quietly)
Tall and red all the time still I can't believe the son is mine
(chorus)
I'm Elmo's 𝗗𝗔𝗗
I'm tall and 𝗥𝗘𝗗
MIKE SHINODA
(quietly)
Tall and red all the time still I can't believe the son is mine
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Absolutely brutal report just out from National Association of Realtors on the utterly broken US housing market.
First-time homebuyers fell to a historic low of just 21% of all homebuyers, and their median age was an all-time high of 40 years old.
The American Dream is dead.
First-time homebuyers fell to a historic low of just 21% of all homebuyers, and their median age was an all-time high of 40 years old.
The American Dream is dead.
November 20, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Absolutely brutal report just out from National Association of Realtors on the utterly broken US housing market.
First-time homebuyers fell to a historic low of just 21% of all homebuyers, and their median age was an all-time high of 40 years old.
The American Dream is dead.
First-time homebuyers fell to a historic low of just 21% of all homebuyers, and their median age was an all-time high of 40 years old.
The American Dream is dead.
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Her first film will be g rated
United Talent Agency has signed literal type of cheese Parmigiano Reggiano to its roster with the goal of finding product-placement opportunities for the brand in film and TV
www.vulture.com/article/parm...?
www.vulture.com/article/parm...?
Beloved Cheese Parmigiano Reggiano Signs With UTA
The blonde Italian bombshell is about to be all over film and TV.
www.vulture.com
November 19, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Her first film will be g rated
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A few months ago @thelocal.to got a promising pitch from a writer with bylines in whole bunch of reputable publications—The Cut, The Guardian, Dwell, Architectural Digest, etc. Then I started investigating. Here's a story about fabulists in journalism's AI slop era. thelocal.to/investigatin...
Investigating a Possible Scammer in Journalism’s AI Era | The Local
A suspicious pitch from a freelancer led editor Nicholas Hune-Brown to dig into their past work. By the end, four publications, including The Guardian and Dwell, had removed articles from their sites.
thelocal.to
November 19, 2025 at 2:10 PM
A few months ago @thelocal.to got a promising pitch from a writer with bylines in whole bunch of reputable publications—The Cut, The Guardian, Dwell, Architectural Digest, etc. Then I started investigating. Here's a story about fabulists in journalism's AI slop era. thelocal.to/investigatin...