Phoenix
@funwithnix.bsky.social
I write about gay women and get mad at the government // chicago containment zone // 31 // any pronouns
read my work: https://archiveofourown.org/users/FunWithNix
read my work: https://archiveofourown.org/users/FunWithNix
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Phoenix
@funwithnix.bsky.social
· Jan 27
just a post so you know what im about please read about my elf archiveofourown.org/works/511792...
please read about my problems elf and her religious issues
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It's that time of the year again 🥰⛄❄️
November 27, 2025 at 9:21 AM
It's that time of the year again 🥰⛄❄️
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alisaie can be trusted with a bigger sword. there are literally no downsides to giving alisaie a bigger sword.
November 27, 2025 at 8:00 PM
alisaie can be trusted with a bigger sword. there are literally no downsides to giving alisaie a bigger sword.
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Sphene (Final Fantasy XIV) sketch by Toshiyuki Itahana:
x.com/ItahanaT/sta...
x.com/ItahanaT/sta...
November 26, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Sphene (Final Fantasy XIV) sketch by Toshiyuki Itahana:
x.com/ItahanaT/sta...
x.com/ItahanaT/sta...
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My nephew: Are you a girl or a boy?
Me: a boy, I used to look more like a girl but then I turned into a boy
Nephew: How???
Me: I went to the doctor and they gave me some medicine
Nephew: …
Nephew, bragging now: I’M a boy and I didn’t even HAVE to go to the doctor
Me: a boy, I used to look more like a girl but then I turned into a boy
Nephew: How???
Me: I went to the doctor and they gave me some medicine
Nephew: …
Nephew, bragging now: I’M a boy and I didn’t even HAVE to go to the doctor
November 27, 2025 at 3:41 PM
My nephew: Are you a girl or a boy?
Me: a boy, I used to look more like a girl but then I turned into a boy
Nephew: How???
Me: I went to the doctor and they gave me some medicine
Nephew: …
Nephew, bragging now: I’M a boy and I didn’t even HAVE to go to the doctor
Me: a boy, I used to look more like a girl but then I turned into a boy
Nephew: How???
Me: I went to the doctor and they gave me some medicine
Nephew: …
Nephew, bragging now: I’M a boy and I didn’t even HAVE to go to the doctor
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DOORDASH: imagine a $12 sandwich
ME: oh dang that sounds so good
DOORDASH: now imagine that it could be yours for just $37
ME: oh dang that sounds so good
DOORDASH: now imagine that it could be yours for just $37
November 26, 2025 at 5:03 PM
DOORDASH: imagine a $12 sandwich
ME: oh dang that sounds so good
DOORDASH: now imagine that it could be yours for just $37
ME: oh dang that sounds so good
DOORDASH: now imagine that it could be yours for just $37
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Reminding myself once again that it is not a race.
November 26, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Reminding myself once again that it is not a race.
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what. bro im working
November 26, 2025 at 4:19 PM
what. bro im working
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Backlash surrounding Metroid Prime 4’s chatty supporting cast has inadvertently bled into one gamer’s relationship.
paletteswap.site/dif...
paletteswap.site/dif...
November 25, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Backlash surrounding Metroid Prime 4’s chatty supporting cast has inadvertently bled into one gamer’s relationship.
paletteswap.site/dif...
paletteswap.site/dif...
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kinky northernlion: "theres no shot you're actually doing bondage, domination, sadism AND masochism bro. Thats too many things. I'm pretty sure two of them are literally opposite man."
October 28, 2025 at 9:47 PM
kinky northernlion: "theres no shot you're actually doing bondage, domination, sadism AND masochism bro. Thats too many things. I'm pretty sure two of them are literally opposite man."
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Remember how we had a huge budget problem the distant past of two weeks ago lmao weird how that vanished to give CPD another morbillion dollars
new: i read the 2026 cook county budget so you don't have to.
spoiler: more money for police and prosecutors (plus a lot of other stuff).
spoiler: more money for police and prosecutors (plus a lot of other stuff).
Cook County law enforcement agencies get more money in 2026
The Cook County Board of Commissioners approved large investments in policing and prosecutions, over objections from advocates.
chicagoreader.com
November 26, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Remember how we had a huge budget problem the distant past of two weeks ago lmao weird how that vanished to give CPD another morbillion dollars
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I have long posited that Daniel Craig's accent in Glass Onion is better than Knives Out because in Knives Out he is trying to do a real Southern accent and is bad at it but in Glass Onion he is just talking like Foghorn Leghorn, which is something a real gay Southern weirdo would do.
November 25, 2025 at 10:39 PM
I have long posited that Daniel Craig's accent in Glass Onion is better than Knives Out because in Knives Out he is trying to do a real Southern accent and is bad at it but in Glass Onion he is just talking like Foghorn Leghorn, which is something a real gay Southern weirdo would do.
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Expressive Byleth ✏️
November 25, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Expressive Byleth ✏️
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exile: does anyone want anything from the store
kreia: the arrogance to consider the store will have "anything" astounds
exile: ok does anyone else want anything from the store
mandalore: i require a coke, to ensure performance in battle
kreia: actually i will also have a coke
kreia: the arrogance to consider the store will have "anything" astounds
exile: ok does anyone else want anything from the store
mandalore: i require a coke, to ensure performance in battle
kreia: actually i will also have a coke
May 7, 2025 at 7:59 PM
exile: does anyone want anything from the store
kreia: the arrogance to consider the store will have "anything" astounds
exile: ok does anyone else want anything from the store
mandalore: i require a coke, to ensure performance in battle
kreia: actually i will also have a coke
kreia: the arrogance to consider the store will have "anything" astounds
exile: ok does anyone else want anything from the store
mandalore: i require a coke, to ensure performance in battle
kreia: actually i will also have a coke
I've never had a The Character quite like I do with her if I'm being so honest (I got more stickers)
November 25, 2025 at 4:23 AM
I've never had a The Character quite like I do with her if I'm being so honest (I got more stickers)
What's funny is that this really only lays bare the problems of traffic because it's the exact same car a bunch of times and would probably just be complained about as a nebulously present traffic if all the cars were driven by humans and were different makes and models
Waymo privatized another public street:
Chanel approaching 4th, San Francisco
Possibly queued for a Billie Eilish show at Chase Center ~half mile away.
The light rail train on 4th seen passing in front of this roboherd has more passenger capacity than all of them combined.
OP: .tiktok.renaspam18
Chanel approaching 4th, San Francisco
Possibly queued for a Billie Eilish show at Chase Center ~half mile away.
The light rail train on 4th seen passing in front of this roboherd has more passenger capacity than all of them combined.
OP: .tiktok.renaspam18
November 24, 2025 at 11:15 PM
What's funny is that this really only lays bare the problems of traffic because it's the exact same car a bunch of times and would probably just be complained about as a nebulously present traffic if all the cars were driven by humans and were different makes and models