Phoenix
@funwithnix.bsky.social
I write about gay women and get mad at the government // chicago containment zone // 31 // any pronouns
read my work: https://archiveofourown.org/users/FunWithNix
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Phoenix
@funwithnix.bsky.social
· Jan 27
just a post so you know what im about please read about my elf archiveofourown.org/works/511792...
please read about my problems elf and her religious issues
I have infinitely more respect for this person's art slapped on a lamppost that's riffing a little off of Haring-esque squiggles than I do for every other Haring impressionist out there because at least this one understands the assignment.
November 29, 2025 at 4:18 PM
I have infinitely more respect for this person's art slapped on a lamppost that's riffing a little off of Haring-esque squiggles than I do for every other Haring impressionist out there because at least this one understands the assignment.
Caught him doing coke again
November 29, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Caught him doing coke again
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A nun's love for God
November 29, 2025 at 5:50 AM
A nun's love for God
Told you
3 inches at MOST calling it right now
November 29, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Told you
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If you venture out into the snowstorm with your camera, use a flash to illuminate the falling flakes. Check out my "snokeh" tutorial.
Snokeh - freezing snow in its place - Nick Ulivieri Photography
Nick Ulivieri details techniques and tips for photographing 'snokeh'. Out-of-focus snowflakes illuminated by camera flash.
www.nickulivieriphotography.com
November 29, 2025 at 4:22 AM
If you venture out into the snowstorm with your camera, use a flash to illuminate the falling flakes. Check out my "snokeh" tutorial.
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add a bicep slider for all women and a forcefem slider for all men. let me play with bearith and tiddy cloud
November 29, 2025 at 3:29 AM
add a bicep slider for all women and a forcefem slider for all men. let me play with bearith and tiddy cloud
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what are they serving, nintendo
Everyone is serving. 😌
Team up with legendary heroes in #HyruleWarriors: Age of Imprisonment on #NintendoSwitch2.
Team up with legendary heroes in #HyruleWarriors: Age of Imprisonment on #NintendoSwitch2.
November 28, 2025 at 11:05 PM
what are they serving, nintendo
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meanwhile she terrorizes me w this shit *while im driving* by doing perfect kermit voice and saying shit like "my pussy is Too Dry for you to be riding me like this" 🐸
You know kermits pussy fat as hell. Like two lime slices in a sock.
November 29, 2025 at 1:07 AM
meanwhile she terrorizes me w this shit *while im driving* by doing perfect kermit voice and saying shit like "my pussy is Too Dry for you to be riding me like this" 🐸
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November 28, 2025 at 6:10 PM
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BRAIN: Remember when you listened to the radio nine years ago and some lady called into a quiz contest and really obviously tried to stall for time while she Googled the answers. What was up with that
ME: That's neat. Do you remember what my friends do for a living
BRAIN: I do not
ME: That's neat. Do you remember what my friends do for a living
BRAIN: I do not
November 28, 2025 at 3:40 PM
BRAIN: Remember when you listened to the radio nine years ago and some lady called into a quiz contest and really obviously tried to stall for time while she Googled the answers. What was up with that
ME: That's neat. Do you remember what my friends do for a living
BRAIN: I do not
ME: That's neat. Do you remember what my friends do for a living
BRAIN: I do not
perhaps if I make lists and sort things into categories I will feel better
November 28, 2025 at 5:41 PM
perhaps if I make lists and sort things into categories I will feel better
nothing ever happens no it won't
Bust out the shovels, Chicago. A winter storm could dump 10 inches of snow on the city Saturday. blockclubchi.co/4ah93qX
November 28, 2025 at 4:00 PM
nothing ever happens no it won't
fun fact this is why when I was doing my own rewrites on the 8th Umbral timeline and Shadowbringers (and more broadly the time fuckery of Aydria entirely) I had to canonize that the flow of spacetime doesn't actually allow you to dip in and out wherever you want to avoid this happening
November 28, 2025 at 2:21 PM
fun fact this is why when I was doing my own rewrites on the 8th Umbral timeline and Shadowbringers (and more broadly the time fuckery of Aydria entirely) I had to canonize that the flow of spacetime doesn't actually allow you to dip in and out wherever you want to avoid this happening
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I took part in this last year and will be returning!
Such a fun project for a great cause!
Such a fun project for a great cause!
November 28, 2025 at 1:44 PM
I took part in this last year and will be returning!
Such a fun project for a great cause!
Such a fun project for a great cause!
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It's that time of the year again 🥰⛄❄️
November 27, 2025 at 9:21 AM
It's that time of the year again 🥰⛄❄️
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alisaie can be trusted with a bigger sword. there are literally no downsides to giving alisaie a bigger sword.
November 27, 2025 at 8:00 PM
alisaie can be trusted with a bigger sword. there are literally no downsides to giving alisaie a bigger sword.
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Sphene (Final Fantasy XIV) sketch by Toshiyuki Itahana:
x.com/ItahanaT/sta...
x.com/ItahanaT/sta...
November 26, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Sphene (Final Fantasy XIV) sketch by Toshiyuki Itahana:
x.com/ItahanaT/sta...
x.com/ItahanaT/sta...
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My nephew: Are you a girl or a boy?
Me: a boy, I used to look more like a girl but then I turned into a boy
Nephew: How???
Me: I went to the doctor and they gave me some medicine
Nephew: …
Nephew, bragging now: I’M a boy and I didn’t even HAVE to go to the doctor
Me: a boy, I used to look more like a girl but then I turned into a boy
Nephew: How???
Me: I went to the doctor and they gave me some medicine
Nephew: …
Nephew, bragging now: I’M a boy and I didn’t even HAVE to go to the doctor
November 27, 2025 at 3:41 PM
My nephew: Are you a girl or a boy?
Me: a boy, I used to look more like a girl but then I turned into a boy
Nephew: How???
Me: I went to the doctor and they gave me some medicine
Nephew: …
Nephew, bragging now: I’M a boy and I didn’t even HAVE to go to the doctor
Me: a boy, I used to look more like a girl but then I turned into a boy
Nephew: How???
Me: I went to the doctor and they gave me some medicine
Nephew: …
Nephew, bragging now: I’M a boy and I didn’t even HAVE to go to the doctor
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DOORDASH: imagine a $12 sandwich
ME: oh dang that sounds so good
DOORDASH: now imagine that it could be yours for just $37
ME: oh dang that sounds so good
DOORDASH: now imagine that it could be yours for just $37
November 26, 2025 at 5:03 PM
DOORDASH: imagine a $12 sandwich
ME: oh dang that sounds so good
DOORDASH: now imagine that it could be yours for just $37
ME: oh dang that sounds so good
DOORDASH: now imagine that it could be yours for just $37
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