Jacquelyn Rhys 🔨
@fuliginflipflops.bsky.social
beautiful, ornery forest creature. transparent. fiction enjoyer. call me Jackie if you’re cool.
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once when i was little, a man at the supermarket was buying like a hundred packs of batteries & when i asked him why he said,
“once you start flushing these down the toilet for fun, you just can’t stop”
and i think this one interaction shaped me more than everything both my parents ever said to me
“once you start flushing these down the toilet for fun, you just can’t stop”
and i think this one interaction shaped me more than everything both my parents ever said to me
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valid (slur)
November 15, 2025 at 4:34 AM
valid (slur)
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getting a text in the middle of the night and it's just my loathsome vizier saying "Your enemies lie in wait, my lord!!" what am I supposed to do with that. its four in the morning
November 14, 2025 at 4:06 AM
getting a text in the middle of the night and it's just my loathsome vizier saying "Your enemies lie in wait, my lord!!" what am I supposed to do with that. its four in the morning
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my new album Made to Fade is out everywhere now. buy it on bandcamp or stream on the evil service of your choosing, i hope you love it 💚 12 songs of angst, self-hauntings, regrets and trans becoming.
crimesididntcommit.bandcamp.com/album/made-t...
crimesididntcommit.bandcamp.com/album/made-t...
November 7, 2025 at 5:10 AM
my new album Made to Fade is out everywhere now. buy it on bandcamp or stream on the evil service of your choosing, i hope you love it 💚 12 songs of angst, self-hauntings, regrets and trans becoming.
crimesididntcommit.bandcamp.com/album/made-t...
crimesididntcommit.bandcamp.com/album/made-t...
solidarity to all the striking starbucks baristas.
that job is hell, you should be paid $50 an hour to do it, and there should be a button behind the counter that drops an anvil on customers
that job is hell, you should be paid $50 an hour to do it, and there should be a button behind the counter that drops an anvil on customers
November 13, 2025 at 4:52 PM
solidarity to all the striking starbucks baristas.
that job is hell, you should be paid $50 an hour to do it, and there should be a button behind the counter that drops an anvil on customers
that job is hell, you should be paid $50 an hour to do it, and there should be a button behind the counter that drops an anvil on customers
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Smooth Criminal by Michael Jackson is a cautionary tale about writing song lyrics in passive voice
November 11, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Smooth Criminal by Michael Jackson is a cautionary tale about writing song lyrics in passive voice
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Fuck you, Sarah McBride.
November 20, 2024 at 11:07 PM
Fuck you, Sarah McBride.
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bottom surgery to get the musical greeting card chip implanted so whenever i spread my legs compressed public domain music plays
November 11, 2025 at 5:59 PM
bottom surgery to get the musical greeting card chip implanted so whenever i spread my legs compressed public domain music plays
Smooth Criminal by Michael Jackson is a cautionary tale about writing song lyrics in passive voice
November 11, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Smooth Criminal by Michael Jackson is a cautionary tale about writing song lyrics in passive voice
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Taco Bell’s new Seventhmeal promotion is looking pretty good
November 10, 2025 at 4:46 AM
Taco Bell’s new Seventhmeal promotion is looking pretty good
good riddance to an awful weekend 🖕
November 10, 2025 at 3:23 PM
good riddance to an awful weekend 🖕
love to learn at 3am that the apartment we moved into only 2 months ago is actually completely unlivable.
November 8, 2025 at 11:19 AM
love to learn at 3am that the apartment we moved into only 2 months ago is actually completely unlivable.
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This is what they took from you
November 7, 2025 at 3:40 PM
This is what they took from you
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SOCRATES: No god is a philosopher or seeker after wisdom, for he is wise already; nor does any man who is wise seek after wisdom.
PLATO: Neither do the ignorant seek after wisdom.
DARRYL, SOCRATES AND PLATO’S FRIEND: well well well if it isn’t the blowjob brothers
PLATO: Neither do the ignorant seek after wisdom.
DARRYL, SOCRATES AND PLATO’S FRIEND: well well well if it isn’t the blowjob brothers
November 8, 2025 at 1:45 AM
SOCRATES: No god is a philosopher or seeker after wisdom, for he is wise already; nor does any man who is wise seek after wisdom.
PLATO: Neither do the ignorant seek after wisdom.
DARRYL, SOCRATES AND PLATO’S FRIEND: well well well if it isn’t the blowjob brothers
PLATO: Neither do the ignorant seek after wisdom.
DARRYL, SOCRATES AND PLATO’S FRIEND: well well well if it isn’t the blowjob brothers
imagine being so chalk-white that you think Black people talk like the incredible hulk
November 8, 2025 at 1:56 AM
imagine being so chalk-white that you think Black people talk like the incredible hulk
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After hundreds of hours of reading and research, my 2025 Starter Guide to transfeminine literature is finally live!
No matter your experience level, there's a book for you! 🏳️⚧️📚 #transbooks
The list covers a vast range of genres. There are 78 handcrafted recs on this list, and I've read all but two.
No matter your experience level, there's a book for you! 🏳️⚧️📚 #transbooks
The list covers a vast range of genres. There are 78 handcrafted recs on this list, and I've read all but two.
Start Here (2025 Edition)
Are you questioning your gender and searching for fiction that’ll help you figure out what a transition might look like? Are you a trans woman or a femmeby who’s never seen herself on the tradition…
thetransfemininereview.com
November 7, 2025 at 2:11 AM
After hundreds of hours of reading and research, my 2025 Starter Guide to transfeminine literature is finally live!
No matter your experience level, there's a book for you! 🏳️⚧️📚 #transbooks
The list covers a vast range of genres. There are 78 handcrafted recs on this list, and I've read all but two.
No matter your experience level, there's a book for you! 🏳️⚧️📚 #transbooks
The list covers a vast range of genres. There are 78 handcrafted recs on this list, and I've read all but two.
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good morning to all the wieners, dufuses, poindexters, peanuts, dudes, bros, homies, rapmasters, and funklords
September 8, 2025 at 1:41 PM
good morning to all the wieners, dufuses, poindexters, peanuts, dudes, bros, homies, rapmasters, and funklords
nah, it’s cool. i’m totally chill with being stuck against my will in the united states. it’s not like leaving was a life goal i was tirelessly working towards or anything.
it’s fine, I’m fine.
…
it’s fine, I’m fine.
…
November 6, 2025 at 10:14 PM
nah, it’s cool. i’m totally chill with being stuck against my will in the united states. it’s not like leaving was a life goal i was tirelessly working towards or anything.
it’s fine, I’m fine.
…
it’s fine, I’m fine.
…
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black forest ham, dark fortress chicken, cursed talisman turkey
November 4, 2025 at 8:10 PM
black forest ham, dark fortress chicken, cursed talisman turkey
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Let's not cheapen this moment with the truth.
November 4, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Let's not cheapen this moment with the truth.
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A cool Interesting Times topic would be "We Put Ross Douthat Into One of Those Drive-Thru Tubes at the Bank, and this is the Sound it Made When We Pushed the Button"
November 6, 2025 at 1:56 PM
A cool Interesting Times topic would be "We Put Ross Douthat Into One of Those Drive-Thru Tubes at the Bank, and this is the Sound it Made When We Pushed the Button"
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yes, and i can’t wait to ruin everything else too :)
November 6, 2025 at 3:33 PM
yes, and i can’t wait to ruin everything else too :)