Êtes bien a moi
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I'm here to skeet🧍🏿♀️
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He loves those damn overalls
January 20, 2026 at 1:58 AM
He loves those damn overalls
Okay but its basically fried bread surely you can squash it a bit to make it wider
A standard donut hole has a circumference of 1.1 to 1.5 inches.
Also, how did this become tonight's topic?
Also, how did this become tonight's topic?
January 17, 2026 at 5:15 AM
Okay but its basically fried bread surely you can squash it a bit to make it wider
Just gasped and dropped my champagne flute
NeNe Leakes is returning to Bravo. She will be joining the cast of ‘Real Housewives: Ultimate Girls Trip’ in Atlanta, TMZ reports.
January 13, 2026 at 9:46 PM
Just gasped and dropped my champagne flute
I feel like if your last name is too common, you should come up with a new one. We have too many of smith, thomas/Thompson, Jones, Jackson in our community
January 12, 2026 at 7:05 PM
I feel like if your last name is too common, you should come up with a new one. We have too many of smith, thomas/Thompson, Jones, Jackson in our community
Since when does affirm require biometric data for verification?! Now I gotta pay for these seatgeek tickets up front 😭
January 9, 2026 at 3:40 PM
Since when does affirm require biometric data for verification?! Now I gotta pay for these seatgeek tickets up front 😭
Idk what i did to myself at pilates but my hip is so sore. No dutty whine for me for the next 2-3 business days 😔
January 8, 2026 at 6:52 PM
Idk what i did to myself at pilates but my hip is so sore. No dutty whine for me for the next 2-3 business days 😔
We need to free ourselves and the world from the shackles of oil. My next car will be a shitty electric one idc
January 4, 2026 at 2:47 AM
We need to free ourselves and the world from the shackles of oil. My next car will be a shitty electric one idc
Beyonce put both lips into the cuff it remix istg
January 3, 2026 at 6:44 PM
Beyonce put both lips into the cuff it remix istg
There was a rabbit by my car last night. Happy new year to that little dude
January 1, 2026 at 7:49 PM
There was a rabbit by my car last night. Happy new year to that little dude
HEAVY on coleslaw
Here you go 🫶🏾
December 31, 2025 at 3:55 AM
HEAVY on coleslaw
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if she wants moving on the side, I'd have assumed this was speeded up to 2X. but he's just got lots of energy
December 24, 2025 at 3:58 PM
if she wants moving on the side, I'd have assumed this was speeded up to 2X. but he's just got lots of energy
When the truth is all brands of mayo are nasty
I don’t think grabbing the wrong brand of mayo counts as weaponized incompetence but I’m a man so what do I know
December 21, 2025 at 5:06 AM
When the truth is all brands of mayo are nasty
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I’m crying 😭
Why does it actually look good?
Why does it actually look good?
December 17, 2025 at 11:13 PM
I’m crying 😭
Why does it actually look good?
Why does it actually look good?
I just ate the sloppiest, wettest peach the world has ever seen omg
December 16, 2025 at 2:17 PM
I just ate the sloppiest, wettest peach the world has ever seen omg
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smh tell him stop blocking his blessings
December 14, 2025 at 5:06 PM
smh tell him stop blocking his blessings
The person that said "young hoes cook everything with the heat on high" has had such an impact on all of my meals since 😭😭
December 11, 2025 at 2:22 AM
The person that said "young hoes cook everything with the heat on high" has had such an impact on all of my meals since 😭😭
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You know pimpin ain’t easy….
December 6, 2025 at 4:34 PM
You know pimpin ain’t easy….
"I get a kick out of them saying theyre tired..."
Just fiveheaded and annoying
Just fiveheaded and annoying
December 3, 2025 at 2:52 AM
"I get a kick out of them saying theyre tired..."
Just fiveheaded and annoying
Just fiveheaded and annoying
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These days even Barbie is working a number 2.
December 3, 2025 at 12:26 AM
These days even Barbie is working a number 2.
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Heads up! My Comedy Special is out now! Available on multiple streaming platforms for rent or purchase!
Cerrome Russell:Son of Sumter
Cerrome Russell:Son of Sumter
My Comedy Special releases Nov 18!!!
Cerrome Russell: Son of Sumter
Here's a clip!!!
Cerrome Russell: Son of Sumter
Here's a clip!!!
November 30, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Heads up! My Comedy Special is out now! Available on multiple streaming platforms for rent or purchase!
Cerrome Russell:Son of Sumter
Cerrome Russell:Son of Sumter
Had a dream I had to handle somebody's aunt in a chili's
November 26, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Had a dream I had to handle somebody's aunt in a chili's
Calling a business and getting sent to voicemail is so annoying. I'd prefer that it just ring forever bc im not leaving a damn voicemail wtf
November 20, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Calling a business and getting sent to voicemail is so annoying. I'd prefer that it just ring forever bc im not leaving a damn voicemail wtf
Why have cars not evolved past the need for gas all the time
November 19, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Why have cars not evolved past the need for gas all the time