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Êtes bien a moi
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I'm here to skeet🧍🏿‍♀️
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He loves those damn overalls
rob rausch is like if jfk was actually hot
January 20, 2026 at 1:58 AM
Okay but its basically fried bread surely you can squash it a bit to make it wider
A standard donut hole has a circumference of 1.1 to 1.5 inches.

Also, how did this become tonight's topic?
January 17, 2026 at 5:15 AM
Just gasped and dropped my champagne flute
NeNe Leakes is returning to Bravo. She will be joining the cast of ‘Real Housewives: Ultimate Girls Trip’ in Atlanta, TMZ reports.
January 13, 2026 at 9:46 PM
I feel like if your last name is too common, you should come up with a new one. We have too many of smith, thomas/Thompson, Jones, Jackson in our community
January 12, 2026 at 7:05 PM
Since when does affirm require biometric data for verification?! Now I gotta pay for these seatgeek tickets up front 😭
January 9, 2026 at 3:40 PM
Idk what i did to myself at pilates but my hip is so sore. No dutty whine for me for the next 2-3 business days 😔
January 8, 2026 at 6:52 PM
We need to free ourselves and the world from the shackles of oil. My next car will be a shitty electric one idc
January 4, 2026 at 2:47 AM
Beyonce put both lips into the cuff it remix istg
January 3, 2026 at 6:44 PM
There was a rabbit by my car last night. Happy new year to that little dude
January 1, 2026 at 7:49 PM
HEAVY on coleslaw
December 31, 2025 at 3:55 AM
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if she wants moving on the side, I'd have assumed this was speeded up to 2X. but he's just got lots of energy
December 24, 2025 at 3:58 PM
When the truth is all brands of mayo are nasty
I don’t think grabbing the wrong brand of mayo counts as weaponized incompetence but I’m a man so what do I know
December 21, 2025 at 5:06 AM
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I’m crying 😭
Why does it actually look good?
December 17, 2025 at 11:13 PM
I just ate the sloppiest, wettest peach the world has ever seen omg
December 16, 2025 at 2:17 PM
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smh tell him stop blocking his blessings
December 14, 2025 at 5:06 PM
The person that said "young hoes cook everything with the heat on high" has had such an impact on all of my meals since 😭😭
December 11, 2025 at 2:22 AM
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You know pimpin ain’t easy….
December 6, 2025 at 4:34 PM
"I get a kick out of them saying theyre tired..."
Just fiveheaded and annoying
December 3, 2025 at 2:52 AM
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These days even Barbie is working a number 2.
December 3, 2025 at 12:26 AM
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🎅
November 30, 2025 at 4:18 AM
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November 30, 2025 at 12:04 AM
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Heads up! My Comedy Special is out now! Available on multiple streaming platforms for rent or purchase!

Cerrome Russell:Son of Sumter
My Comedy Special releases Nov 18!!!

Cerrome Russell: Son of Sumter
Here's a clip!!!
November 30, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Had a dream I had to handle somebody's aunt in a chili's
November 26, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Calling a business and getting sent to voicemail is so annoying. I'd prefer that it just ring forever bc im not leaving a damn voicemail wtf
November 20, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Why have cars not evolved past the need for gas all the time
November 19, 2025 at 1:15 AM