M. Dean Cooper
@fractalchurn.bsky.social
Writer, videographer, cat person. Sad little king of a sad little hill. He/him.
Words: notepadexe.medium.com
Video: newnorml.tumblr.com
Words: notepadexe.medium.com
Video: newnorml.tumblr.com
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M. Dean Cooper
@fractalchurn.bsky.social
· Nov 11
Hello Bluesky! Now that a) people are really here and b) we have pinned posts allow me to do a brief welcome/shameless-self-promo thread. I'm a multifaceted guy but for the purposes of this account I'm mostly a writer, with a novel I'm chipping away at and shorter works here: notepadexe.medium.com
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They'll build a statue to the first reporter who tells this old dumbass to eat shit on camera
“You’re a stupid person” — Trump lashes out at a reporter who presses him on the fact that the suspected DC shooter was actually thoroughly vetted before he was let in the US from Afghanistan
November 28, 2025 at 1:50 AM
They'll build a statue to the first reporter who tells this old dumbass to eat shit on camera
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i think all the time about the discourse around the oscars slap. i forget who it was who said this but their takeaway was "listen, these are three highly specific and extremely strange individuals colliding at once in a singular event. there is nothing to be learned or extrapolated here"
November 27, 2025 at 12:05 AM
i think all the time about the discourse around the oscars slap. i forget who it was who said this but their takeaway was "listen, these are three highly specific and extremely strange individuals colliding at once in a singular event. there is nothing to be learned or extrapolated here"
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Happy Thanksgiving
November 27, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Happy Thanksgiving
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I feel much safer today knowing that we deported a Babson College student back to a country where she hasn't lived since childhood.
She wasn't even flying internationally. She was flying to Texas.
She wasn't even flying internationally. She was flying to Texas.
A Babson College student wanted to surprise her family for Thanksgiving. She was deported instead. - The Boston Globe
Any Lucia Lopez Belloza was at Logan to catch a flight to Texas when immigration authorities detained her as she was about to board the plane.
www.bostonglobe.com
November 27, 2025 at 10:47 AM
I feel much safer today knowing that we deported a Babson College student back to a country where she hasn't lived since childhood.
She wasn't even flying internationally. She was flying to Texas.
She wasn't even flying internationally. She was flying to Texas.
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Is Santa Real? Many users feel they're getting presents from him. Scientists say it's time to consider whether they're onto something.
November 26, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Is Santa Real? Many users feel they're getting presents from him. Scientists say it's time to consider whether they're onto something.
George Lucas's midichlorian trilogy
If you were a despotic president, what movie would you force Hollywood to make? I want to see Quentin's Star Trek movie or maybe Kill Bill Vol 3.
November 26, 2025 at 3:28 AM
George Lucas's midichlorian trilogy
been there, Carol
November 26, 2025 at 3:04 AM
been there, Carol
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one of the coolest things about ChatGPT is how you can actually just never use it. you can fill your whole entire life with simply not once using it. it's incredible.
November 25, 2025 at 4:15 PM
one of the coolest things about ChatGPT is how you can actually just never use it. you can fill your whole entire life with simply not once using it. it's incredible.
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You know what food I hate? Your personal favourite food. Inedible garbage.
November 25, 2025 at 9:48 PM
You know what food I hate? Your personal favourite food. Inedible garbage.
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You have to keep giving money to avoid collapse and if there’s collapse you have to give more money. It’s called the free market.
November 24, 2025 at 10:54 PM
You have to keep giving money to avoid collapse and if there’s collapse you have to give more money. It’s called the free market.
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You'll never guess what this is in response to
The damned in hell are not more powerful for the fact that the fires do not consume them; it is part and parcel of their torment.
November 24, 2025 at 12:17 AM
You'll never guess what this is in response to
🎵 thank you, Jack White
for the fiber-optic Jesus
that you gave me 🎵
🎵 it shined so bright
I just couldn’t help believin’
it would save me 🎵
for the fiber-optic Jesus
that you gave me 🎵
🎵 it shined so bright
I just couldn’t help believin’
it would save me 🎵
I don't care if it rains or freezes
Long as I got my plastic Jesus
Sitting on the dash board of my car
Long as I got my plastic Jesus
Sitting on the dash board of my car
November 23, 2025 at 3:12 AM
🎵 thank you, Jack White
for the fiber-optic Jesus
that you gave me 🎵
🎵 it shined so bright
I just couldn’t help believin’
it would save me 🎵
for the fiber-optic Jesus
that you gave me 🎵
🎵 it shined so bright
I just couldn’t help believin’
it would save me 🎵
your turn, Boebert
BREAKING: Marjorie Taylor Greene says she's resigning from Congress — effective January 5, 2026.
November 22, 2025 at 4:37 AM
your turn, Boebert
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Truth Social users are not happy with Trump on this one.
“A Great Fuck'n Honor??? Have you lost your fucking mind?????”
“A Great Fuck'n Honor??? Have you lost your fucking mind?????”
November 22, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Truth Social users are not happy with Trump on this one.
“A Great Fuck'n Honor??? Have you lost your fucking mind?????”
“A Great Fuck'n Honor??? Have you lost your fucking mind?????”
what is even happening in the MCU anymore
November 21, 2025 at 8:39 PM
what is even happening in the MCU anymore
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omg I love it when a person doesn't know something and they ask!! Also I love a sui generis in the wild.
completely outside of politics, this is so charming
November 21, 2025 at 6:28 PM
omg I love it when a person doesn't know something and they ask!! Also I love a sui generis in the wild.
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when mario sees a bakery
November 21, 2025 at 5:17 PM
when mario sees a bakery
the Joker would hate this guy
November 20, 2025 at 6:07 PM
the Joker would hate this guy
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Statistic that most journalists sleep with their sources for scopes statistical error. Scoops Nuzzi is an outlier and should not have been counted.
September 20, 2024 at 2:23 AM
Statistic that most journalists sleep with their sources for scopes statistical error. Scoops Nuzzi is an outlier and should not have been counted.
when Carol gets angry and the whole #Pluribus short circuits for a while, does the effect travel outward from her in a wave, or are they nonlocal?
November 16, 2025 at 12:34 AM
when Carol gets angry and the whole #Pluribus short circuits for a while, does the effect travel outward from her in a wave, or are they nonlocal?
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there's a moment in PARADISE LOST where Satan arrives in Eden and realizes Hell isn't a place; it's a thing he carries within him and it'll follow him wherever he goes. and i think about that when i see these awful rich men whose monstrous wealth has enriched them not at all
“whatever club he’s invited to join has been devalued by the invitation”
November 11, 2025 at 6:31 AM
there's a moment in PARADISE LOST where Satan arrives in Eden and realizes Hell isn't a place; it's a thing he carries within him and it'll follow him wherever he goes. and i think about that when i see these awful rich men whose monstrous wealth has enriched them not at all