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call me: fox 💜 they/he? 💜 nonbinary changeling 💜 Jewitch 💜 disabled 💜 trans, bi, aroace-ish, solo polyam 💜 fat-positive 💜 podcaster 💜 I play video games 💜 I spin, knit, crochet, weave, sew, dye 💜 casual profanity 💜 communist
happy second night of Chanukah!

for tonight's Hallmark Chanukkah movie, we're going back in time to before Hanukkah was invented, 2012

Hitched for the Holidays was Hallmark's first acknowledgement that Hanukah is a separate holiday from Christmas
December 16, 2025 at 5:22 AM
CHAG SAMEACH and happy Chanukkah!

for the first night, Xan and I got Chinese food and watched Round and Round, which was EXCELLENT
December 15, 2025 at 5:45 AM
I call it Blanket Time™ bc Midna needs me to put on a fuzzy blanket so she can suckle on it and knead me
I need everyone to know that at least once a day, I put on this bathrobe and hold him like a baby while he makes biscuits on me and nurses on my robe
madonna and child
December 13, 2025 at 9:30 PM
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periodic reminder that the crusade against MSG was just racism and it is actually just magical science salt that gets you More Yummy for Less Sodium
December 12, 2025 at 8:24 PM
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SCREAMING
🎉💥Stop!! Hibari-kun! Vol 1. is here!🔥🎸
(anim: Jack-Amin Ibrahim)
December 11, 2025 at 6:38 PM
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December 3, 2025 at 7:10 AM
relistening to Sapiens so I can listen to it all the way through without pausing, but I got four minutes in and got to the TED talk where he talks about how humans can create coalitions of strangers bc of our ability to "create and believe fictions" and I CAN'T

open.spotify.com/episode/1IeS...
November 23, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Xan and I are trying to listen to If Books Could Kill's newest episode, about Sapiens by Yuval Noah Harari

we're almost eight minutes in and we've already paused it three times to look up the author and also to go on various rants about his claims
November 21, 2025 at 9:06 PM
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Call me a raging liberal but I don’t think shoplifting should be a capital crime. Take the license number and go over to the house and arrest em, what was the urgency?

Officer acquitted in death of Ta'Kiya Young, a pregnant Black mother accused of shoplifting

apnews.com/article/taki...
Officer acquitted in death of Ta'Kiya Young, a pregnant Black mother accused of shoplifting
An Ohio officer has been acquitted of all charges after fatally shooting Ta'Kiya Young in a supermarket parking lot.
apnews.com
November 21, 2025 at 4:35 PM
started playing #TinyBookshop last night. in it, you run a mobile bookshop and you can recommend books to shoppers, and one of the things that drew me in was that most of the books are real books, and I was so happy to see @yrfatfriend.bsky.social's first book!!!
November 7, 2025 at 9:15 PM
10/10, no notes
After Winning Election, Guy Pledges To Do What He Previously Pledged To Do (derogatory)
November 7, 2025 at 8:35 PM
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The use of "food pyramid" instead of "food triangle" suggests there are further categories of food we don't even know about because they're displayed on the faces of the pyramid that are pointing away from us

Maybe we can eat paper? Metal? Fire? WHAT'S ON THE OTHER FACES
November 7, 2025 at 1:17 AM
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Today's Low Quality Ad is for this Raccoon Sweatshirt.
What's that little raccoon friend, life isn't great? Here's some advice: STOP EATING GARBAGE. THERE ARE OTHER THINGS YOU CAN EAT. YOU EAT NOTHING BUT LITERAL GARBAGE.
collabs.shop/z9khlo
November 5, 2025 at 5:52 PM
the worst part about breaking my ankle is my inability to sit bisexually
October 30, 2025 at 2:21 AM
hey ho, I get to leave the fucking hospital
October 15, 2025 at 6:39 PM
SOMEHOW the hospital had standing orders to check my blood sugar before I ate, despite the fact that I told MULTIPLE people/forms that I am not diabetic, so that's fun

#antifatbias
October 14, 2025 at 9:38 PM
surgery today!

they're putting a metal plate and some screws in my bones, hooray!
October 13, 2025 at 2:54 PM
broke my ankle on Saturday by slipping in the wet/muddy grass outside my apartment building

I think my left leg is cursed, considering I broke my left foot almost a decade ago

I'm going to need surgery for the ankle; I'm meeting the surgeon tomorrow, so 🤞🏼🤞🏼🤞🏼
October 6, 2025 at 10:36 PM
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For the nomadic Israelites, who were latecomers to settled nation building, this reversal carries tremendous theological value that God would covenant with the secondborn nation. Whether this is historical fact or not is immaterial to the spiritual experience of the texts.
September 24, 2025 at 1:37 AM
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Ya Shema Evyonecha (God please hear your destitute!)

Sephardic piyyut
September 21, 2025 at 4:57 PM
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despite their constant whining about how "wokeness killed comedy!" and "you can't say anything anymore without getting canceled!" after receiving pushback on their shitty punch-down jokes, none of those failed, hacky, has-been comedians will ever conceive of anything in the same stratosphere as this
September 14, 2025 at 7:13 PM
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Medieval Jewish scholars debating Elijah's marital status:
September 6, 2025 at 5:01 AM
GENDER CENSUS TIME!
The 12th annual international Gender Census 2025 is now open until at least 30th August 2025!

survey.gendercensus.com

It's for anyone whose gender (or lack thereof) isn't described by the M/F binary. It's short and easy, and results are useful in academia, business and self-advocacy.
August 3, 2025 at 8:18 PM
what a ride! thanks to everyone who's been following along 💜
The series saves one of its most interesting characters for literally the last seven pages of the manga, as we meet the manly, hot-blooded shonen archetype Gekijirou. As they bid farewell to the series, Rowan and Xan speculate on what might have been.

hibari.libsyn.com/42-hibari-ca...
Can't Stop Hibari-kun: 42. Hibari Cannot Be Stopped by Conventional Means
The series saves one of its most interesting characters for literally the last seven pages of the manga, as we meet the manly, hot-blooded shonen archetype Gekijirou. As they bid farewell to the serie...
hibari.libsyn.com
August 1, 2025 at 6:46 PM