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bryson dechambaudrillard
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from here now
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would be like watching sluggish mice being fed to enormous healthy science classroom snake
Been watching more Jeopardy! recently and:
1. It’s hilarious and absurd they even tried making someone other than Ken Jennings the host after Trebek
2. Ken’s great as host but I wish like once a month he’d roll up his sleeves and hop in the game for a round, see if he’s still got it
November 25, 2025 at 3:47 AM
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I don’t want to dickride the librarian but it is really bad to be loud here bro
November 25, 2025 at 2:30 AM
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November 25, 2025 at 1:36 AM
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Google at its peak was basically the best information retrieval system in human history and they and every competitor decided going from there to “you didn’t want answers you wanted half-assed auto-complete 80%-wrong hallucinations” in a few years was the right idea
November 25, 2025 at 1:57 AM
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In the old days, there would have been a blog called "Cigarettes and Cashews" already launched with a half dozen posts by now.
#Canucks Adam Foote with maybe the quote of the year today.
November 25, 2025 at 2:21 AM
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Madden NFL Strategist '94 🏈
November 23, 2025 at 12:56 AM
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Oh this is incredible
Jameis stayed QB friendly, broke a tackle and with the finger roll! 😂😂😂
November 23, 2025 at 8:39 PM
If Ms. Rachel turns her sights on DHS, ICE, and Border Control this shit’s over in a week
November 23, 2025 at 6:34 PM
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Never before or since have two men been more “meant to be” than Meat Loaf and Jim Steinman. Which is why Celine Dion’s version of “It’s All Coming Back To Me Now” — indisputably to me a stone cold classic — such a triumph. Sometimes you outrun your own muse.
November 23, 2025 at 4:54 PM
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John…what’s wrong…you’ve barely sucked on your chili dog
November 23, 2025 at 5:07 PM
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This is…brilliant.
In Monrovia, California, protesters are purchasing 17¢ ICE scrapers from Home Depot and immediately returning them to create long lines and slow down the entire store. Their aim is to disrupt sales and convey a message opposing ICE raids occurring in their neighborhood.
November 23, 2025 at 5:50 PM
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don draper: i propose a toast

walter white: what should we drink to?

tony soprano: how about family?

dave from storage wars: YUUUUP!
November 21, 2025 at 1:06 AM
wait…Canadian…NOT ROBERT HERJAVEC
Thomas Massie says the FBI is sitting on information that implicates 20 other men in Epstein's child sex trafficking operation

They include a rockstar, six billionaires (including one from Canada), a high-profile government official, a very prominent banker, and a magician
November 23, 2025 at 4:49 AM
well we all know which magician
Thomas Massie says the FBI is sitting on information that implicates 20 other men in Epstein's child sex trafficking operation

They include a rockstar, six billionaires (including one from Canada), a high-profile government official, a very prominent banker, and a magician
November 23, 2025 at 4:48 AM
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Wow, what a crazy poem.
November 23, 2025 at 1:20 AM
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what if he was called homestar gunner and he had a glock
November 23, 2025 at 12:59 AM
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November 23, 2025 at 1:27 AM
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lol come on
November 21, 2025 at 1:43 AM
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i know this feels like a million years ago but for most of the time trump was friends with epstein, he was also ‘a lifelong democrat who donated thousands of dollars to democrat [sic] politicians’
November 20, 2025 at 1:56 AM
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Doctor: I’m sorry, you have Microsoft Teams Exposure…. the only cure is watching a movie from the 90s on mute at your local dive bar
November 20, 2025 at 1:56 AM
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this “etc” might be the most disrespectful thing I’ve ever seen
are you fucking kidding me
November 20, 2025 at 2:45 AM
susie lee might not survive a primary but if she does I feel like she’s gonna get clobbered in the general
These 20 House Democrats just joined Republicans in voting to fully repeal DC's police reform laws.

Wiping off the books critical laws on use of force, transparency, and preventing violent cops from getting rehired.

They think that they should have more say over DC police than the people of DC.
November 20, 2025 at 3:16 AM
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I have information that will lead to the arrest of the blowjob brothers
November 20, 2025 at 2:07 AM
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Chicago has had one 9/11 worth of people disappeared since the attacks began in September. Los Angeles has had two 9/11s since June.
November 18, 2025 at 11:04 PM
he better hope this doesn’t get out. could bring the whole thing crashing down
November 18, 2025 at 6:02 AM