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imagine bragging that you can’t cook in your 30s
January 14, 2026 at 5:23 PM
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showing the boys a sick rock i found
January 9, 2026 at 5:19 PM
2026 is the year soymilk makes a comeback
January 10, 2026 at 4:45 PM
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My painting DARK STORM
January 7, 2026 at 6:53 PM
i got got so hard here
January 8, 2026 at 6:17 PM
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Woke up feeling like a billion mucks
January 8, 2026 at 2:47 PM
free names for the budding drag queens out there: myopia, polly propylene
January 7, 2026 at 2:44 PM
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new year new york
January 1, 2026 at 5:22 PM
watching the inaug, libbing out
January 1, 2026 at 7:19 PM
youre telling me a buffalo replaced this?
January 1, 2026 at 5:59 AM
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joan diddykong
December 4, 2025 at 6:39 PM
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If someone tries to talk to me about the cultural impact of Avatar there’s gonna be two cultural impacts: me culturally impacting them and them culturally impacting the floor
December 3, 2025 at 3:10 PM
happy dheizember to all who celebrate
December 1, 2025 at 2:29 PM
kirby air riders get rick quick scheme
November 23, 2025 at 6:46 PM
real men have a little cry about loona disbanding sometimes
October 29, 2025 at 11:22 PM
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Me: bud can you stop eating grass please

My dog, who has no concept of “eating,” only the constant exchange of sustenance and energy among all living things, not least of which, the unassuming blade of grass, which in its humility, communes directly with the sun: 🙂 ?
September 3, 2025 at 10:33 AM
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Your email found me but I am not well
October 18, 2025 at 4:12 PM
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the average person commits fraud twice a year, but this is only because of statistical outlier Santos Georg, who should not be counted
October 18, 2025 at 4:26 PM
who could have known the My Leg! guy was so multitalented
Kanoya Kanpachirou (PR chief of Kanoya City) is a skilled dancer with the head of an amberjack.
October 18, 2025 at 3:22 PM
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Them: Let’s get together! What’s your calendar look like?

Me: Same picture of a dog on it till text month
September 30, 2025 at 1:32 AM
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america will not stand for a descent into authoritarianism. they will sit and watch
October 7, 2025 at 2:38 PM
the ones who walk away from omelettes: my vegan journey
October 2, 2025 at 8:14 PM
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ever eat a kid’s meal at a restaurant, then get beat up by their parents
September 25, 2025 at 7:20 PM
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I would like the child sacrificed to stop, either by we stop doing them, or we acquire an orb with some kind of enchantment, I don't want to be too prescriptive about it, but an orb or other artifact with magical properties that causes them to stop.
September 25, 2025 at 3:00 PM
she said 🍌☹️
This is Millie. She's embarrassed by her new hat. Please help her. 13/10 thanks a bunch (IG: millie.the.boxerr)
September 25, 2025 at 5:51 PM