Holly Boson
@fireh9lly.bsky.social
Writer, musician, critic.
Honorary Doctorate in Experimental Eminemology from the Pompsomp Hills Hot Take Dept.
Honorary Doctorate in Experimental Eminemology from the Pompsomp Hills Hot Take Dept.
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Holly Boson
@fireh9lly.bsky.social
· Dec 2
Holly scratches, ivy burns, pine trees leave used needles all over the house, chestnuts are spiky, poinsettias are toxic, the Christmas cactus isn't even a cactus, yew got Boudicca killed, and don't get me started on mistletoe (parasite, date rape apologist, implicated in the Baldr shooting)
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Here's a picture of Mary Habberfield, who, as the sound editor for Ealing Studios, was responsible for the famous 'Guggle Glub Gurgle' sound effect from 'The Man in the White Suit'.
It only took five years to find a photo of her. 🤷♂️
It only took five years to find a photo of her. 🤷♂️
November 26, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Here's a picture of Mary Habberfield, who, as the sound editor for Ealing Studios, was responsible for the famous 'Guggle Glub Gurgle' sound effect from 'The Man in the White Suit'.
It only took five years to find a photo of her. 🤷♂️
It only took five years to find a photo of her. 🤷♂️
I don't really understand this article and it's written in an annoying way but as far as I can tell the takeaway from it is that serious companies run by adults are leaking your data by putting it into code prettifier websites with public saving and viewing
labs.watchtowr.com/stop-putting...
labs.watchtowr.com/stop-putting...
Stop Putting Your Passwords Into Random Websites (Yes, Seriously, You Are The Problem)
Welcome to watchTowr vs the Internet, part 68.
That feeling you’re experiencing? Dread. You should be used to it by now.
As is fast becoming an unofficial and, apparently, frowned upon tradition - w...
labs.watchtowr.com
November 27, 2025 at 7:29 AM
I don't really understand this article and it's written in an annoying way but as far as I can tell the takeaway from it is that serious companies run by adults are leaking your data by putting it into code prettifier websites with public saving and viewing
labs.watchtowr.com/stop-putting...
labs.watchtowr.com/stop-putting...
I am listening to a bazillion year old Too $hort rapping about Instagram hos
November 26, 2025 at 9:52 PM
I am listening to a bazillion year old Too $hort rapping about Instagram hos
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ME POSTING: Good pussy sound like the Silent Hill radio
ME AFTER I NOTICE A FAMOUS PERSON JUST FOLLOWED ME: More than ever it is so inportant to be apprised of all that is to be and furthermore to learn of all that could in the best manner we are able as this is the true delight of Life
ME AFTER I NOTICE A FAMOUS PERSON JUST FOLLOWED ME: More than ever it is so inportant to be apprised of all that is to be and furthermore to learn of all that could in the best manner we are able as this is the true delight of Life
November 25, 2025 at 9:48 PM
ME POSTING: Good pussy sound like the Silent Hill radio
ME AFTER I NOTICE A FAMOUS PERSON JUST FOLLOWED ME: More than ever it is so inportant to be apprised of all that is to be and furthermore to learn of all that could in the best manner we are able as this is the true delight of Life
ME AFTER I NOTICE A FAMOUS PERSON JUST FOLLOWED ME: More than ever it is so inportant to be apprised of all that is to be and furthermore to learn of all that could in the best manner we are able as this is the true delight of Life
POSTING THIS PREDICTION SO I AM ACCOUNTABLE:
On the new Eminem album, he is going to make a 67 joke, and it will be based around some wordplay to do with 69ing a ho, and Freaky Tales rapper Too $hort
On the new Eminem album, he is going to make a 67 joke, and it will be based around some wordplay to do with 69ing a ho, and Freaky Tales rapper Too $hort
November 26, 2025 at 7:01 PM
POSTING THIS PREDICTION SO I AM ACCOUNTABLE:
On the new Eminem album, he is going to make a 67 joke, and it will be based around some wordplay to do with 69ing a ho, and Freaky Tales rapper Too $hort
On the new Eminem album, he is going to make a 67 joke, and it will be based around some wordplay to do with 69ing a ho, and Freaky Tales rapper Too $hort
This post is not to praise, criticise or defend anyone but it's insane this got attached to Drake when it's possibly the most Eminem-coded image of all time
November 26, 2025 at 12:51 PM
This post is not to praise, criticise or defend anyone but it's insane this got attached to Drake when it's possibly the most Eminem-coded image of all time
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Is this cheese grater conscious? Many users feel they're talking to a real person. Scientists say it's time to consider whether they're onto something.
November 25, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Is this cheese grater conscious? Many users feel they're talking to a real person. Scientists say it's time to consider whether they're onto something.
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new favourite New York Times term for a British thing just dropped
November 26, 2025 at 10:05 AM
new favourite New York Times term for a British thing just dropped
When you're giving up on being liked and would rather be rich and hated
November 26, 2025 at 10:39 AM
When you're giving up on being liked and would rather be rich and hated
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If aliens visited Earth, would it have a positive or negative effect on human civilization?
% who say positive | negative
U.S. adult citizens 14% | 29%
Democrats 19% | 26%
Republicans 13% | 37%
today.yougov.com/health/artic...
% who say positive | negative
U.S. adult citizens 14% | 29%
Democrats 19% | 26%
Republicans 13% | 37%
today.yougov.com/health/artic...
November 25, 2025 at 8:54 PM
If aliens visited Earth, would it have a positive or negative effect on human civilization?
% who say positive | negative
U.S. adult citizens 14% | 29%
Democrats 19% | 26%
Republicans 13% | 37%
today.yougov.com/health/artic...
% who say positive | negative
U.S. adult citizens 14% | 29%
Democrats 19% | 26%
Republicans 13% | 37%
today.yougov.com/health/artic...
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Here’s my CHRISTMAS GIFT TIP. You can buy all Michael Palin’s books and DVDs and suchlike off his website, and he signs and dedicates the item for no extra charge. Don’t say I don’t give you nowt. (I did this for my dad, and he didn’t notice the autograph on his Ripping Yarns.) themichaelpalin.com
November 25, 2025 at 12:45 PM
Here’s my CHRISTMAS GIFT TIP. You can buy all Michael Palin’s books and DVDs and suchlike off his website, and he signs and dedicates the item for no extra charge. Don’t say I don’t give you nowt. (I did this for my dad, and he didn’t notice the autograph on his Ripping Yarns.) themichaelpalin.com
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I'm so sorry to this poster but unfortunately this is extremely funny
November 26, 2025 at 12:45 AM
I'm so sorry to this poster but unfortunately this is extremely funny
MEDIA: Did you feel it was important to actually lose a third of your body weight just to play your character in this film?
ARIANA: With Glinda, she's in this crazy downward spiral emotionally, physically, mentally. She read to me as though she should look as though she was on the brink of death,
ARIANA: With Glinda, she's in this crazy downward spiral emotionally, physically, mentally. She read to me as though she should look as though she was on the brink of death,
November 26, 2025 at 12:56 AM
MEDIA: Did you feel it was important to actually lose a third of your body weight just to play your character in this film?
ARIANA: With Glinda, she's in this crazy downward spiral emotionally, physically, mentally. She read to me as though she should look as though she was on the brink of death,
ARIANA: With Glinda, she's in this crazy downward spiral emotionally, physically, mentally. She read to me as though she should look as though she was on the brink of death,
The worst fandoms are when a Gulp Shitto is the blorbo
November 25, 2025 at 7:22 PM
The worst fandoms are when a Gulp Shitto is the blorbo
I think it's important not to get doom brain about this ruling
1) he still got found guilty of criminal damage
2) everyone knows what a prick it is
3) there is legal precedent for it being legal to keep a dossier on, and insult, Graham Linehan
1) he still got found guilty of criminal damage
2) everyone knows what a prick it is
3) there is legal precedent for it being legal to keep a dossier on, and insult, Graham Linehan
Father Ted co-creator Graham Linehan has been cleared of harassing a transgender activist, but was found guilty of criminal damage to her mobile phone.
Father Ted’s Graham Linehan cleared of transphobic harassment
www.independent.co.uk
November 25, 2025 at 1:41 PM
I think it's important not to get doom brain about this ruling
1) he still got found guilty of criminal damage
2) everyone knows what a prick it is
3) there is legal precedent for it being legal to keep a dossier on, and insult, Graham Linehan
1) he still got found guilty of criminal damage
2) everyone knows what a prick it is
3) there is legal precedent for it being legal to keep a dossier on, and insult, Graham Linehan
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They did live tracking in Texas Republican focus groups as they read out the Shamwow Guy's bio, and it tested through the ROOF
November 25, 2025 at 12:36 AM
They did live tracking in Texas Republican focus groups as they read out the Shamwow Guy's bio, and it tested through the ROOF
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No one at the rap battle will wait for me to type my prompts
November 25, 2025 at 12:24 PM
No one at the rap battle will wait for me to type my prompts
Look I'm sorry and I don't care if this is a "white" opinion but if your understanding of quote unqote "diss tracks" in 2025 consists of three mainstream pop girls writing songs about their exes/ homoeroticised ex-friend, and a comedy song from a video game, you are DOING CULTURAL APPROPRIATION
November 25, 2025 at 12:04 PM
Look I'm sorry and I don't care if this is a "white" opinion but if your understanding of quote unqote "diss tracks" in 2025 consists of three mainstream pop girls writing songs about their exes/ homoeroticised ex-friend, and a comedy song from a video game, you are DOING CULTURAL APPROPRIATION
It's rare that any artist's lyrics look good on the page
November 25, 2025 at 11:09 AM
It's rare that any artist's lyrics look good on the page
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Let's be positive. If shops start playing awful AI slop to save money, it means supermarket streams will stop factoring into the charts and they might become good again
November 25, 2025 at 10:56 AM
Let's be positive. If shops start playing awful AI slop to save money, it means supermarket streams will stop factoring into the charts and they might become good again
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Playing Dark Souls 1 on a CRT monitor mounted on a white plastic lawn chair from my human pet bed:
November 25, 2025 at 10:46 AM
Playing Dark Souls 1 on a CRT monitor mounted on a white plastic lawn chair from my human pet bed:
Household where the dog sleeps like this and the human sleeps like this
November 25, 2025 at 10:44 AM
Household where the dog sleeps like this and the human sleeps like this
My Mum abandoned the trolley in the middle of Lidl because the music they were playing in there was so mindbogglingly awful that it drove her to tears. She described them as awful songs that she'd never heard anything like before and that made her feel assaulted, and thinks they must be AI
November 25, 2025 at 2:00 AM
My Mum abandoned the trolley in the middle of Lidl because the music they were playing in there was so mindbogglingly awful that it drove her to tears. She described them as awful songs that she'd never heard anything like before and that made her feel assaulted, and thinks they must be AI