Holly Boson
@fireh9lly.bsky.social
Writer, musician, critic.
Honorary Doctorate in Experimental Eminemology from the Pompsomp Hills Hot Take Dept.
Honorary Doctorate in Experimental Eminemology from the Pompsomp Hills Hot Take Dept.
This post is not to praise, criticise or defend anyone but it's insane this got attached to Drake when it's possibly the most Eminem-coded image of all time
November 26, 2025 at 12:51 PM
This post is not to praise, criticise or defend anyone but it's insane this got attached to Drake when it's possibly the most Eminem-coded image of all time
Gotta be LA Apparel 😭
November 26, 2025 at 12:36 PM
Gotta be LA Apparel 😭
When you're giving up on being liked and would rather be rich and hated
November 26, 2025 at 10:39 AM
When you're giving up on being liked and would rather be rich and hated
Look I'm sorry and I don't care if this is a "white" opinion but if your understanding of quote unqote "diss tracks" in 2025 consists of three mainstream pop girls writing songs about their exes/ homoeroticised ex-friend, and a comedy song from a video game, you are DOING CULTURAL APPROPRIATION
November 25, 2025 at 12:04 PM
Look I'm sorry and I don't care if this is a "white" opinion but if your understanding of quote unqote "diss tracks" in 2025 consists of three mainstream pop girls writing songs about their exes/ homoeroticised ex-friend, and a comedy song from a video game, you are DOING CULTURAL APPROPRIATION
Yeah a lyrics site run by Talmudically inspired New York backpack types is not going to be as useful a way of understanding Dragonforce as the Guitar Hero Wiki
November 25, 2025 at 11:18 AM
Yeah a lyrics site run by Talmudically inspired New York backpack types is not going to be as useful a way of understanding Dragonforce as the Guitar Hero Wiki
It's rare that any artist's lyrics look good on the page
November 25, 2025 at 11:09 AM
It's rare that any artist's lyrics look good on the page
Household where the dog sleeps like this and the human sleeps like this
November 25, 2025 at 10:44 AM
Household where the dog sleeps like this and the human sleeps like this
Someone on the Eminem Discord ran the famous 'misfire' photograph of drugged-up mess Eminem through AI photo restoration 🤮
November 24, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Someone on the Eminem Discord ran the famous 'misfire' photograph of drugged-up mess Eminem through AI photo restoration 🤮
Wicked K-Pop Demon Hunters Minecraft Stanley Cup Fidget Labubu
November 22, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Wicked K-Pop Demon Hunters Minecraft Stanley Cup Fidget Labubu
This viral post is taken as some top rope finisher on the Eminem subject despite the fact that most of Eminem's music is about dissecting this exact point. He is better at understanding the difference between fiction and reality, but also the way fiction creates reality, than Tumblr thinks it is
November 22, 2025 at 12:46 PM
This viral post is taken as some top rope finisher on the Eminem subject despite the fact that most of Eminem's music is about dissecting this exact point. He is better at understanding the difference between fiction and reality, but also the way fiction creates reality, than Tumblr thinks it is
Can I just say that I've never felt quite as seen by a personality test as this one
November 22, 2025 at 11:25 AM
Can I just say that I've never felt quite as seen by a personality test as this one
if Satan isn't real and working at Microsoft, explain to me how I can have Copilot switched off on my computer (twice) and yet Turboclippy is still in my app drawer
November 20, 2025 at 2:17 PM
if Satan isn't real and working at Microsoft, explain to me how I can have Copilot switched off on my computer (twice) and yet Turboclippy is still in my app drawer
I don't think people understand that Eminem's perma-😤 vibe during the Recovery era is just him goofing around
November 19, 2025 at 2:17 AM
I don't think people understand that Eminem's perma-😤 vibe during the Recovery era is just him goofing around
just found evidence of the most 2001 image ever to exist - a parody of Eminem's Stan about the collapse of the dotcom bubble. I can find no complete record of this
November 18, 2025 at 9:35 PM
just found evidence of the most 2001 image ever to exist - a parody of Eminem's Stan about the collapse of the dotcom bubble. I can find no complete record of this
The bit about AI poetry analysis reminds me of how annoying I find it when people use AI to generate Genius annotations. What's interesting is that the most glaring giveaway is the LLM being incapable of correctly making sense of drug stuff, violence or slurs
November 17, 2025 at 5:41 PM
The bit about AI poetry analysis reminds me of how annoying I find it when people use AI to generate Genius annotations. What's interesting is that the most glaring giveaway is the LLM being incapable of correctly making sense of drug stuff, violence or slurs
Where the fuck is the evidence that this is because men want wives to be their therapists and women are tiiiiired, and not because women are much more likely to end up with kids they have to look after following a failed relationship????
November 16, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Where the fuck is the evidence that this is because men want wives to be their therapists and women are tiiiiired, and not because women are much more likely to end up with kids they have to look after following a failed relationship????
They ran the Blu-Ray through a horrible AI upscaling filter
November 16, 2025 at 1:13 PM
They ran the Blu-Ray through a horrible AI upscaling filter
This is a hilarious photo. The people who look like pop stars had one hit song between them, the guy who looks like he's someone's Dad who just wandered into the frame became one of the most commercially successful musicians ever, and the other guy holds fishing line around his massive, massive rack
November 16, 2025 at 10:32 AM
This is a hilarious photo. The people who look like pop stars had one hit song between them, the guy who looks like he's someone's Dad who just wandered into the frame became one of the most commercially successful musicians ever, and the other guy holds fishing line around his massive, massive rack
Wanna talk about this in the (excellent) rock translation of the Pitchfork 100 Greatest Rap Albums list, not because the The Marshall Mathers LP -> Electric Ladyland comparison is wrong (it's not) or because it's mean (it's poster's fisticuffs) but to talk about non-rappers Eminem gets compared to
November 14, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Wanna talk about this in the (excellent) rock translation of the Pitchfork 100 Greatest Rap Albums list, not because the The Marshall Mathers LP -> Electric Ladyland comparison is wrong (it's not) or because it's mean (it's poster's fisticuffs) but to talk about non-rappers Eminem gets compared to
