Girl Eskimo
@fireblossom32.bsky.social
Poet, dog mom, music junkie, book maven.
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Omg I laughed SO hard! 🤣
November 27, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Omg I laughed SO hard! 🤣
"I forgot to shop."
“Somebody call an ambulance!”
November 27, 2025 at 12:27 AM
"I forgot to shop."
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How many turkeys pardoned by Presidents went on to commit other crimes?
November 25, 2025 at 8:48 PM
How many turkeys pardoned by Presidents went on to commit other crimes?
This is where I post from
November 26, 2025 at 9:30 AM
This is where I post from
...or the embolism.
November 26, 2025 at 2:46 AM
...or the embolism.
me waiting for my package to be delivered
November 26, 2025 at 2:24 AM
me waiting for my package to be delivered
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MSNOW making themselves scarce seems like a very poor business model. I used to watch on FUBO but it isn't there anymore, isn't on Peacock, isn't on any streaming service that I have. I'm not about to shell out for yet another streaming channel just to find their new hidey hole.
a woman is sitting on a couch making a face and saying `` bye felicia '' .
ALT: a woman is sitting on a couch making a face and saying `` bye felicia '' .
media.tenor.com
November 25, 2025 at 10:18 PM
MSNOW making themselves scarce seems like a very poor business model. I used to watch on FUBO but it isn't there anymore, isn't on Peacock, isn't on any streaming service that I have. I'm not about to shell out for yet another streaming channel just to find their new hidey hole.
Tom Hanks branded hot dogs called Hanks' Franks.
Tom Hanks branded vasectomies called Hanks’ Blanks.
Tom Hanks branded shapewear called Hanks’ Spanx.
November 25, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Tom Hanks branded hot dogs called Hanks' Franks.
File under "Not the flex you think it is, Alyssa"
November 25, 2025 at 8:39 PM
File under "Not the flex you think it is, Alyssa"
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A package hasn't "shipped" if you've only "created the label"
November 25, 2025 at 3:02 PM
A package hasn't "shipped" if you've only "created the label"
Cause of death?
Read a Nichols Sparks novel. No brain activity, plug pulled.
Read a Nichols Sparks novel. No brain activity, plug pulled.
Cause of death?
*puts sunglasses in shirt pocket*
Party rock…in the house
*puts sunglasses in shirt pocket*
Party rock…in the house
Cause of death?
*slow drag on a cigarette*
Groove...in the heart
*slow drag on a cigarette*
Groove...in the heart
November 25, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Cause of death?
Read a Nichols Sparks novel. No brain activity, plug pulled.
Read a Nichols Sparks novel. No brain activity, plug pulled.
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Dad sent Mom this picture of me looking out the window for her. It appears she went to human cookie stores without me (all human food items are "cookies") ignoring my argument to go. Dad came downstairs because he heard me whimpering for Mom 🥺 Mom returned with snacks 🧐🐾👍 #dogsofbsky #dogsofbluesky
November 24, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Dad sent Mom this picture of me looking out the window for her. It appears she went to human cookie stores without me (all human food items are "cookies") ignoring my argument to go. Dad came downstairs because he heard me whimpering for Mom 🥺 Mom returned with snacks 🧐🐾👍 #dogsofbsky #dogsofbluesky
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Wut? Wouldn't that involve someone else and I'd have to get up from my comfy spot on the couch and wonder the whole time how my book or movie ends? Nope, staying right here with my sammich and blankie.
it’s never too late to start having weird and evil sex
November 23, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Wut? Wouldn't that involve someone else and I'd have to get up from my comfy spot on the couch and wonder the whole time how my book or movie ends? Nope, staying right here with my sammich and blankie.
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The best sausages in Prague at Roesol, Malá Strana - served with mustard, gherkin and artisan bread 110Kč
November 22, 2025 at 9:48 PM
The best sausages in Prague at Roesol, Malá Strana - served with mustard, gherkin and artisan bread 110Kč
Me as a Bluesky therapist
November 23, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Me as a Bluesky therapist
November 23, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Ope, let me just sneak by ya and grab a glass of melk, then watch this vid about The Most Michigan man in the World! Then we can drive south into Canada!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=K6-T...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=K6-T...
The Most Michigan Man in the World - Dos Equis AI ad
YouTube video by Lore Alive
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November 23, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Ope, let me just sneak by ya and grab a glass of melk, then watch this vid about The Most Michigan man in the World! Then we can drive south into Canada!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=K6-T...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=K6-T...
if you see this, quote post the energy you bring to bluesky:
November 23, 2025 at 12:58 PM
if you see this, quote post the energy you bring to bluesky:
without downloading new pics what is it like dating you?
November 22, 2025 at 7:39 PM
without downloading new pics what is it like dating you?
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People of character
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@darwunstjames.bsky.social @amadorbatten.bsky.social @fireeyebooks.bsky.social @ldog562.bsky.social @shellnoel34.bsky.social @jbminatra.bsky.social @rosannaphillips.bsky.social @sheilaharris.bsky.social @baron333.bsky.social @wisewonders.bsky.social @butterflyhg.bsky.social
November 22, 2025 at 1:45 PM
You're at Robert Goulet
I need you at George Hamilton
I need you at George Hamilton
You’re at Laverne
I need you at Shirley
I need you at Shirley
You're at Wojohowitz, I'm gonna need you at Fish.
November 21, 2025 at 7:26 PM
You're at Robert Goulet
I need you at George Hamilton
I need you at George Hamilton