Dweeby Cooper
@fartbarfuncle.bsky.social
bios are weird & i’m just trying to vibe. some particular interests include geology, cartomancy, food, plants, & esoterica.
she/her based in WV, will throw down for my fellow hillbillies (ง’̀-‘́)ง
i was @cardanthia on twitter
she/her based in WV, will throw down for my fellow hillbillies (ง’̀-‘́)ง
i was @cardanthia on twitter
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Dweeby Cooper
@fartbarfuncle.bsky.social
· Aug 13
check out this gorgeous limited pressing i got today
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MAMDANI: And I just think that there are barriers, barricades, to helping Americans that we can break down
TRUMP: Uh huh
MAMDANI: And breaking down barriers? Reminds me of a certain Broadway show *smiling widely* where they worked together to break a barricade?
TRUMP: *sitting bolt upright* Phantom
TRUMP: Uh huh
MAMDANI: And breaking down barriers? Reminds me of a certain Broadway show *smiling widely* where they worked together to break a barricade?
TRUMP: *sitting bolt upright* Phantom
November 21, 2025 at 10:17 PM
MAMDANI: And I just think that there are barriers, barricades, to helping Americans that we can break down
TRUMP: Uh huh
MAMDANI: And breaking down barriers? Reminds me of a certain Broadway show *smiling widely* where they worked together to break a barricade?
TRUMP: *sitting bolt upright* Phantom
TRUMP: Uh huh
MAMDANI: And breaking down barriers? Reminds me of a certain Broadway show *smiling widely* where they worked together to break a barricade?
TRUMP: *sitting bolt upright* Phantom
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dude you’re coming on too strong
November 21, 2025 at 9:10 PM
dude you’re coming on too strong
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he charmed that demented old man so hard he could’ve gotten into his will lmao
Q: Are you affirming that you think President Trump is a fascist?
MAMDANI: I've spoken about--
TRUMP: That's okay. You can just say yes. I don't mind.
MAMDANI: I've spoken about--
TRUMP: That's okay. You can just say yes. I don't mind.
November 21, 2025 at 9:10 PM
he charmed that demented old man so hard he could’ve gotten into his will lmao
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Its friday night baby lets get to slurping
March 22, 2024 at 8:25 PM
Its friday night baby lets get to slurping
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Trump meeting is even funnier when you picture JD Vance getting redder and redder as he watches
November 21, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Trump meeting is even funnier when you picture JD Vance getting redder and redder as he watches
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this is 100% what happened
Mamdani is going to bring him that snowglobe that plays "Memories" from CATS and we're going to get government grocery stores nationwide
November 21, 2025 at 9:25 PM
this is 100% what happened
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There's a world where he is a deeply problematic daytime talk show host and in that world literally everyone is happier, Trump included
November 21, 2025 at 9:22 PM
There's a world where he is a deeply problematic daytime talk show host and in that world literally everyone is happier, Trump included
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House votes on dumbass resolution condemning socialism, meanwhile the DSA's Lisan al-Gaib rolls the truculent child brain president like a pair of socks
November 21, 2025 at 9:19 PM
House votes on dumbass resolution condemning socialism, meanwhile the DSA's Lisan al-Gaib rolls the truculent child brain president like a pair of socks
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How the dog looks at me when i take the cheese out the fridge
November 21, 2025 at 9:27 PM
How the dog looks at me when i take the cheese out the fridge
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I tell you what, if you or someone you know is looking to go into a skilled trade, consider watchmaking. I just dropped a watch off at Ben bridge and they’re scheduled 3 months out. “Everybody’s interested in watches now. Horology school students are getting job offers before they even graduate.”
November 21, 2025 at 8:50 PM
I tell you what, if you or someone you know is looking to go into a skilled trade, consider watchmaking. I just dropped a watch off at Ben bridge and they’re scheduled 3 months out. “Everybody’s interested in watches now. Horology school students are getting job offers before they even graduate.”
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A reporter asks if Mamdani stands by calling Trump a fascist. Mamdani starts to give a delicate answer.
Trump (smiles, pats Mamdani's arm): "That's OK, you can just say yes. It's easier. I don't mind."
Trump (smiles, pats Mamdani's arm): "That's OK, you can just say yes. It's easier. I don't mind."
November 21, 2025 at 8:53 PM
A reporter asks if Mamdani stands by calling Trump a fascist. Mamdani starts to give a delicate answer.
Trump (smiles, pats Mamdani's arm): "That's OK, you can just say yes. It's easier. I don't mind."
Trump (smiles, pats Mamdani's arm): "That's OK, you can just say yes. It's easier. I don't mind."
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it’s hard to talk politics anymore because the natural response to everything is “oh they should be killed” but you’re not allowed to say it. it’s more illegal than open pedophilia
September 9, 2025 at 8:18 PM
it’s hard to talk politics anymore because the natural response to everything is “oh they should be killed” but you’re not allowed to say it. it’s more illegal than open pedophilia
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November 21, 2025 at 4:03 PM
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same thing but it's Beakmans Polycule
November 29, 2023 at 6:56 PM
same thing but it's Beakmans Polycule
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firebird motel sign, cheyenne, wyoming, 1980
November 21, 2025 at 2:36 PM
firebird motel sign, cheyenne, wyoming, 1980
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When I say “return” this is what I mean to
November 21, 2025 at 1:34 AM
When I say “return” this is what I mean to
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me: i don’t feel safe with other people. like, any praise in general my brain dismisses it
Therapist Who is a Caveman: me see. you am deserve love. we all am. yes. need love survive
me: i guess. it’s just hard trying to function when you still got your training wheels on
Caveman Therapist: wheel?
Therapist Who is a Caveman: me see. you am deserve love. we all am. yes. need love survive
me: i guess. it’s just hard trying to function when you still got your training wheels on
Caveman Therapist: wheel?
November 19, 2025 at 10:24 PM
me: i don’t feel safe with other people. like, any praise in general my brain dismisses it
Therapist Who is a Caveman: me see. you am deserve love. we all am. yes. need love survive
me: i guess. it’s just hard trying to function when you still got your training wheels on
Caveman Therapist: wheel?
Therapist Who is a Caveman: me see. you am deserve love. we all am. yes. need love survive
me: i guess. it’s just hard trying to function when you still got your training wheels on
Caveman Therapist: wheel?
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Saki Soda (1975-1975): A lemon-lime soda from Kawasaki, maker of motorcycles and jetskis. After dipping their toe in the beverage market with what they dubbed "The Good Time Soft Drink," Kawasaki discontinued it within the year to re-focus on their core products
November 19, 2025 at 12:43 PM
Saki Soda (1975-1975): A lemon-lime soda from Kawasaki, maker of motorcycles and jetskis. After dipping their toe in the beverage market with what they dubbed "The Good Time Soft Drink," Kawasaki discontinued it within the year to re-focus on their core products
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Anakin Skywalker as a character is Juggalo-coded, so you might want to tone down the loathing.
November 19, 2025 at 12:48 PM
Anakin Skywalker as a character is Juggalo-coded, so you might want to tone down the loathing.
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mr president sir theres a story coming about how you intervened to help a sex criminal. no sir, not that sex criminal you helped….no not that one either…sir, please stop guessing sex criminals that you helped. ill give you a hint sir, hes a trafficker. no sir, not that trafficker a different one
NEW: When Andrew Tate landed in the US, Customs & Border Protection seized his electronic devices. But @propublica.org found that a White House official told DHS to return the devices, emphasizing that the request came from the White House.
By @robert-faturechi.bsky.social & Avi Asher-Schapiro
By @robert-faturechi.bsky.social & Avi Asher-Schapiro
The White House Intervened on Behalf of Accused Sex Trafficker Andrew Tate During a Federal Investigation
Federal authorities were chided for seizing electronic devices from Tate and his brother, and told to return them, records and interviews show. Experts said the intervention was highly inappropriate.
www.propublica.org
November 18, 2025 at 1:10 PM
mr president sir theres a story coming about how you intervened to help a sex criminal. no sir, not that sex criminal you helped….no not that one either…sir, please stop guessing sex criminals that you helped. ill give you a hint sir, hes a trafficker. no sir, not that trafficker a different one
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The only only news this morning that I actually care about is that biologists think that raccoons are domesticating themselves.
November 19, 2025 at 1:17 PM
The only only news this morning that I actually care about is that biologists think that raccoons are domesticating themselves.