FarmerBraxton
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If you're a potential employer, thanks for the moment of consideration.
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The kid rock thing presented by Four Seasons Total Landscaping and ICE is for aggrieved white people who love US Flag Code violations. And confederate flag lovers.
Go Seahawks
Go Seahawks
February 8, 2026 at 3:10 PM
The kid rock thing presented by Four Seasons Total Landscaping and ICE is for aggrieved white people who love US Flag Code violations. And confederate flag lovers.
Go Seahawks
Go Seahawks
Haven't heard anything about cardboard beds for the Olympians. They get to comfortably bang this year?
February 7, 2026 at 5:16 PM
Haven't heard anything about cardboard beds for the Olympians. They get to comfortably bang this year?
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Safari-Style 1980 Porsche 911SC Coupe
Safari-Style 1980 Porsche 911SC Coupe
Bid for the chance to own a Safari-Style 1980 Porsche 911SC Coupe at auction with Bring a Trailer, the home of the best vintage and classic cars online. Lot #229,905.
bringatrailer.com
February 7, 2026 at 2:40 AM
Safari-Style 1980 Porsche 911SC Coupe
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Guy who joined ICE as punishment for getting last place in his fantasy football league.
February 6, 2026 at 4:23 AM
Guy who joined ICE as punishment for getting last place in his fantasy football league.
Hoy shiiiiiit!!! youtube.com/shorts/bpBZq...
This Food Item Has Never Been Released
YouTube video by iChillzie
youtube.com
February 5, 2026 at 1:21 AM
Hoy shiiiiiit!!! youtube.com/shorts/bpBZq...
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Canada’s Maddie Schizas picked up a free plant (they’re giving them away) to put in her room in the athlete village.
She told me she named it Ilya Rozanov.
I know these are the Olympic updates you’re here for.
She told me she named it Ilya Rozanov.
I know these are the Olympic updates you’re here for.
February 4, 2026 at 5:43 PM
Canada’s Maddie Schizas picked up a free plant (they’re giving them away) to put in her room in the athlete village.
She told me she named it Ilya Rozanov.
I know these are the Olympic updates you’re here for.
She told me she named it Ilya Rozanov.
I know these are the Olympic updates you’re here for.
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This is not the best commercial of 2002, but it is the Most 2002 commercial
AND it was the soundtrack for a Mountain Dew commercial with a babby Channing Tatum.
"FORGOT MY DEW."
www.youtube.com/watch?v=PdGj...
"FORGOT MY DEW."
www.youtube.com/watch?v=PdGj...
February 3, 2026 at 1:49 AM
This is not the best commercial of 2002, but it is the Most 2002 commercial
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Completely unrelated to Liam’s wonderful return: can we talk about this absolute banger of a work of art
February 1, 2026 at 3:59 PM
Completely unrelated to Liam’s wonderful return: can we talk about this absolute banger of a work of art
Sounds like a nice lil Saturday www.bbc.com/news/videos/...
Burglars raid Richmond jewellers in daytime break-in
The Met Police are appealing for witnesses to the daylight break-in on Saturday.
www.bbc.com
February 1, 2026 at 4:04 PM
Sounds like a nice lil Saturday www.bbc.com/news/videos/...
The fuck does this mean?
February 1, 2026 at 2:55 PM
The fuck does this mean?
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fuck ‘em
If you’re over 30, quote this with some life advice 🤌🏼
January 29, 2026 at 8:56 PM
fuck ‘em
The art above my desk:
January 31, 2026 at 1:41 AM
The art above my desk:
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Not great news as Lindsey Vonn crashes and injures left knee in last downhill before the Olympics.
This will be updated
This will be updated
Lindsey Vonn crashes in final race before Milano Cortina Olympics
Lindsey Vonn crashed in the final downhill race before the Milano Cortina Olympics
www.usatoday.com
January 30, 2026 at 10:47 AM
Not great news as Lindsey Vonn crashes and injures left knee in last downhill before the Olympics.
This will be updated
This will be updated
Neighborhood breakthrough: Met the person who owns the decked out UA golf cart!
January 28, 2026 at 2:55 AM
Neighborhood breakthrough: Met the person who owns the decked out UA golf cart!
It's way down the list of dumb shit going on, but how did the R word comeback so strong? Pretty weird and not cool.
January 25, 2026 at 5:56 PM
It's way down the list of dumb shit going on, but how did the R word comeback so strong? Pretty weird and not cool.
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if you somehow missed this thread—uh, don’t miss it
I just woke up from a nap and somehow while I was asleep, everyone on the bus has figured out we are not going to the right place
January 20, 2026 at 5:07 AM
if you somehow missed this thread—uh, don’t miss it
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the seahawks mascot was walking around handing out sympathy cards on saturday night
January 19, 2026 at 4:03 PM
the seahawks mascot was walking around handing out sympathy cards on saturday night
Buffalo maple syrup.
January 18, 2026 at 5:21 PM
Buffalo maple syrup.
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Are you approaching beavers like it's the Middle Ages? Then you are a fool.
January 15, 2026 at 9:22 PM
Are you approaching beavers like it's the Middle Ages? Then you are a fool.
If there are pizza pretzels, why no chicken parm pretzels?
January 2, 2026 at 7:02 PM
If there are pizza pretzels, why no chicken parm pretzels?