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"Johnny Tightlips, where'd they hit you?"
"I ain't saying nothing."
"What do I tell the doctor?"
"Tell him to suck a lemon."
"I ain't saying nothing."
"What do I tell the doctor?"
"Tell him to suck a lemon."
December 3, 2025 at 7:01 PM
"Johnny Tightlips, where'd they hit you?"
"I ain't saying nothing."
"What do I tell the doctor?"
"Tell him to suck a lemon."
"I ain't saying nothing."
"What do I tell the doctor?"
"Tell him to suck a lemon."
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The Toronto Blue Jays have blasted out a signal of intent to the other teams in Major League Baseball. Good goddamn lord!
📸 @padres.com
📸 @padres.com
Hail Ceaser!
Cease to resist givin' my goodbye, drive my car into the ocean, you think I'm dead but I sail away...
stoeten.substack.com
November 27, 2025 at 12:45 AM
The Toronto Blue Jays have blasted out a signal of intent to the other teams in Major League Baseball. Good goddamn lord!
📸 @padres.com
📸 @padres.com
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Dylan Cease and the Blue Jays are in agreement on a 7-year, $210 million contract pending physical, source confirms to me & Shi
Biggest pitching contract in Blue Jays history leads to projected rotation of Cease/Gausman/Bieber/Berrios/Yesavage
@jonheyman.bsky.social was first
Biggest pitching contract in Blue Jays history leads to projected rotation of Cease/Gausman/Bieber/Berrios/Yesavage
@jonheyman.bsky.social was first
November 26, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Dylan Cease and the Blue Jays are in agreement on a 7-year, $210 million contract pending physical, source confirms to me & Shi
Biggest pitching contract in Blue Jays history leads to projected rotation of Cease/Gausman/Bieber/Berrios/Yesavage
@jonheyman.bsky.social was first
Biggest pitching contract in Blue Jays history leads to projected rotation of Cease/Gausman/Bieber/Berrios/Yesavage
@jonheyman.bsky.social was first
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What a statement by the Blue Jays to sign Dylan Cease.
November 26, 2025 at 11:53 PM
What a statement by the Blue Jays to sign Dylan Cease.
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Dylan Cease has produced a strikeout total that would rank among the top 10 in Blue Jays' history in each of the last five seasons.
November 26, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Dylan Cease has produced a strikeout total that would rank among the top 10 in Blue Jays' history in each of the last five seasons.
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Do people here know yet that Heyman is reporting the Jays have signed Dylan Cease for 7/210?
November 26, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Do people here know yet that Heyman is reporting the Jays have signed Dylan Cease for 7/210?
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Congrats to the one team not worried about messing with everyone's holiday evening
November 26, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Congrats to the one team not worried about messing with everyone's holiday evening
LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOO
November 26, 2025 at 11:34 PM
LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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"So that's it? After 20 years, so long, good luck?"
"I don't recall saying good luck."
"I don't recall saying good luck."
November 18, 2025 at 7:01 PM
"So that's it? After 20 years, so long, good luck?"
"I don't recall saying good luck."
"I don't recall saying good luck."
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This has a whole lot of “OJ looking for the real killer” energy
November 14, 2025 at 4:21 PM
This has a whole lot of “OJ looking for the real killer” energy
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Oh, you like free agents, eh?! Well, have all the minor league free agents in the world!
www.mlbtraderumors.com/2025/11/play...
www.mlbtraderumors.com/2025/11/play...
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media.tenor.com
November 8, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Oh, you like free agents, eh?! Well, have all the minor league free agents in the world!
www.mlbtraderumors.com/2025/11/play...
www.mlbtraderumors.com/2025/11/play...
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November 2, 2025 at 5:19 AM
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Hitting the pitcher who was just warned about hitting a batter
November 2, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Hitting the pitcher who was just warned about hitting a batter
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TIRED: pitchers plunking batters
WIRED: batters plunking pitchers
WIRED: batters plunking pitchers
November 2, 2025 at 1:29 AM
TIRED: pitchers plunking batters
WIRED: batters plunking pitchers
WIRED: batters plunking pitchers
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This cover came out 32 years ago today.
November 1, 2025 at 3:32 PM
This cover came out 32 years ago today.
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This photo of rookie Yesavage casually walking off the mound as future Hall of Famer and helmet-less Ohtani is still in motion striking out is everything. #WantItAll
October 30, 2025 at 2:02 AM
This photo of rookie Yesavage casually walking off the mound as future Hall of Famer and helmet-less Ohtani is still in motion striking out is everything. #WantItAll
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The #BlueJays are one win away from winning the World Series.
They’ve beat the Dodgers, 6-1, with an all-time performance from the rookie Trey Yesavage.
Game 6 is Friday night in Toronto, 8pm ET.
They’ve beat the Dodgers, 6-1, with an all-time performance from the rookie Trey Yesavage.
Game 6 is Friday night in Toronto, 8pm ET.
October 30, 2025 at 3:13 AM
The #BlueJays are one win away from winning the World Series.
They’ve beat the Dodgers, 6-1, with an all-time performance from the rookie Trey Yesavage.
Game 6 is Friday night in Toronto, 8pm ET.
They’ve beat the Dodgers, 6-1, with an all-time performance from the rookie Trey Yesavage.
Game 6 is Friday night in Toronto, 8pm ET.
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I don’t mean to alarm anyone but the Toronto Blue Jays are one win away from winning the World Series?!?
October 30, 2025 at 3:13 AM
I don’t mean to alarm anyone but the Toronto Blue Jays are one win away from winning the World Series?!?
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NEVER IN DOUBT!!!! ONE MORE WIN HOLY FUCKKKKKKK
October 30, 2025 at 3:13 AM
NEVER IN DOUBT!!!! ONE MORE WIN HOLY FUCKKKKKKK
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This is the most upset Blake Treinen has been about losing to a blue team since January 6
October 29, 2025 at 2:19 AM
This is the most upset Blake Treinen has been about losing to a blue team since January 6
I KNEW IT
Chris Bassitt on change in routines with the bullpen move: Can't have a rally beer anymore
October 29, 2025 at 10:40 PM
I KNEW IT
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This Ohtani-to-Vlad transition by the FOX crew meets the moment.
October 29, 2025 at 1:51 AM
This Ohtani-to-Vlad transition by the FOX crew meets the moment.
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Coffee is not enough this morning. I need that lemonade that kills you.
October 28, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Coffee is not enough this morning. I need that lemonade that kills you.