Rev. Alcyone Daze
@facilitatrix.bsky.social
3 aeons in a trenchcoat.
Accused of the Devil's work & praised for the LORD's work with roughly equal frequency; for legal & safety reasons it's just me on the business cards.
Hedge priest, raconteur, bioethicist, part-time psychopomp. 🔞. (Ey/em/eir)
Accused of the Devil's work & praised for the LORD's work with roughly equal frequency; for legal & safety reasons it's just me on the business cards.
Hedge priest, raconteur, bioethicist, part-time psychopomp. 🔞. (Ey/em/eir)
Pinned
For nearly the past 30 years I've been haunted by an—as far as I can tell—specific-to-me cryptid, and I figure since I'm new to bsky I've never told this story on this platform.
I want to talk about the Pigeon Man.
I want to talk about the Pigeon Man.
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Can't remember if it was this bad before COVID but I'm seeing an alarming spreading of what I'll call Airport Behavior to other public places. Obliviousness to other people's existence, ineptitude at navigating the environment. "Is this your first time at the grocery store" type stuff
December 7, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Can't remember if it was this bad before COVID but I'm seeing an alarming spreading of what I'll call Airport Behavior to other public places. Obliviousness to other people's existence, ineptitude at navigating the environment. "Is this your first time at the grocery store" type stuff
Hey Oakland pals, Crucible is having its annual holiday shopping maker faire! Maybe I’ll see you today?
December 7, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Hey Oakland pals, Crucible is having its annual holiday shopping maker faire! Maybe I’ll see you today?
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TIL about a memorial ceremony in Iceland in 2019 to mark the end of a glacier, changing the place name from Okjökull to Ok (jökull = glacier). Uncompromising wording on the bronze plaque:
"This is to acknowledge that we know what is happening and what needs to be done. Only you know if we did it".
"This is to acknowledge that we know what is happening and what needs to be done. Only you know if we did it".
December 7, 2025 at 5:17 PM
TIL about a memorial ceremony in Iceland in 2019 to mark the end of a glacier, changing the place name from Okjökull to Ok (jökull = glacier). Uncompromising wording on the bronze plaque:
"This is to acknowledge that we know what is happening and what needs to be done. Only you know if we did it".
"This is to acknowledge that we know what is happening and what needs to be done. Only you know if we did it".
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charles rafferty
In Praise of the Invisible
In Praise of the Invisible
December 7, 2025 at 1:15 PM
charles rafferty
In Praise of the Invisible
In Praise of the Invisible
“Turns out if you go to seminary for a specific deity & have a really bad falling out, other entities will still appreciate your skill set and you’re not just like, the theological equivalent of a Benihana chef flipping a single shrimp into his hat & staring around morosely at an empty room.”
December 7, 2025 at 8:22 PM
“Turns out if you go to seminary for a specific deity & have a really bad falling out, other entities will still appreciate your skill set and you’re not just like, the theological equivalent of a Benihana chef flipping a single shrimp into his hat & staring around morosely at an empty room.”
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Glad I saved this by @longwall26.bsky.social
December 7, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Glad I saved this by @longwall26.bsky.social
Being a person of Gender Upgrades, being born with congenital anomalies to my reproductive anatomy, and dating a bunch of folks in college who’ve transitioned since we dated periodically has me wonder if my left vagina functions as sort of a Spring of Drowned Girl.
December 7, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Being a person of Gender Upgrades, being born with congenital anomalies to my reproductive anatomy, and dating a bunch of folks in college who’ve transitioned since we dated periodically has me wonder if my left vagina functions as sort of a Spring of Drowned Girl.
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One of my neighbors has been putting up these fish facts posters. All kinds of different fish, marine, freshwater, deep, shallow, all kinds. This is a good one. “Stg this real fish” took me out. Good work, neighbor.
December 7, 2025 at 3:39 PM
One of my neighbors has been putting up these fish facts posters. All kinds of different fish, marine, freshwater, deep, shallow, all kinds. This is a good one. “Stg this real fish” took me out. Good work, neighbor.
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Remember folks: if you have any small amount of artistic talent, any sex appeal, or can make your friends laugh, the richest man on earth is crying screaming throwing up because he can’t be you.
December 6, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Remember folks: if you have any small amount of artistic talent, any sex appeal, or can make your friends laugh, the richest man on earth is crying screaming throwing up because he can’t be you.
What if my vibe has been mids this whole time
December 6, 2025 at 8:11 PM
What if my vibe has been mids this whole time
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In Berlin the equivalent of drunk white girl in line at club bathroom who tells you you're amazing is white girl rolling on dancefloor who is filled with a burning need to tell you that you and the girl you're dancing with are like pillars of peace and beauty in the chaos and tbh that's kinda sweet.
December 6, 2025 at 11:43 AM
In Berlin the equivalent of drunk white girl in line at club bathroom who tells you you're amazing is white girl rolling on dancefloor who is filled with a burning need to tell you that you and the girl you're dancing with are like pillars of peace and beauty in the chaos and tbh that's kinda sweet.
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Our new cap is seriously so cool to me
December 6, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Our new cap is seriously so cool to me
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Hey you scrolling late at night. It’s still Bandcamp Friday for
A few hours and you can still DO something with your day.
I just put out a record of heavy antifascist darkwave. Try it out.
seeming.bandcamp.com/album/the-wo...
A few hours and you can still DO something with your day.
I just put out a record of heavy antifascist darkwave. Try it out.
seeming.bandcamp.com/album/the-wo...
The World, by Seeming
11 track album
seeming.bandcamp.com
December 6, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Hey you scrolling late at night. It’s still Bandcamp Friday for
A few hours and you can still DO something with your day.
I just put out a record of heavy antifascist darkwave. Try it out.
seeming.bandcamp.com/album/the-wo...
A few hours and you can still DO something with your day.
I just put out a record of heavy antifascist darkwave. Try it out.
seeming.bandcamp.com/album/the-wo...
My dearest Phoebe had her annual check-up and I regret timing it with Flat Fuck Friday because she was *extra* tragic.
(She’s fine, but appears to have a heart murmur lately; it’s not too scary at present but something I need to keep an eye on.)
(She’s fine, but appears to have a heart murmur lately; it’s not too scary at present but something I need to keep an eye on.)
December 6, 2025 at 5:14 AM
My dearest Phoebe had her annual check-up and I regret timing it with Flat Fuck Friday because she was *extra* tragic.
(She’s fine, but appears to have a heart murmur lately; it’s not too scary at present but something I need to keep an eye on.)
(She’s fine, but appears to have a heart murmur lately; it’s not too scary at present but something I need to keep an eye on.)
“Designer drugs whipped up by a pharmacist operating a blender like Deadmaus” made me spit my drink.
Thiel is slamming pitchers of bespoke designer drugs whipped up by a pharmacist operating a blender like Deadmaus. It's the only way to explain how he got the confidence to stand in front of Very Important People and lecture them about the Antichrist like a toddler trying to explain economics
December 6, 2025 at 5:09 AM
“Designer drugs whipped up by a pharmacist operating a blender like Deadmaus” made me spit my drink.
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Thiel is slamming pitchers of bespoke designer drugs whipped up by a pharmacist operating a blender like Deadmaus. It's the only way to explain how he got the confidence to stand in front of Very Important People and lecture them about the Antichrist like a toddler trying to explain economics
December 6, 2025 at 5:03 AM
Thiel is slamming pitchers of bespoke designer drugs whipped up by a pharmacist operating a blender like Deadmaus. It's the only way to explain how he got the confidence to stand in front of Very Important People and lecture them about the Antichrist like a toddler trying to explain economics
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About once a month I think about the girl from Bible Camp who, when we were 14 and forced to make name tag necklaces on the first day, made one that said “I 💚 YAOI” and managed to wear it the entire week after convincing the counselors she’d misspelled Yahweh.*
September 21, 2025 at 1:06 PM
About once a month I think about the girl from Bible Camp who, when we were 14 and forced to make name tag necklaces on the first day, made one that said “I 💚 YAOI” and managed to wear it the entire week after convincing the counselors she’d misspelled Yahweh.*
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People expect miracles from medicine, but refuse the miracle that would let them avoid needing emergency care in the first place
December 5, 2025 at 3:00 PM
People expect miracles from medicine, but refuse the miracle that would let them avoid needing emergency care in the first place
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i think the erosion of social rituals has been a bad thing. i also think many of our rituals are insufficient to meet the future. start making your own rituals. give something to the future
December 5, 2025 at 1:50 AM
i think the erosion of social rituals has been a bad thing. i also think many of our rituals are insufficient to meet the future. start making your own rituals. give something to the future
Look, if once upon a midnight dreary you woke with something in your head, you don’t have to share it with Rolling Stone.
Guy who had one hit that no one remembers has opinions about the queen of alt rock
Men really test my commitment to freedom of expression
Men really test my commitment to freedom of expression
December 5, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Look, if once upon a midnight dreary you woke with something in your head, you don’t have to share it with Rolling Stone.
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adolescence is thinking that holden caufield was right about everything
adulthood is realizing holden caufield was just a scared teenager
maturaity is recognizing that holden caufield was 100% correct about the phonies
adulthood is realizing holden caufield was just a scared teenager
maturaity is recognizing that holden caufield was 100% correct about the phonies
August 26, 2025 at 12:12 AM
adolescence is thinking that holden caufield was right about everything
adulthood is realizing holden caufield was just a scared teenager
maturaity is recognizing that holden caufield was 100% correct about the phonies
adulthood is realizing holden caufield was just a scared teenager
maturaity is recognizing that holden caufield was 100% correct about the phonies
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These numbskulls have more blind faith in the spicy autocorrect than I do in the actual divine God at the center of my deeply held and sincerely practiced religion.
December 4, 2025 at 7:33 PM
These numbskulls have more blind faith in the spicy autocorrect than I do in the actual divine God at the center of my deeply held and sincerely practiced religion.
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Gambit is a deeply unserious man
(Marvel rivals infinity comic 31)
(Marvel rivals infinity comic 31)
December 4, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Gambit is a deeply unserious man
(Marvel rivals infinity comic 31)
(Marvel rivals infinity comic 31)