Mine’s more along the lines of “the entirety of the Satanic youth pastors episode of Very Important People was both a) hilarious and b) felt like a personal attack.”

idk, Fell Occultist Shenanigans of some flavor probably

Life is just one damnable thing after the next :)

Looking at cis guys pre-hookup like “you will survive this but potentially not unchanged.”

… you literally know a chaplain with an Elvis costume

Adore this for you <3

She is an absolute *paragon* of A Good Familiar, so the “uncannily good at dowsing the location of missing items” and “met a friend at the door and guided her to where I had passed out waiting for a ride to the ER” gets balanced by “hyperfixated on trying to eat lit candles.”

Thank you so much! I’ve really had fun with prop fabrication for this ^_^

Thiel is slamming pitchers of bespoke designer drugs whipped up by a pharmacist operating a blender like Deadmaus. It's the only way to explain how he got the confidence to stand in front of Very Important People and lecture them about the Antichrist like a toddler trying to explain economics

Working on props for next weekend and feeling pretty chuffed about my painting skills :)