revolutionary defeatist
@eyeballslicer.bsky.social
director of splorkology at splork
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Brain Wizards (rerun)
November 27, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Brain Wizards (rerun)
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lordy
Statistic that most journalists sleep with their sources for scopes statistical error. Scoops Nuzzi is an outlier and should not have been counted.
November 18, 2025 at 1:46 AM
lordy
I’m not a fan of Trump’s neck vagina thing. It’s what I will miss the least when he’s no longer alive.
November 27, 2025 at 5:00 AM
I’m not a fan of Trump’s neck vagina thing. It’s what I will miss the least when he’s no longer alive.
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My dreams of the first polyamorous pope died today. Well that’s just great.
In a new doctrinal note, Pope Leo and the Vatican sharply reject polygamy and growing Western polyamory, praising monogamy as an exclusive union between one man and one woman.
Pope Leo and the Vatican reject polygamy in sweeping doctrinal praise of monogamy
In a new doctrinal note, Pope Leo and the Vatican sharply reject polygamy and growing Western polyamory, praising monogamy as an exclusive union between one man and one woman.
www.sltrib.com
November 26, 2025 at 7:36 PM
My dreams of the first polyamorous pope died today. Well that’s just great.
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Every leftist I know dresses like this dad and yearns for the grill.
November 25, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Every leftist I know dresses like this dad and yearns for the grill.
We’re doing the whole Hitchhikers Guide series
If you were a despotic president, what movie would you force Hollywood to make? I want to see Quentin's Star Trek movie or maybe Kill Bill Vol 3.
November 25, 2025 at 9:30 PM
We’re doing the whole Hitchhikers Guide series
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“The best way to understand the Economy is to think of it as if it’s a unicorn that shits gold, and we need to keep feeding it gold or else it will shit shit. Except it’s not a unicorn that shits gold, it’s a man in a suit and he’s fucking your wife.” - @esopterodactyl.bsky.social, 15 years ago
"The hundreds of billions of dollars companies are investing in AI now account for an astonishing 40 per cent share of US GDP growth this year... In a way, then, America has become one big bet on AI."
America is now one big bet on AI
It’s seen as the magic fix for every threat to the US economy
www.ft.com
October 6, 2025 at 5:42 PM
“The best way to understand the Economy is to think of it as if it’s a unicorn that shits gold, and we need to keep feeding it gold or else it will shit shit. Except it’s not a unicorn that shits gold, it’s a man in a suit and he’s fucking your wife.” - @esopterodactyl.bsky.social, 15 years ago
We need to make a V-Chip for TVs that blocks pharmaceutical ads
November 24, 2025 at 11:31 PM
We need to make a V-Chip for TVs that blocks pharmaceutical ads
I’m a real newshound! I love catching up on the news! But boy these days sometimes the news makes you go cuckoo!
November 24, 2025 at 3:01 AM
I’m a real newshound! I love catching up on the news! But boy these days sometimes the news makes you go cuckoo!
My neighbor told me his wife keeps plowing disgusting old politicians so I asked how many she hangs out with and he said he just gets her a new disgusting old politician to profile afterwards so I said it sounds like he’s just feeding disgusting old politicians to his wife and then he started crying
November 22, 2025 at 6:16 AM
My neighbor told me his wife keeps plowing disgusting old politicians so I asked how many she hangs out with and he said he just gets her a new disgusting old politician to profile afterwards so I said it sounds like he’s just feeding disgusting old politicians to his wife and then he started crying
sorry federalists there’s no such thing as a “state” either be your own sovereign nation or fuck off
November 22, 2025 at 6:07 AM
sorry federalists there’s no such thing as a “state” either be your own sovereign nation or fuck off
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every year someone does a study that’s like “we gave 100 homeless ppl money and their lives improved” and every year the government kills that guy
November 21, 2025 at 4:44 PM
every year someone does a study that’s like “we gave 100 homeless ppl money and their lives improved” and every year the government kills that guy
if we keep this up we might end up with a democracy and nobody wants that
The issue isn't who gets representation, it's that once you start unwinding federalism, why stop at presidential elections? Why bother having "states" at all other than as national administrative boundaries?
And why keep the Senate at all? Why not just a giant House, proportionally elected?
And why keep the Senate at all? Why not just a giant House, proportionally elected?
Sorry, but this is nonsensical. Federalism isn't a binary. Elect the President by national popular vote and both the little and the big empty states STILL get overrepresented in the Senate, which, need I remind you, confirms judicial and other nominations.
November 22, 2025 at 5:16 AM
if we keep this up we might end up with a democracy and nobody wants that
my favorite kind of software is the type that you have to update twice a week even though there hasn’t been a new feature added in years
November 21, 2025 at 11:42 PM
my favorite kind of software is the type that you have to update twice a week even though there hasn’t been a new feature added in years
donald trump has joined DSA and recited the shahada
November 21, 2025 at 8:52 PM
donald trump has joined DSA and recited the shahada
a billion dollars worth of money converted into worthless fiat currency
$1,000,000,000 liquidated from the crypto market in the past 60 minutes.
November 21, 2025 at 12:33 PM
a billion dollars worth of money converted into worthless fiat currency
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This is a line in the sand. After Trump's unprecedented rhetoric today, I cannot stand idly by without taking action. And so, with a heavy heart, I am recording over the 2003 MiniDV tape I made of Donald Trump fellating an unnamed former president. Never again can I enjoy myself to this memory.
November 20, 2025 at 8:03 PM
This is a line in the sand. After Trump's unprecedented rhetoric today, I cannot stand idly by without taking action. And so, with a heavy heart, I am recording over the 2003 MiniDV tape I made of Donald Trump fellating an unnamed former president. Never again can I enjoy myself to this memory.
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Chris Elliot's groundbreaking anti-sitcom, Get A Life, is finally coming to streaming, courtesy of Shout TV.
Stand in the place where you live because Get A Life is finally coming to streaming
Stand in the place where you live because Get A Life is finally coming to streaming
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November 21, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Chris Elliot's groundbreaking anti-sitcom, Get A Life, is finally coming to streaming, courtesy of Shout TV.
that makes one of us
November 21, 2025 at 1:11 AM
that makes one of us
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Social democracy is not a viable alternative to capitalism. It is a tempting prospect, but ultimately suffers from violent contradictions that cannot be sustained. 🧵
February 16, 2025 at 11:07 AM
Social democracy is not a viable alternative to capitalism. It is a tempting prospect, but ultimately suffers from violent contradictions that cannot be sustained. 🧵
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if i were in a trolley problem type situation and one track had a trillion politicians and the other track was fine i would send the trolley down the track with the politicians
Imagine believing I admire politicians lmao
November 20, 2025 at 5:26 AM
if i were in a trolley problem type situation and one track had a trillion politicians and the other track was fine i would send the trolley down the track with the politicians
i’m sure there’s a lot of good people working at the CDC but I’ll never listen to anything they say again.
CDC has overhauled its website to assert that “the claim ‘vaccines do not cause autism’ is not an evidence-based claim”
November 20, 2025 at 5:14 AM
i’m sure there’s a lot of good people working at the CDC but I’ll never listen to anything they say again.
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Can’t believe the whole country has to suffer through the return of Dickensian childhood diseases because the worst, most ignorant attention-demanders decided other people’s expertise makes them feel bad
November 20, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Can’t believe the whole country has to suffer through the return of Dickensian childhood diseases because the worst, most ignorant attention-demanders decided other people’s expertise makes them feel bad
if the president of the united states thinks I’m gonna read all that he is mentally unfit to hold office
November 20, 2025 at 3:32 AM
if the president of the united states thinks I’m gonna read all that he is mentally unfit to hold office
Yo if anyone needs help redacting these just send me the PDF and a list of what you want crossed out.
BREAKING: Trump signs a bill to release files on Jeffrey Epstein, bowing to political pressure after months of resistance.
Trump signs bill to release Jeffrey Epstein case files after fighting it for months
President Donald Trump has signed a bill to release files on convicted sex offender Jeffrey Epstein.
bit.ly
November 20, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Yo if anyone needs help redacting these just send me the PDF and a list of what you want crossed out.