imagine having a stressful job and not being able to jack off

he should jack off more

my picture was all messed up so i did this and thought about that tweet and realized perhaps it is I whom is the Boomer

is that the guy from growing pains

We will need to bring Alan Rickman back to life, that will be my second executive order

yes and furthermore vice versa

1. I don’t have Chronic Ulcerative Splunkitis
2. Even if I did, I would not ask my doctor about Grogzimi™️. I’d let the doctor figure that shit out.
3. I’m even less inclined to do so now that I know side effects include explosive taint decompression

bom video

wahhhhh i want you to treat me like a nation-state but i don’t want to print currency, manage a welfare state, or maintain a nuclear arsenal grow up jesus christ

which one is which