Ariel Dovas
@eviloars.bsky.social
Creative at Salesforce; Co-Founder of The Secret Alley; AI for augmentation; hated for puns
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I hope none of my favorite billionaires are in the Epstein files :(
January 31, 2026 at 2:27 AM
I hope none of my favorite billionaires are in the Epstein files :(
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this is the worst “you’ll be visited by three ghosts”
Elon Musk, Jeffrey Epstein and Woody Allen on a Carribean island at Christmastime?
www.justice.gov/epstein/file...
www.justice.gov/epstein/file...
January 31, 2026 at 2:54 AM
this is the worst “you’ll be visited by three ghosts”
“The humans are screenshotting us”
1/30/26
1/30/26
January 30, 2026 at 11:47 PM
“The humans are screenshotting us”
1/30/26
1/30/26
DESPAIR? More like DIS PAIR!
January 29, 2026 at 11:01 PM
DESPAIR? More like DIS PAIR!
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A reminder that ICE hasn’t slowed down in Minneapolis at all.
Outside of Minnesota, it might feel like everything has changed since Alex Pretti’s murder. But ICE hasn’t actually lost any power and they’re continuing to terrorize our communities.
Outside of Minnesota, it might feel like everything has changed since Alex Pretti’s murder. But ICE hasn’t actually lost any power and they’re continuing to terrorize our communities.
January 27, 2026 at 7:57 PM
A reminder that ICE hasn’t slowed down in Minneapolis at all.
Outside of Minnesota, it might feel like everything has changed since Alex Pretti’s murder. But ICE hasn’t actually lost any power and they’re continuing to terrorize our communities.
Outside of Minnesota, it might feel like everything has changed since Alex Pretti’s murder. But ICE hasn’t actually lost any power and they’re continuing to terrorize our communities.
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If Democrats haven't announced their proposal for the Donald Trump No Guns in Public bill by the end of the day, they're missing an easy shot
Trump: "With that being said, you can't have guns. You can't walk in with guns. You just can't. You can't walk in with guns. You can't do that. But it's just a very unfortunate incident."
January 27, 2026 at 6:06 PM
If Democrats haven't announced their proposal for the Donald Trump No Guns in Public bill by the end of the day, they're missing an easy shot
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A reminder to the news media: “conflicting accounts” is what you say BEFORE the incontrovertible video evidence appears. After that, your job is to ask why one side is lying, not to repeat the lie and pretend no one knows the truth.
January 25, 2026 at 12:28 PM
A reminder to the news media: “conflicting accounts” is what you say BEFORE the incontrovertible video evidence appears. After that, your job is to ask why one side is lying, not to repeat the lie and pretend no one knows the truth.
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How many years have we been watching gun nuts open carry semiautomatic rifles into, like, a Dunkin' Donuts as a statement against government control? And they're now silent over a citizen being murdered by federal agents and then blamed for legally carrying a firearm?
January 26, 2026 at 5:49 PM
How many years have we been watching gun nuts open carry semiautomatic rifles into, like, a Dunkin' Donuts as a statement against government control? And they're now silent over a citizen being murdered by federal agents and then blamed for legally carrying a firearm?
I feel like we’re maybe 4 years from a reality TV cult taking over the surface world.
January 26, 2026 at 8:02 PM
I feel like we’re maybe 4 years from a reality TV cult taking over the surface world.
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Slow news day, huh.
This Sunday, Jan. 25, 60 Minutes presents “A Night at the Movies,” a special edition featuring profiles from our archives on:
• Timothée Chalamet
• Jamie Lee Curtis
• Kate Winslet
• Timothée Chalamet
• Jamie Lee Curtis
• Kate Winslet
January 26, 2026 at 3:15 AM
Slow news day, huh.
Can anyone help me understand how this guy who helped open the doors to all of this is somehow making so much sense?
Also, may I say that I don’t agree with people saying ICE and CBP need “more training.” They’re doing exactly what this administration has trained them to—impose a reign of fear in blue cities. They don’t need more training. They need to be ripped up root and branch.
January 25, 2026 at 7:07 PM
Can anyone help me understand how this guy who helped open the doors to all of this is somehow making so much sense?
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I would like for trump and vance to summarily execute fewer people in Minnesota, sorry to sound partisan
January 24, 2026 at 4:53 PM
I would like for trump and vance to summarily execute fewer people in Minnesota, sorry to sound partisan
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“Sinners,” the transporting vampire flick from director Ryan Coogler, broke the record for the most Oscar nominations.
With 16 nods, it surpassed the 14-nomination record first set in 1950 by “All About Eve” and later tied by “Titanic” and “La La Land.” https://wapo.st/49QA2YC
With 16 nods, it surpassed the 14-nomination record first set in 1950 by “All About Eve” and later tied by “Titanic” and “La La Land.” https://wapo.st/49QA2YC
January 22, 2026 at 3:15 PM
“Sinners,” the transporting vampire flick from director Ryan Coogler, broke the record for the most Oscar nominations.
With 16 nods, it surpassed the 14-nomination record first set in 1950 by “All About Eve” and later tied by “Titanic” and “La La Land.” https://wapo.st/49QA2YC
With 16 nods, it surpassed the 14-nomination record first set in 1950 by “All About Eve” and later tied by “Titanic” and “La La Land.” https://wapo.st/49QA2YC
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Note, Jim Jordan said that voters elected Trump twice.
That is, he confessed that Trump lost in 2020.
Cancel the hearing. He just confessed to the crime.
That is, he confessed that Trump lost in 2020.
Cancel the hearing. He just confessed to the crime.
January 22, 2026 at 3:16 PM
Note, Jim Jordan said that voters elected Trump twice.
That is, he confessed that Trump lost in 2020.
Cancel the hearing. He just confessed to the crime.
That is, he confessed that Trump lost in 2020.
Cancel the hearing. He just confessed to the crime.
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As far as I can tell, Congress’ job is to call what the White House is doing illegal and then rubber stamp its budget
January 22, 2026 at 3:28 PM
As far as I can tell, Congress’ job is to call what the White House is doing illegal and then rubber stamp its budget
Does anyone have any experience releasing pigeons in their house to keep indoor cats entertained?
January 22, 2026 at 2:50 AM
Does anyone have any experience releasing pigeons in their house to keep indoor cats entertained?
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“nobody is insider trading off his death so it almost certainly didn’t happen” really sums up the state of the world in 2026 huh
January 21, 2026 at 5:30 AM
“nobody is insider trading off his death so it almost certainly didn’t happen” really sums up the state of the world in 2026 huh
You can’t follow me
‘Cause I’m browsing in stealth
I unfriended my own family
And swiped right on myself
‘Cause I’m browsing in stealth
I unfriended my own family
And swiped right on myself
January 16, 2026 at 10:24 PM
You can’t follow me
‘Cause I’m browsing in stealth
I unfriended my own family
And swiped right on myself
‘Cause I’m browsing in stealth
I unfriended my own family
And swiped right on myself
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ive seen more articles this week about how the phrase “abolish ice” could hurt dems in the midterms than ive seen articles about how paramilitary death squads terrorizing cities will hurt republicans in the midterms
January 14, 2026 at 1:09 PM
ive seen more articles this week about how the phrase “abolish ice” could hurt dems in the midterms than ive seen articles about how paramilitary death squads terrorizing cities will hurt republicans in the midterms
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This poll shows that 74% of Democrats support abolishing ICE, with 53% *strongly* supporting getting rid of the agency.
Any elected Democrat who wants ICE to exist is outside the mainstream of their party and the people they purport to represent.
Any elected Democrat who wants ICE to exist is outside the mainstream of their party and the people they purport to represent.
YouGov poll - In the future, would you support or oppose...
Eliminating ICE as a federal agency?
Support 42%
Oppose 45%
Reducing ICE’s size and funding
Support 48%
Oppose 37%
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Eliminating ICE as a federal agency?
Support 42%
Oppose 45%
Reducing ICE’s size and funding
Support 48%
Oppose 37%
d3nkl3psvxxpe9.cloudfront.net/documents/IC...
January 13, 2026 at 1:59 AM
This poll shows that 74% of Democrats support abolishing ICE, with 53% *strongly* supporting getting rid of the agency.
Any elected Democrat who wants ICE to exist is outside the mainstream of their party and the people they purport to represent.
Any elected Democrat who wants ICE to exist is outside the mainstream of their party and the people they purport to represent.
There should be a social network for theatre nerds called Harold Pinterest.
January 13, 2026 at 4:13 AM
There should be a social network for theatre nerds called Harold Pinterest.
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Granted I’m biased but I actually don’t think that looking like a lesbian should justify summary executions.
January 11, 2026 at 12:40 AM
Granted I’m biased but I actually don’t think that looking like a lesbian should justify summary executions.
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Seen some people suggesting the new shooting video is AI because you can see a dinosaur in the background at one point. But, uh, there’s just a dinosaur on a car on that street. Here’s Google Street View.
maps.app.goo.gl/fmgYaLWrwxx3...
maps.app.goo.gl/fmgYaLWrwxx3...
January 9, 2026 at 9:27 PM
Seen some people suggesting the new shooting video is AI because you can see a dinosaur in the background at one point. But, uh, there’s just a dinosaur on a car on that street. Here’s Google Street View.
maps.app.goo.gl/fmgYaLWrwxx3...
maps.app.goo.gl/fmgYaLWrwxx3...