Ariel Dovas
@eviloars.bsky.social
Creative at Salesforce; Co-Founder of The Secret Alley; AI for augmentation; hated for puns
People need to understand that when the government is run by hateful goofballs, this shit will become the norm.
February 14, 2026 at 5:45 PM
People need to understand that when the government is run by hateful goofballs, this shit will become the norm.
Reposted by Ariel Dovas
"We have absolutely no plans to introduce Torment to our recently launched Nexus feature," added the spokesperson. "Our ethics and values very much preclude even considering the addition of Torment to any of our products and services."
February 12, 2026 at 11:43 PM
"We have absolutely no plans to introduce Torment to our recently launched Nexus feature," added the spokesperson. "Our ethics and values very much preclude even considering the addition of Torment to any of our products and services."
Pretty sure someone out there is monitoring us to make sure we don’t spread off world. We get back on that moon they’ll probably torch us.
February 12, 2026 at 6:04 PM
Pretty sure someone out there is monitoring us to make sure we don’t spread off world. We get back on that moon they’ll probably torch us.
This calls for some real FYI (Fro Yo Information).
February 9, 2026 at 4:24 AM
This calls for some real FYI (Fro Yo Information).
New Amway ad is kicking tho
February 9, 2026 at 12:28 AM
New Amway ad is kicking tho
Rub them in the coiled covers.
February 8, 2026 at 8:09 AM
Rub them in the coiled covers.
We need to ask all Republican friends: “Is there a scenario in which Trump would accept a loss?”
February 8, 2026 at 3:54 AM
We need to ask all Republican friends: “Is there a scenario in which Trump would accept a loss?”
This is also funny because who would bankroll a Mamdani steal?
February 8, 2026 at 3:49 AM
This is also funny because who would bankroll a Mamdani steal?