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Ennuimageddon
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A marsupial who's hobbies include defenestration, avoiding tofu, and sabotaging the career of Kevin Federline.
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SpaceX in 2012: We will return to the moon and put a man on Mars

SpaceX 2026: you know the data centers that make on-demand child porn possible? now they're satellites!
February 2, 2026 at 9:09 PM
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...but if you're going to commit crimes, please focus on people who would happily sell out their neighbours to the Gestapo.
February 1, 2026 at 8:35 PM
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a woman reached out to donate 500,000 delta skymiles to get people home to MN as they are released from custody in TX.

we're getting flights booked today. it should be enough to get at least 15 people home.

delta should be doing for free since they take ICE money.
February 1, 2026 at 5:50 PM
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Comics retailing legend Greg Ketter standing up to ICE in Minneapolis. Yes, that's tear gas. He's 70 years old.
January 25, 2026 at 5:51 PM
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I don’t know a person on Earth that works harder than Kat. Go meet her if you haven’t yet. She will abolish and prosecute ICE.
There are just 50 DAYS until our election and we are trying to be EVERYWHERE.

Want to meet me? Got questions? Trying to volunteer? Here’s our campaign schedule this week:
January 26, 2026 at 12:28 AM
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Minnesota National Guard members have arrived at a federal building and were directed to distribute donuts, coffee, and hot chocolate to anti-ICE protesters. Guard members were issued reflective vests so they would not be mistaken for federal agents.
January 25, 2026 at 8:55 PM
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He was armed with a camera.
January 24, 2026 at 6:15 PM
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This sure seems more like the tyranny the Constitution is supposed to protect against than forgiving student loans.
January 24, 2026 at 5:02 PM
Six ice agents just held a man down on the ground, beat him, and while holding him face down, shot him multiple times.

Then they rounded up all nearby witnesses on the street and abducted them, transporting them to a federal building, presumably to confiscate their phones.

This seems bad.
January 24, 2026 at 5:48 PM
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January 23, 2026 at 10:45 PM
So remember when trump lambasted NAFTA, cancelled it, and initiated a new deal that was basically NAFTA, and called it a great victory?

I think that's where we're going with Greenland.
January 23, 2026 at 2:30 PM
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There is *no* functioning Dem leadership at this point. Jeffries and Schumer need to go NOW if our nation is to have any chance.
January 22, 2026 at 11:40 PM
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Whatever performative bullshit Jeffries did with respect to his own vote notwithstanding, not whipping this vote and allowing Democrats to be the difference between it passing and failing means that Jeffries doesn't give a fuck about what ICE is doing.

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DHS spending bill passed 220-207

7 Democrats voted in favor:
Henry Cuellar
Don Davis
Laura Gilles
Marie Gluesenkamp Perez
Jared Golden
Vicente Gonzalez
Tom Suozzi

Massie voted No
Andy Harris didn't vote

Might not have passed if every Democrat voted No, but leadership wasn't whipping them to do so
January 22, 2026 at 10:31 PM
Gender Reveal parties are about to get hella-wild.

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January 21, 2026 at 10:51 PM
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❌Veteran Brothers Roofing & Restoration
❌Grand Pine Developments
❌Charvold Homes
❌Blue Collar Tree and Junk Removal
Revealed: Four Businesses with Ties to Patriot Front Operating in North Texas
The neo-Nazi group is engaged in a strategy to establish an independent economic ecosystem. Through publicly available information, interviews, and in-person observation, the Observer has identified…
www.texasobserver.org
January 20, 2026 at 9:52 PM
Fellow Texans, prepare for the worst.

Some form of disaster is coming.

How do I know this?
Ted Cruz has fled the state again. As we all know, he does this every time an in-state disaster would force him to do his job for his constituents.
January 21, 2026 at 4:22 PM
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Danish parliamentarian Rasmus Jarlov speaking to MS NOW on Stephen Miller comments regarding Greenland: "I hope he’s kept away from young women, because that’s the mentality of a rapist. You can’t defend yourself, so I’m going to take you. That’s basically what he’s saying."
January 19, 2026 at 7:35 PM
Don't feel bad for the bus driver in question.
When the good Lord closes the door on the career of a driver for Best Bus, he opens a window to a new career as an Immigration and Customs Enforcement Officer for the ex bus driver.
January 20, 2026 at 4:05 AM
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"New year, new me", I say as I get a new me out of deep freeze and bury the old me in the woods
December 31, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Sweden needs to send a formal threat of escalation to the U.S.

"If the U.S. invades Greenland, we will give another Nobel Prize to Barack Obama."
January 19, 2026 at 1:55 PM
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in the plus side, watching the president of the United States destroy the entire geopolitical order because he didn't get a shiny award has successfully cured all my hangups about subtle character motivation in writing
January 19, 2026 at 8:10 AM
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Billionaires just don't go for rides in imploding submersibles like they used to
January 18, 2026 at 2:07 PM
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This is my regular reminded that if your clothes are full of tear gas and/or pepper spray, air them for a day if at all possible and then wash them twice ON COLD.

If you come home and throw them in on hot right away you will kinda gas your laundry room. <3
#Minneapolis #StPaul #FuckICE
January 18, 2026 at 2:54 PM
"And any other means necessary to combat perceived fascism."

Okay, so the U.S. attorney general is equating all groups created to combat fascism as domestic terrorists.
January 17, 2026 at 11:45 PM
Mark my words:

Nicolás Maduro will be convicted.

The orange man will commute his sentence to Time Served after Maduro donates one million dollars to his presidential library.
January 14, 2026 at 4:36 PM