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Ennuimageddon

@ennuimageddon.bsky.social

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A marsupial who's hobbies include defenestration, avoiding tofu, and sabotaging the career of Kevin Federline.

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Ennuimageddon @ennuimageddon.bsky.social · Oct 23

Personally, I think the most compelling character in Aliens was Nute.

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Ennuimageddon @ennuimageddon.bsky.social · 13h

What kind of pants would you recommend for Braniac?

youtu.be/eGQEAiZJMco?...

Solomon Grundy Want Pants, Too!

YouTube video by Paul C

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Ennuimageddon @ennuimageddon.bsky.social · 13h

Kinda reminds me of the Kids In The Hall contest to win the chance to touch Paul Bellini

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Ennuimageddon @ennuimageddon.bsky.social · 14h

I'll have you know that 1000% of the White House personnel who say things like "We're going to reduce the price of drugs 1000%" are incredibly skilled at the use of percentiles.

Ennuimageddon @ennuimageddon.bsky.social · 17h

From Wikipedia,
The pardon was given amid extensive business dealings between Binance and World Liberty Financial, a cryptocurrency company owned by the Trump family.

Basically, I think he's putting a team together.

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Ennuimageddon @ennuimageddon.bsky.social · 1d

Breaking,
New York Post endorses Mamdani, states he will solve the New York City traffic flow problems overnight!

Ennuimageddon @ennuimageddon.bsky.social · 1d

When they all started singing, I thought to myself,

What the hell, how could they ALL know the words to that so... oh. Oh! Man, they(the survivors) are all SO f^cked.

Ennuimageddon @ennuimageddon.bsky.social · 1d

Ugh. He's so old he still uses his phone as a phone!

If you want a response, you can text me or get shunned.

Cropped image of a phone showing an incoming call from Cthulhu,
With the option to decline or answer.

Ennuimageddon @ennuimageddon.bsky.social · 1d

Hey now, a lot of sophisticated ghost science went into the development of chiropractic doctrine.

From the Wikipedia article on the inventor of chiropractic care:

Spiritualism
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As an active spiritist, D. D. Palmer said he "received chiropractic from the other world"[17] from a deceased physician named Dr. Jim Atkinson.[18]

According to his son B. J. Palmer, "Father often attended the annual Mississippi Valley Spiritualists Camp Meeting where he first claimed to receive messages from Dr. Jim Atkinson on the principles of chiropractic."[19][20]

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Ennuimageddon @ennuimageddon.bsky.social · 1d

Wait, which one is Wesley Snipes?

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Ennuimageddon @ennuimageddon.bsky.social · 1d

Honestly, that was so embarrassing.
I hate it when I show up to an event and someone is also wearing the exact same outfit.

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Dr Rebecca Hall WakeProductions @wakerevolt.bsky.social · 1d

As a historian it is my job to give book recommendations:

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Ennuimageddon @ennuimageddon.bsky.social · 1d

Really hoping "widespread impacts" is not a prophetic choice of words

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J @bluebrewer415.bsky.social · 2d

Really proud of my Halloween shirt yesterday!

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Ennuimageddon @ennuimageddon.bsky.social · 2d

It's been five years since I worked at Barnes and Noble, but I still see this as that magical time of year that workers in the receiving room are getting pissed off because the company is already sending us Valentine's Day cards...

Ennuimageddon @ennuimageddon.bsky.social · 2d

Not gonna lie,
I'm a little bit worried about the
"Literal Bombshell" part.

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sher12.bsky.social @sher12.bsky.social · 3d

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Ennuimageddon @ennuimageddon.bsky.social · 3d

One house was handing out jello shots to the parents.

Evidently it's a tradition in the neighborhood.

Ennuimageddon @ennuimageddon.bsky.social · 3d

#NotAllHeroesWearCapes

Ennuimageddon @ennuimageddon.bsky.social · 3d

Well, THAT'S NOT GOOD.

This was on YouTube, not Twitter.

A poll saying,
The election is held today. Who do you vote for?

Donald trump has 40%

Kamala Harris has 25% (highlighted in the poll because that's where I putt my vote)

Vote third party has 27%

Unsure has 8%

Ennuimageddon @ennuimageddon.bsky.social · 5d

I always wanted a vampiric wolf skull with flames coming off of it with MOM printed beneath it.

Ennuimageddon @ennuimageddon.bsky.social · 5d

Finally, Texas is suing Tylenol for that one time I swallowed a Tylenol but it got stuck between my esophagus and the epiglottis flap that opens to allow air passage into my lungs!

THIS TRAGEDY HAS GONE UNANSWERED FOR FAR FOR TOO LONG!

Ennuimageddon @ennuimageddon.bsky.social · 6d

Jesus.
In Deadpool II
(Electric Bugalloo)

Deadpool says, Just once, I'm gonna find a planet of people that are worse than me at everything. A whole bunch of functional idiots. I'm gonna go there, and I'm gonna be their Superman.

My man, just come on down to Texas. Evidently we're ruled by idiots.

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Ennuimageddon @ennuimageddon.bsky.social · 6d

She's probably going to try and force him to confess he was the mastermind behind the heist.

He'll crack, but say it wasn't him, "it was Michael Baigent and Richard Leigh! It was their plan! It was their plan all along!!!"

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Ennuimageddon @ennuimageddon.bsky.social · 6d

You are the wind beneath my wings

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John Bull @garius.bsky.social · 6d

Baking was critical to the Lower Kingdom. It allowed the stationing of large forces to counter tribal raids into the fertile Nile region.

Bread production on that scale required advanced yeast filtering through linen bags.

If hadn't been for cotton-tied dough, they'd been harried long time ago.

Catherine @shadowdogdesigns.bsky.social · 6d

#Archaeologists discover massive ancient #Egyptian fortress.
Excavations also revealed a large bread oven and fossilized dough.

Link for more: www.popsci.com/science/arch...

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