🩵 🩷 Emoria 🩷 🩵
@emoria.bsky.social
Trans-nonbinary woman who is definitely totally fine and feeling normal right now. IRL Theatre/Shakespeare teacher/actor/director, but this website is for feeding my brain worms. Board games, trans feels, and leftist politics. She/They. MDNI 🔞
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Okay so six years ago egg me made over 100 shorts and posted them to my social medias of the time. A lot of obvious egg behavior but also I genuinely think some of them are quite funny. Gonna post some good ones here in a thread, give a repost if you giggle.
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I wish a philosopher would just nail it for once. Enough hemming and hawing!
November 25, 2025 at 5:29 PM
I wish a philosopher would just nail it for once. Enough hemming and hawing!
You had. Wet food. LOCKED IN A CAN. The whole time. And you KEPT IT FROM ME.
November 25, 2025 at 5:24 PM
You had. Wet food. LOCKED IN A CAN. The whole time. And you KEPT IT FROM ME.
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Work picture today
November 25, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Work picture today
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"Ugh, I'm not seeing much new on bsky"
*Closes bsky*
"What now?"
*Muscle memory opens bsky*
"Wait..."
*Closes bsky*
"What now?"
*Muscle memory opens bsky*
"Wait..."
November 21, 2025 at 4:52 PM
"Ugh, I'm not seeing much new on bsky"
*Closes bsky*
"What now?"
*Muscle memory opens bsky*
"Wait..."
*Closes bsky*
"What now?"
*Muscle memory opens bsky*
"Wait..."
SOMETIMES I POST IN ALL CAPS BUT DON’T WORRY IT’S JUST FOR COMEDIC EFFECT I’M NOT YELLING AT YOU YOU SEEM NICE
November 25, 2025 at 4:36 PM
SOMETIMES I POST IN ALL CAPS BUT DON’T WORRY IT’S JUST FOR COMEDIC EFFECT I’M NOT YELLING AT YOU YOU SEEM NICE
IF YOU DIDNT WANT ME TO
LIVE PRECARIOUSLY WHY DID YOU SIGN ME UP FOR GYMNASTICS, HUH MOM? WHAT WAS THE BALANCE BEAM ABOUT? HUH? HUH?
LIVE PRECARIOUSLY WHY DID YOU SIGN ME UP FOR GYMNASTICS, HUH MOM? WHAT WAS THE BALANCE BEAM ABOUT? HUH? HUH?
November 25, 2025 at 4:29 PM
IF YOU DIDNT WANT ME TO
LIVE PRECARIOUSLY WHY DID YOU SIGN ME UP FOR GYMNASTICS, HUH MOM? WHAT WAS THE BALANCE BEAM ABOUT? HUH? HUH?
LIVE PRECARIOUSLY WHY DID YOU SIGN ME UP FOR GYMNASTICS, HUH MOM? WHAT WAS THE BALANCE BEAM ABOUT? HUH? HUH?
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I KNEW someone was inside but I hid due to circumstance and fear and...a lot of things for most of a decade.
what a magical day it was where I was convinced to stop taping the shell shut and be free(er)...
what a magical day it was where I was convinced to stop taping the shell shut and be free(er)...
November 25, 2025 at 4:06 PM
I KNEW someone was inside but I hid due to circumstance and fear and...a lot of things for most of a decade.
what a magical day it was where I was convinced to stop taping the shell shut and be free(er)...
what a magical day it was where I was convinced to stop taping the shell shut and be free(er)...
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Me: Getting really good at expressing my needs!
Therapist: you are currently being eaten by a bear
Me: yah but she seemed hungry and I figure having all of my flesh intact is selfish
Therapist: you are currently being eaten by a bear
Me: yah but she seemed hungry and I figure having all of my flesh intact is selfish
November 25, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Me: Getting really good at expressing my needs!
Therapist: you are currently being eaten by a bear
Me: yah but she seemed hungry and I figure having all of my flesh intact is selfish
Therapist: you are currently being eaten by a bear
Me: yah but she seemed hungry and I figure having all of my flesh intact is selfish
Hey let’s all remind ourselves that gatekeeping and assumptions can be harmful in every direction.
My enby friend told me they had just finished being the ASL interpreter for a TDOR event, and a woman came up to her and said “thank you for your allyship”
It ruined their night! Enbies are trans!!!
My enby friend told me they had just finished being the ASL interpreter for a TDOR event, and a woman came up to her and said “thank you for your allyship”
It ruined their night! Enbies are trans!!!
November 25, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Hey let’s all remind ourselves that gatekeeping and assumptions can be harmful in every direction.
My enby friend told me they had just finished being the ASL interpreter for a TDOR event, and a woman came up to her and said “thank you for your allyship”
It ruined their night! Enbies are trans!!!
My enby friend told me they had just finished being the ASL interpreter for a TDOR event, and a woman came up to her and said “thank you for your allyship”
It ruined their night! Enbies are trans!!!
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Hey everybody be nice to yourselves today. Okay? Seriously! Message a friend and say hi. Watch an old favorite. Read a new favorite. Play a bit of that game you love.
Allow yourself joy. You really deserve it.
Allow yourself joy. You really deserve it.
November 25, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Hey everybody be nice to yourselves today. Okay? Seriously! Message a friend and say hi. Watch an old favorite. Read a new favorite. Play a bit of that game you love.
Allow yourself joy. You really deserve it.
Allow yourself joy. You really deserve it.
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ITS 👏 TIME 👏 WE 👏 TALKED 👏 ABOUT 👏 IT 👏
November 25, 2025 at 4:08 AM
ITS 👏 TIME 👏 WE 👏 TALKED 👏 ABOUT 👏 IT 👏
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Boymoding the interview
November 24, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Boymoding the interview
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No judgment to anyone who feels like the anvil constantly under the crushing blows of a sadistic blacksmith
But that hammer will break, it always does
LIVE.
PLEASE. 🫂💖
But that hammer will break, it always does
LIVE.
PLEASE. 🫂💖
Freddie Mercury didn't go into the studio and nail the vocals for "The Show Must Go On" in one take while dying of AIDS for you to despair and give up now. Take the time you need, but then get up and get back out there.
The show must go on.
The show must go on.
November 25, 2025 at 3:09 PM
No judgment to anyone who feels like the anvil constantly under the crushing blows of a sadistic blacksmith
But that hammer will break, it always does
LIVE.
PLEASE. 🫂💖
But that hammer will break, it always does
LIVE.
PLEASE. 🫂💖
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clawing back my self-esteem by overdressing to therapy
November 25, 2025 at 7:52 AM
clawing back my self-esteem by overdressing to therapy
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Is Marge Gunderson a Disney Princess now that Fargo is a Disney franchise?
November 25, 2025 at 7:24 AM
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LADIES !!!
📢 📢 📢
ARE U FUCKIN
DOCTOR ROBOTNIK STYLE
OR DOCTOR EGGMAN STYLE
DROP A 🤖 in the COMMENTS FOR ROBOTNIK
and an 🥚 FOR DOCTOR EGGMAN STYLE
📢 📢 📢
ARE U FUCKIN
DOCTOR ROBOTNIK STYLE
OR DOCTOR EGGMAN STYLE
DROP A 🤖 in the COMMENTS FOR ROBOTNIK
and an 🥚 FOR DOCTOR EGGMAN STYLE
October 12, 2024 at 2:02 AM
LADIES !!!
📢 📢 📢
ARE U FUCKIN
DOCTOR ROBOTNIK STYLE
OR DOCTOR EGGMAN STYLE
DROP A 🤖 in the COMMENTS FOR ROBOTNIK
and an 🥚 FOR DOCTOR EGGMAN STYLE
📢 📢 📢
ARE U FUCKIN
DOCTOR ROBOTNIK STYLE
OR DOCTOR EGGMAN STYLE
DROP A 🤖 in the COMMENTS FOR ROBOTNIK
and an 🥚 FOR DOCTOR EGGMAN STYLE
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would alanis morissette think it was ironic if i gave my wife blue balls the night before her orchiectomy
November 25, 2025 at 5:26 AM
would alanis morissette think it was ironic if i gave my wife blue balls the night before her orchiectomy
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Yesterday I had 404 followers so I made a very funny internet joke about the number 404. Hilarious!
Today I have 420 followers, which is a really big shame because there are zero jokes I can think of about the number 420. If you think of a joke related to the number 420, could you leave a comment?
Today I have 420 followers, which is a really big shame because there are zero jokes I can think of about the number 420. If you think of a joke related to the number 420, could you leave a comment?
November 25, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Yesterday I had 404 followers so I made a very funny internet joke about the number 404. Hilarious!
Today I have 420 followers, which is a really big shame because there are zero jokes I can think of about the number 420. If you think of a joke related to the number 420, could you leave a comment?
Today I have 420 followers, which is a really big shame because there are zero jokes I can think of about the number 420. If you think of a joke related to the number 420, could you leave a comment?
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just because the internet has gone a dozen different kinds of crazy since the 2000s doesn't mean ceiling cat isn't still watching you masturbate
November 25, 2025 at 4:01 AM
just because the internet has gone a dozen different kinds of crazy since the 2000s doesn't mean ceiling cat isn't still watching you masturbate
ITS 👏 TIME 👏 WE 👏 TALKED 👏 ABOUT 👏 IT 👏
November 25, 2025 at 4:08 AM
ITS 👏 TIME 👏 WE 👏 TALKED 👏 ABOUT 👏 IT 👏
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not nearly enough time for all the nice self-care type things i want to do for myself, so probably better to just sit there and do absolutely none of them instead.
thanks for that, brain. really looking out for me
thanks for that, brain. really looking out for me
November 25, 2025 at 3:29 AM
not nearly enough time for all the nice self-care type things i want to do for myself, so probably better to just sit there and do absolutely none of them instead.
thanks for that, brain. really looking out for me
thanks for that, brain. really looking out for me
Me: I have zero interest in cis men romantically
Bill Callahan: I’m gonna open an album by saying “hello, I’m Johnny Cash”
Me: *grows ovaries*
Bill Callahan: I’m gonna open an album by saying “hello, I’m Johnny Cash”
Me: *grows ovaries*
Pigeons
YouTube video by Bill Callahan - Topic
youtu.be
November 25, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Me: I have zero interest in cis men romantically
Bill Callahan: I’m gonna open an album by saying “hello, I’m Johnny Cash”
Me: *grows ovaries*
Bill Callahan: I’m gonna open an album by saying “hello, I’m Johnny Cash”
Me: *grows ovaries*
Yesterday I had 404 followers so I made a very funny internet joke about the number 404. Hilarious!
Today I have 420 followers, which is a really big shame because there are zero jokes I can think of about the number 420. If you think of a joke related to the number 420, could you leave a comment?
Today I have 420 followers, which is a really big shame because there are zero jokes I can think of about the number 420. If you think of a joke related to the number 420, could you leave a comment?
November 25, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Yesterday I had 404 followers so I made a very funny internet joke about the number 404. Hilarious!
Today I have 420 followers, which is a really big shame because there are zero jokes I can think of about the number 420. If you think of a joke related to the number 420, could you leave a comment?
Today I have 420 followers, which is a really big shame because there are zero jokes I can think of about the number 420. If you think of a joke related to the number 420, could you leave a comment?