junie sylvia 🌸
@juniperplexed.bsky.social
probably not the girl of your dreams but i'll wander through the background eating cereal sometimes
she/her
mdni 🔞
use alt text please :)
💖 @raven.gifts 💖
https://ko-fi.com/juniperplexed
she/her
mdni 🔞
use alt text please :)
💖 @raven.gifts 💖
https://ko-fi.com/juniperplexed
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my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard and i'm like
get outta my yard
get outta my yard
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you see as a trans[no space]woman, it's in my moral framework to add pixels to make everything with big boobs
toad? big boobs
the jellyfishes in spongebob? big boobs
big boobs? add big boobs to thr big boobs
if you say i am weird, it's boobsphobic, the worst crime, i thought better of y'all
toad? big boobs
the jellyfishes in spongebob? big boobs
big boobs? add big boobs to thr big boobs
if you say i am weird, it's boobsphobic, the worst crime, i thought better of y'all
January 4, 2026 at 9:52 PM
you see as a trans[no space]woman, it's in my moral framework to add pixels to make everything with big boobs
toad? big boobs
the jellyfishes in spongebob? big boobs
big boobs? add big boobs to thr big boobs
if you say i am weird, it's boobsphobic, the worst crime, i thought better of y'all
toad? big boobs
the jellyfishes in spongebob? big boobs
big boobs? add big boobs to thr big boobs
if you say i am weird, it's boobsphobic, the worst crime, i thought better of y'all
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acab includes scheduling meetings at lunch
January 5, 2026 at 3:18 PM
acab includes scheduling meetings at lunch
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did you know that mustard origins seems to point in ancient rome where they crunched mustard seeds and mixed them with wine to create a pungent paste
also, taking pics hits better when it's time theft
also, taking pics hits better when it's time theft
January 5, 2026 at 11:51 PM
did you know that mustard origins seems to point in ancient rome where they crunched mustard seeds and mixed them with wine to create a pungent paste
also, taking pics hits better when it's time theft
also, taking pics hits better when it's time theft
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2026 is the year of dominant dogs
January 6, 2026 at 12:16 AM
2026 is the year of dominant dogs
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what if i bite you and bite you, also, i bite you, or i could bite you, and bite you and then i bite you, i bite you, or i could bite you, and bite you and then i bite you, i bite you, or i could bite you, and bite you and then i bite you, i bite you, or i could bite you, and bite you
January 6, 2026 at 12:23 AM
what if i bite you and bite you, also, i bite you, or i could bite you, and bite you and then i bite you, i bite you, or i could bite you, and bite you and then i bite you, i bite you, or i could bite you, and bite you and then i bite you, i bite you, or i could bite you, and bite you
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one thing that annoys me is that i am a really good biter but my wife is not in biting range
January 6, 2026 at 12:26 AM
one thing that annoys me is that i am a really good biter but my wife is not in biting range
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screenshot in case the post gets taken down or deleted
January 2, 2026 at 6:18 PM
screenshot in case the post gets taken down or deleted
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new year new me :)
January 1, 2026 at 8:18 PM
new year new me :)
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my plan for 2026
- wife
- more wife
- wife posting
- love my wife more
- love my wife more
- love my wife more
- love my wife more
- love my wife more
- love my wife more
- love my wife more
- love my wife more
- love my wife more
- love my wife more
- love my wife more
- love my wife more
- wife
- more wife
- wife posting
- love my wife more
- love my wife more
- love my wife more
- love my wife more
- love my wife more
- love my wife more
- love my wife more
- love my wife more
- love my wife more
- love my wife more
- love my wife more
- love my wife more
December 31, 2025 at 11:16 PM
my plan for 2026
- wife
- more wife
- wife posting
- love my wife more
- love my wife more
- love my wife more
- love my wife more
- love my wife more
- love my wife more
- love my wife more
- love my wife more
- love my wife more
- love my wife more
- love my wife more
- love my wife more
- wife
- more wife
- wife posting
- love my wife more
- love my wife more
- love my wife more
- love my wife more
- love my wife more
- love my wife more
- love my wife more
- love my wife more
- love my wife more
- love my wife more
- love my wife more
- love my wife more
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i am today years old that i learned
there's free gift shops in the white house
there's hats, ties, signed bibles that a guest can leave with
there's free gift shops in the white house
there's hats, ties, signed bibles that a guest can leave with
January 1, 2026 at 3:09 AM
i am today years old that i learned
there's free gift shops in the white house
there's hats, ties, signed bibles that a guest can leave with
there's free gift shops in the white house
there's hats, ties, signed bibles that a guest can leave with
new year new me :)
January 1, 2026 at 8:18 PM
new year new me :)
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO HORSES! IT IS HORSE BIRTHDAY! HORSE!!!!!
January 1, 2026 at 1:30 PM
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO HORSES! IT IS HORSE BIRTHDAY! HORSE!!!!!
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society becoming illiterate is a classic one
i dunno, we don't need a device that does everything, it's boring
i dunno, we don't need a device that does everything, it's boring
December 29, 2025 at 3:47 AM
society becoming illiterate is a classic one
i dunno, we don't need a device that does everything, it's boring
i dunno, we don't need a device that does everything, it's boring
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i am probably the worst one to ask that question since i am completely mono
so like, if any poly or open peeps can answer that
so like, if any poly or open peeps can answer that
December 29, 2025 at 3:49 AM
i am probably the worst one to ask that question since i am completely mono
so like, if any poly or open peeps can answer that
so like, if any poly or open peeps can answer that
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sometimes it don't, but that's okay too
December 29, 2025 at 3:51 AM
sometimes it don't, but that's okay too
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at the moment of writing your question, two thumbs
December 29, 2025 at 3:53 AM
at the moment of writing your question, two thumbs
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i am at "installing new vegas and spending hours to mod it" stage
i am doing so great right now
i am doing so great right now
December 29, 2025 at 6:01 PM
i am at "installing new vegas and spending hours to mod it" stage
i am doing so great right now
i am doing so great right now
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in this town there lived an outlaw by the name of tranny red
🎶
many men had tried to take her and that many men were dead
🎵
she was vicious and a killer though a youth of twenty four
and the notches on her dick numbered one and nineteen more
one and nineteen more
🎶
many men had tried to take her and that many men were dead
🎵
she was vicious and a killer though a youth of twenty four
and the notches on her dick numbered one and nineteen more
one and nineteen more
December 29, 2025 at 6:04 PM
in this town there lived an outlaw by the name of tranny red
🎶
many men had tried to take her and that many men were dead
🎵
she was vicious and a killer though a youth of twenty four
and the notches on her dick numbered one and nineteen more
one and nineteen more
🎶
many men had tried to take her and that many men were dead
🎵
she was vicious and a killer though a youth of twenty four
and the notches on her dick numbered one and nineteen more
one and nineteen more
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the dude that's training his fingers to be like a devil lance must give the finger banging of the century
December 29, 2025 at 6:58 PM
the dude that's training his fingers to be like a devil lance must give the finger banging of the century
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hi, i am raven
tomorrow, i am going to see my extended family
some, i didn't see for more than 5 years
welcome to jackass
tomorrow, i am going to see my extended family
some, i didn't see for more than 5 years
welcome to jackass
December 30, 2025 at 12:08 AM
hi, i am raven
tomorrow, i am going to see my extended family
some, i didn't see for more than 5 years
welcome to jackass
tomorrow, i am going to see my extended family
some, i didn't see for more than 5 years
welcome to jackass
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i said to my brother
either it's going to be fine or you will get funny material for your stand up
brother: i will never laugh at a situation like this
poor brother, he never saw converting trauma into good posts
either it's going to be fine or you will get funny material for your stand up
brother: i will never laugh at a situation like this
poor brother, he never saw converting trauma into good posts
hi, i am raven
tomorrow, i am going to see my extended family
some, i didn't see for more than 5 years
welcome to jackass
tomorrow, i am going to see my extended family
some, i didn't see for more than 5 years
welcome to jackass
December 30, 2025 at 1:46 AM
i said to my brother
either it's going to be fine or you will get funny material for your stand up
brother: i will never laugh at a situation like this
poor brother, he never saw converting trauma into good posts
either it's going to be fine or you will get funny material for your stand up
brother: i will never laugh at a situation like this
poor brother, he never saw converting trauma into good posts
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that must feel good for a buckussy
December 30, 2025 at 1:48 AM
that must feel good for a buckussy