junie sylvia 🌸
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junie sylvia 🌸
@juniperplexed.bsky.social
probably not the girl of your dreams but i'll wander through the background eating cereal sometimes

she/her
mdni 🔞
use alt text please :)

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https://ko-fi.com/juniperplexed
buenos días, dykes
November 15, 2025 at 6:54 PM
November 9, 2025 at 4:16 PM
gonna be an interesting month i guess
November 2, 2025 at 4:30 PM
you know what, fuck you *finals your girl*
November 1, 2025 at 2:32 AM
"i'm sorry ma'am but we can't allow you to bring vegetarians into the store with you"

oh it's okay she's certified as a
October 14, 2025 at 5:15 PM
why is my weather forecast lowkey giving saddam hussein hiding place
October 6, 2025 at 11:26 PM
SCORIGAMI WATCH
September 21, 2025 at 7:37 PM
apparently i can pull off a jumpsuit now :)
September 21, 2025 at 3:21 AM
my ass is
September 14, 2025 at 3:54 PM
idk why everyone's been getting their hopes up, if he was dead we'd have proof by now
August 31, 2025 at 3:28 AM
i gotta start wearing shorts to softball things more often
August 27, 2025 at 1:53 AM
bloody junie bloody junie bloody junie
August 21, 2025 at 10:49 PM
update:
August 21, 2025 at 9:03 PM
i think i found my perfect fit :)
August 9, 2025 at 11:46 PM
buenas tardes, dykes
August 7, 2025 at 10:57 PM
shockerrrrrrrr
August 4, 2025 at 7:59 PM
engagement bait post your lock screen
August 4, 2025 at 7:49 PM
happy girlfriend day to my incredible beautiful wonderful wife 🥰
August 1, 2025 at 8:16 PM
on today's episode of random thoughts that enter my brain and must be put into the world immediately:
July 31, 2025 at 4:48 AM
oops i got gayer again
July 25, 2025 at 4:26 PM
hmmm i wonder who she might be referring to 😇
July 20, 2025 at 6:36 PM
if you wanna be a girl then you probably already are one and you could see it for yourself much sooner than you think 😘

24 -> 28
July 8, 2025 at 8:43 PM
free my wife 😤😤😤
July 8, 2025 at 7:24 PM
i have been visited by french borat
July 7, 2025 at 5:52 PM
they may take my healthcare but they can never take my ungodly levels of v̶a̶n̶i̶t̶y̶ self-confidence
July 4, 2025 at 12:56 AM