junie sylvia 🌸
@juniperplexed.bsky.social
probably not the girl of your dreams but i'll wander through the background eating cereal sometimes
she/her
mdni 🔞
use alt text please :)
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https://ko-fi.com/juniperplexed
she/her
mdni 🔞
use alt text please :)
💖 @raven.gifts 💖
https://ko-fi.com/juniperplexed
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my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard and i'm like
get outta my yard
get outta my yard
sadgirl burger king time :)
November 17, 2025 at 1:16 AM
sadgirl burger king time :)
shoutout past junie for being considerate for once and refilling my water bottle before leaving so now that present me is back in my car i can start replenishing all the tears i've cried today
November 17, 2025 at 12:38 AM
shoutout past junie for being considerate for once and refilling my water bottle before leaving so now that present me is back in my car i can start replenishing all the tears i've cried today
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did you know that potatoes are 80% water
which means eating chips all day is healthy for you
also,
which means eating chips all day is healthy for you
also,
November 16, 2025 at 10:21 PM
did you know that potatoes are 80% water
which means eating chips all day is healthy for you
also,
which means eating chips all day is healthy for you
also,
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day 1 of trying deadlock:
- did they use the same physics engine for tf2? it feels that way
- i have no idea who to play
- i got completely stomped by a vampire lady and i feel like it's a lot of y'all dream
- did they use the same physics engine for tf2? it feels that way
- i have no idea who to play
- i got completely stomped by a vampire lady and i feel like it's a lot of y'all dream
November 16, 2025 at 11:31 PM
day 1 of trying deadlock:
- did they use the same physics engine for tf2? it feels that way
- i have no idea who to play
- i got completely stomped by a vampire lady and i feel like it's a lot of y'all dream
- did they use the same physics engine for tf2? it feels that way
- i have no idea who to play
- i got completely stomped by a vampire lady and i feel like it's a lot of y'all dream
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i am learning that american whippets
and canadian ones are different
if you see this on your shelf, highly recommend
and canadian ones are different
if you see this on your shelf, highly recommend
November 16, 2025 at 8:29 PM
i am learning that american whippets
and canadian ones are different
if you see this on your shelf, highly recommend
and canadian ones are different
if you see this on your shelf, highly recommend
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whippets save me, save me whippets
November 16, 2025 at 8:19 PM
whippets save me, save me whippets
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chat, give me all the girlypop songs, old or new
if i am going to survive the coming days, i need to drill songs in my head
if i am going to survive the coming days, i need to drill songs in my head
November 16, 2025 at 7:18 PM
chat, give me all the girlypop songs, old or new
if i am going to survive the coming days, i need to drill songs in my head
if i am going to survive the coming days, i need to drill songs in my head
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that week passed way too fast
she makes me feel at home.
one day, we will be together without time limits
she makes me feel at home.
one day, we will be together without time limits
November 16, 2025 at 7:16 PM
that week passed way too fast
she makes me feel at home.
one day, we will be together without time limits
she makes me feel at home.
one day, we will be together without time limits
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reset the clock, it happened again
November 16, 2025 at 4:27 PM
reset the clock, it happened again
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i gave one refresh and my wife already beat me in magic the gathering
and 5d chess
i will never lose again, after today
and 5d chess
i will never lose again, after today
November 16, 2025 at 1:36 AM
i gave one refresh and my wife already beat me in magic the gathering
and 5d chess
i will never lose again, after today
and 5d chess
i will never lose again, after today
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buenos días, dykes
November 15, 2025 at 6:54 PM
buenos días, dykes
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If anyone would care to help me out if a bind I would greatly appreciate it.
ko-fi.com/laufeyjardot...
ko-fi.com/laufeyjardot...
November 15, 2025 at 12:10 PM
If anyone would care to help me out if a bind I would greatly appreciate it.
ko-fi.com/laufeyjardot...
ko-fi.com/laufeyjardot...
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labeler being annoying, it's just a dumb video, there's no adult content
November 15, 2025 at 6:53 PM
labeler being annoying, it's just a dumb video, there's no adult content
buenos días, dykes
November 15, 2025 at 6:54 PM
buenos días, dykes
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another day at the office...
November 15, 2025 at 6:48 PM
another day at the office...
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i lost the bet in my fantasy football game against my wife... so... here's the post game interview...
(captions in the video)
(captions in the video)
November 15, 2025 at 1:56 AM
i lost the bet in my fantasy football game against my wife... so... here's the post game interview...
(captions in the video)
(captions in the video)
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today's my birthday
and what i want for my birthday is that y'all say something nice to someone. here or irl
see someone rocking a haircut? say it
someone left a positive mark on you?
say it
whatever it is, spread a bit of joy, it's fun
and what i want for my birthday is that y'all say something nice to someone. here or irl
see someone rocking a haircut? say it
someone left a positive mark on you?
say it
whatever it is, spread a bit of joy, it's fun
November 14, 2025 at 2:25 PM
today's my birthday
and what i want for my birthday is that y'all say something nice to someone. here or irl
see someone rocking a haircut? say it
someone left a positive mark on you?
say it
whatever it is, spread a bit of joy, it's fun
and what i want for my birthday is that y'all say something nice to someone. here or irl
see someone rocking a haircut? say it
someone left a positive mark on you?
say it
whatever it is, spread a bit of joy, it's fun
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fuck hashbrowns
marry tater tots
kill fries
marry tater tots
kill fries
November 14, 2025 at 6:38 PM
fuck hashbrowns
marry tater tots
kill fries
marry tater tots
kill fries
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a video game where they replaced every pain sound with the entirety of johnny cash's i hurt myself today song
November 14, 2025 at 6:35 PM
a video game where they replaced every pain sound with the entirety of johnny cash's i hurt myself today song
wowww you call yourself a flat earther but you still believe in mountains
elevation changes are a myth perpetuated by the government to justify the existence of hierarchies
the hills are lies
wake up sheeple
elevation changes are a myth perpetuated by the government to justify the existence of hierarchies
the hills are lies
wake up sheeple
November 14, 2025 at 6:26 PM
wowww you call yourself a flat earther but you still believe in mountains
elevation changes are a myth perpetuated by the government to justify the existence of hierarchies
the hills are lies
wake up sheeple
elevation changes are a myth perpetuated by the government to justify the existence of hierarchies
the hills are lies
wake up sheeple
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if you are wondering, my age is now
milf +1
milf +1
today's my birthday
and what i want for my birthday is that y'all say something nice to someone. here or irl
see someone rocking a haircut? say it
someone left a positive mark on you?
say it
whatever it is, spread a bit of joy, it's fun
and what i want for my birthday is that y'all say something nice to someone. here or irl
see someone rocking a haircut? say it
someone left a positive mark on you?
say it
whatever it is, spread a bit of joy, it's fun
November 14, 2025 at 2:56 PM
if you are wondering, my age is now
milf +1
milf +1
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trying to learn how to skate but getting distracted by my coach's cleavage and forget everything
it is me, i am the student
it is me, i am the student
November 13, 2025 at 9:57 PM
trying to learn how to skate but getting distracted by my coach's cleavage and forget everything
it is me, i am the student
it is me, i am the student