✨ Hypomanic Pixie Dream Girl ✨
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It was OK until I hit puberty and then everything went pear-shaped 🍐 | Vegan | 🩷💜💙 | Sad Blob Club | She/Her
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barista: can i take your name
james bond: the name's bond
barista: ok
james bond: james bond
barista: well i've written bond now
james bond: it's ok don't
barista: i can get a new cup
james bond: no it's fine
barista: it's not a problem
james bond: just go with bond
james bond: the name's bond
barista: ok
james bond: james bond
barista: well i've written bond now
james bond: it's ok don't
barista: i can get a new cup
james bond: no it's fine
barista: it's not a problem
james bond: just go with bond
November 11, 2025 at 3:49 PM
barista: can i take your name
james bond: the name's bond
barista: ok
james bond: james bond
barista: well i've written bond now
james bond: it's ok don't
barista: i can get a new cup
james bond: no it's fine
barista: it's not a problem
james bond: just go with bond
james bond: the name's bond
barista: ok
james bond: james bond
barista: well i've written bond now
james bond: it's ok don't
barista: i can get a new cup
james bond: no it's fine
barista: it's not a problem
james bond: just go with bond
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This is on sale at Walmart.
I doubt it's in the store but online you could purchase this.
These people will profit off of racism, in a heartbeat .
Tell me again how great capitalism is 🤯
I doubt it's in the store but online you could purchase this.
These people will profit off of racism, in a heartbeat .
Tell me again how great capitalism is 🤯
November 11, 2025 at 4:34 PM
This is on sale at Walmart.
I doubt it's in the store but online you could purchase this.
These people will profit off of racism, in a heartbeat .
Tell me again how great capitalism is 🤯
I doubt it's in the store but online you could purchase this.
These people will profit off of racism, in a heartbeat .
Tell me again how great capitalism is 🤯
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Media: it's really bad how young men don't read anymore
Also media: Lol look at these dickheads READING in PUBLIC
Also media: Lol look at these dickheads READING in PUBLIC
November 10, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Media: it's really bad how young men don't read anymore
Also media: Lol look at these dickheads READING in PUBLIC
Also media: Lol look at these dickheads READING in PUBLIC
Pussy Palace is the new Mojo Dojo Casa House.
November 10, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Pussy Palace is the new Mojo Dojo Casa House.
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Got these new trainers today but I can't get it out of my head that they look like fuckin DC Tosh Lines from The Bill
November 9, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Got these new trainers today but I can't get it out of my head that they look like fuckin DC Tosh Lines from The Bill
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I have a third cartoon in the current Private Eye.
I'm fully expecting to appear in Pedants Corner with this one.
I'm fully expecting to appear in Pedants Corner with this one.
October 22, 2025 at 10:44 AM
I have a third cartoon in the current Private Eye.
I'm fully expecting to appear in Pedants Corner with this one.
I'm fully expecting to appear in Pedants Corner with this one.
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Been listening to a Kate Mann audiobook all weekend and we’re now watching the Morse where he tells Lewis off for calling a woman hysterical. I’m also possibly-almost-definitely perimenopausal so I shall be setting fire to everything shortly.
October 12, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Been listening to a Kate Mann audiobook all weekend and we’re now watching the Morse where he tells Lewis off for calling a woman hysterical. I’m also possibly-almost-definitely perimenopausal so I shall be setting fire to everything shortly.
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From the new editor in chief of CBS News .... virgins!
October 2, 2025 at 8:33 PM
From the new editor in chief of CBS News .... virgins!
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We could be 5 to 10 years from toothpaste that can regrow tooth enamel.
The scales are beginning to tip in favor of Mars once sustaining life. We’ll potentially know for sure by 2040.
The blue macaw is up to 160 individuals from an all-time low of 7, and confirmed to be breeding in the wild.
The scales are beginning to tip in favor of Mars once sustaining life. We’ll potentially know for sure by 2040.
The blue macaw is up to 160 individuals from an all-time low of 7, and confirmed to be breeding in the wild.
Please give me an unironic list of things that have gotten better over the last ten years because I’m spiraling.
I’ll start: you can buy an enormous TV from Costco for like $100 bucks now.
I’ll start: you can buy an enormous TV from Costco for like $100 bucks now.
September 15, 2025 at 4:17 AM
We could be 5 to 10 years from toothpaste that can regrow tooth enamel.
The scales are beginning to tip in favor of Mars once sustaining life. We’ll potentially know for sure by 2040.
The blue macaw is up to 160 individuals from an all-time low of 7, and confirmed to be breeding in the wild.
The scales are beginning to tip in favor of Mars once sustaining life. We’ll potentially know for sure by 2040.
The blue macaw is up to 160 individuals from an all-time low of 7, and confirmed to be breeding in the wild.
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If you have to call every living president “Mr President”, even years after they are no longer president, I demand to be called “Mrs hot 25 year old”
September 14, 2025 at 12:59 PM
If you have to call every living president “Mr President”, even years after they are no longer president, I demand to be called “Mrs hot 25 year old”
I'm not going to elaborate further but I just want to say that I LOVE being bisexual. 🔥💖😌
September 12, 2025 at 1:36 PM
I'm not going to elaborate further but I just want to say that I LOVE being bisexual. 🔥💖😌
Not me overestimating my importance in other people's lives AGAIN. 🤦🏼♀️😅
August 31, 2025 at 12:40 PM
Not me overestimating my importance in other people's lives AGAIN. 🤦🏼♀️😅
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The divorces are going well x
August 30, 2025 at 10:38 AM
The divorces are going well x
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Protests against migrant hotels. Endless uproar about small boat arrivals. Keir Starmer’s ‘island of strangers’ speech. Here’s a reminder from @ZoeJardiniere.bsky.social of why a more humane approach to immigration is needed.
#PodSaveTheUK #Politics #UKPolitics #News #NishKumar #Immigration
#PodSaveTheUK #Politics #UKPolitics #News #NishKumar #Immigration
August 29, 2025 at 10:02 AM
Protests against migrant hotels. Endless uproar about small boat arrivals. Keir Starmer’s ‘island of strangers’ speech. Here’s a reminder from @ZoeJardiniere.bsky.social of why a more humane approach to immigration is needed.
#PodSaveTheUK #Politics #UKPolitics #News #NishKumar #Immigration
#PodSaveTheUK #Politics #UKPolitics #News #NishKumar #Immigration
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I'm sorry but I can't with that expression!
August 28, 2025 at 3:52 AM
I'm sorry but I can't with that expression!
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Slipped on three wet steps beside vending machine.
August 28, 2025 at 11:40 AM
Slipped on three wet steps beside vending machine.
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If you get married in England this is where you have to consummate it otherwise it doesn’t count and you’re killed for treason
Come on, man
August 27, 2025 at 3:52 PM
If you get married in England this is where you have to consummate it otherwise it doesn’t count and you’re killed for treason
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BREAKING: David Lammy says the famine in Gaza is "wholly preventable" and when he finds out who has been arming Israel and training their soldiers, he is gonna be having angry words with them x
August 22, 2025 at 6:07 PM
BREAKING: David Lammy says the famine in Gaza is "wholly preventable" and when he finds out who has been arming Israel and training their soldiers, he is gonna be having angry words with them x
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*most depressed I’ve ever been* Pepsi is fine.
August 13, 2025 at 1:55 PM
*most depressed I’ve ever been* Pepsi is fine.
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Ok here we go!:
KALEIDOSCOPE III £35 18cm x 12cm
KALEIDOSCOPE III £35 18cm x 12cm
August 11, 2025 at 12:30 PM
Ok here we go!:
KALEIDOSCOPE III £35 18cm x 12cm
KALEIDOSCOPE III £35 18cm x 12cm
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-> All my paintings are acrylic paint on canvas. Prices and dimensions are shared with each photo. They range in price from £35 for small ones up to £800 for very large ones! Thank you for reading if you've got this far 😊
Please reply or message me if you're interested in any of them. ->
Please reply or message me if you're interested in any of them. ->
August 11, 2025 at 12:30 PM
-> All my paintings are acrylic paint on canvas. Prices and dimensions are shared with each photo. They range in price from £35 for small ones up to £800 for very large ones! Thank you for reading if you've got this far 😊
Please reply or message me if you're interested in any of them. ->
Please reply or message me if you're interested in any of them. ->
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-> I would love for my paintings to find new homes and also to free up some space so I can create new ones!
Please feel free to share these posts and if you know anyone looking for some vibrant abstract art, send them my way! ->
Please feel free to share these posts and if you know anyone looking for some vibrant abstract art, send them my way! ->
August 11, 2025 at 12:26 PM
-> I would love for my paintings to find new homes and also to free up some space so I can create new ones!
Please feel free to share these posts and if you know anyone looking for some vibrant abstract art, send them my way! ->
Please feel free to share these posts and if you know anyone looking for some vibrant abstract art, send them my way! ->
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🧵->
🩷 My paintings for sale 🩷
As we didn't have a proper Open Studios weekend at the Arches this summer (due to ongoing building works nearby) and I usually sell a few paintings when it's on, I've decided to promote the paintings I have for sale on here...
🩷 My paintings for sale 🩷
As we didn't have a proper Open Studios weekend at the Arches this summer (due to ongoing building works nearby) and I usually sell a few paintings when it's on, I've decided to promote the paintings I have for sale on here...
August 11, 2025 at 12:23 PM
🧵->
🩷 My paintings for sale 🩷
As we didn't have a proper Open Studios weekend at the Arches this summer (due to ongoing building works nearby) and I usually sell a few paintings when it's on, I've decided to promote the paintings I have for sale on here...
🩷 My paintings for sale 🩷
As we didn't have a proper Open Studios weekend at the Arches this summer (due to ongoing building works nearby) and I usually sell a few paintings when it's on, I've decided to promote the paintings I have for sale on here...