BREAKING: Israel has bulldozed the UNRWA HQ in Jerusalem after uncovering undeniable evidence that it was providing humanitarian assistance to Palestinians x
January 20, 2026 at 4:59 PM
BREAKING: Israel has bulldozed the UNRWA HQ in Jerusalem after uncovering undeniable evidence that it was providing humanitarian assistance to Palestinians x
Who else is fucking thrilled that Palantir, the mass surveillance company that brags of killing its enemies, is getting our NHS records and there is nothing we can do about it? x
January 18, 2026 at 5:14 PM
Who else is fucking thrilled that Palantir, the mass surveillance company that brags of killing its enemies, is getting our NHS records and there is nothing we can do about it? x
BREAKING: Trump is now reluctant to use miliary force against Greenland. He will instead pressure Denmark and Greenland into submission, which is the same approach he used to acquire each of his wives x
January 18, 2026 at 11:59 AM
BREAKING: Trump is now reluctant to use miliary force against Greenland. He will instead pressure Denmark and Greenland into submission, which is the same approach he used to acquire each of his wives x
BREAKING: Israel is trying to shut down 20 Doctors Without Borders clinics in Gaza after receiving intelligence that they have been infiltrated by doctors 😳
January 18, 2026 at 10:38 AM
BREAKING: Israel is trying to shut down 20 Doctors Without Borders clinics in Gaza after receiving intelligence that they have been infiltrated by doctors 😳
BREAKING: Tony Blair has been appointed to the Gaza Board of Peace after Satan was unavailable and Genghis Khan said "no" because he thought it might be harmful to his reputation x
January 17, 2026 at 4:40 PM
BREAKING: Tony Blair has been appointed to the Gaza Board of Peace after Satan was unavailable and Genghis Khan said "no" because he thought it might be harmful to his reputation x
BREAKING: If you're an American who doesn't have healthcare, you will be delighted to hear your government has just pledged an extra $3.3 billion... to Israel x
January 17, 2026 at 11:56 AM
BREAKING: If you're an American who doesn't have healthcare, you will be delighted to hear your government has just pledged an extra $3.3 billion... to Israel x
This is huge! I’ve just received the Pulitzer Prize for journalism! Okay, technically I wasn’t awarded it, but I kept bullying the actual winner until they handed it over, and Trump tells me this counts! I’m so proud of me!
January 16, 2026 at 2:25 PM
This is huge! I’ve just received the Pulitzer Prize for journalism! Okay, technically I wasn’t awarded it, but I kept bullying the actual winner until they handed it over, and Trump tells me this counts! I’m so proud of me!
BREAKING: The greatest ever winner of the FIFA Peace Prize has now been awarded the Nobel Peace Prize after carrying out just 622 bombings in the past year x
January 16, 2026 at 10:12 AM
BREAKING: The greatest ever winner of the FIFA Peace Prize has now been awarded the Nobel Peace Prize after carrying out just 622 bombings in the past year x
Hugely exciting moment in Iran as women tear off their hijabs and head into the streets, waiting to be liberated by American bombs. "Hopefully, Iran can become the next Gaza!" they cry, clutching pictures of Donald Trump against their chests.
January 14, 2026 at 10:24 PM
Hugely exciting moment in Iran as women tear off their hijabs and head into the streets, waiting to be liberated by American bombs. "Hopefully, Iran can become the next Gaza!" they cry, clutching pictures of Donald Trump against their chests.