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BREAKING: Rap artist 50 Cent has fled New York after discovering that Mamdani's tax plans meant he would be downgraded to 49 Cent 😭
November 8, 2025 at 3:36 PM
BREAKING: Rap artist 50 Cent has fled New York after discovering that Mamdani's tax plans meant he would be downgraded to 49 Cent 😭
Britain is a democracy where we value free speech and freedom of the press, but if you dare question our national broadcaster (that you are legally required to pay for), we will sue you into oblivion ♥️
November 8, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Britain is a democracy where we value free speech and freedom of the press, but if you dare question our national broadcaster (that you are legally required to pay for), we will sue you into oblivion ♥️
I don't know about you, but if I was accused of being biased towards Israel, I would definitely hire a lawyer from UK Lawyers for Israel to prove that I am not biased towards Israel x
November 8, 2025 at 11:01 AM
I don't know about you, but if I was accused of being biased towards Israel, I would definitely hire a lawyer from UK Lawyers for Israel to prove that I am not biased towards Israel x
BREAKING: Rachel Reeves explains planned tax increases are in line with government's iron-clad commitment to u-turning on every manifesto promise x
November 8, 2025 at 10:42 AM
BREAKING: Rachel Reeves explains planned tax increases are in line with government's iron-clad commitment to u-turning on every manifesto promise x
BREAKING: The nonce formerly known as Prince Andrew has been cured of his inability to sweat after being summoned to US congress to explain his close friendship with Jeffrey Epstein 😰
November 6, 2025 at 8:29 PM
BREAKING: The nonce formerly known as Prince Andrew has been cured of his inability to sweat after being summoned to US congress to explain his close friendship with Jeffrey Epstein 😰
BREAKING: Sir Keir Starmer hires Andrew Cuomo as political adviser in bid to turn his political fortunes around 👀
November 6, 2025 at 5:43 PM
BREAKING: Sir Keir Starmer hires Andrew Cuomo as political adviser in bid to turn his political fortunes around 👀
BREAKING: Bridget Phillipson insists she has never even heard of Zorhan Mamdani. This is super-interesting because most British people have not heard of Bridget Phillipson (she's the one who borrowed Rachel Reeves' wig) x
November 6, 2025 at 3:04 PM
BREAKING: Bridget Phillipson insists she has never even heard of Zorhan Mamdani. This is super-interesting because most British people have not heard of Bridget Phillipson (she's the one who borrowed Rachel Reeves' wig) x
Zohran Mamdani carried out 9/11 when he was just 10 years old, and now he wants to introduce Shakira law in New York. It is a truly scary time x
November 6, 2025 at 11:42 AM
Zohran Mamdani carried out 9/11 when he was just 10 years old, and now he wants to introduce Shakira law in New York. It is a truly scary time x
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The Spectator are confused.
It's not going to be cost free.
Billionaires are going to pay more.
Join.greenparty.org.uk
It's not going to be cost free.
Billionaires are going to pay more.
Join.greenparty.org.uk
November 6, 2025 at 8:57 AM
The Spectator are confused.
It's not going to be cost free.
Billionaires are going to pay more.
Join.greenparty.org.uk
It's not going to be cost free.
Billionaires are going to pay more.
Join.greenparty.org.uk
Just so you know, six western journalists have been fired since September for attempting to hold Israel to account. Please understand, these sackings were necessary to preserve western values. Values such as free speech and freedom of the press x
November 6, 2025 at 9:58 AM
Just so you know, six western journalists have been fired since September for attempting to hold Israel to account. Please understand, these sackings were necessary to preserve western values. Values such as free speech and freedom of the press x
It's on pay-per-view 👀
November 5, 2025 at 11:53 AM
It's on pay-per-view 👀
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Does anyone take this lunatic seriously?
November 4, 2025 at 9:37 AM
Does anyone take this lunatic seriously?
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BREAKING: Maccabi Tel Aviv says it will not accept any away ticket allocation for its fans because the UK is so antisemitic that Israelis can't even chant "death to Arabs" and trash cities without the woke mob kicking up a fuss x
October 21, 2025 at 12:26 PM
BREAKING: Maccabi Tel Aviv says it will not accept any away ticket allocation for its fans because the UK is so antisemitic that Israelis can't even chant "death to Arabs" and trash cities without the woke mob kicking up a fuss x
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Our culture secretary is endangering our own people to protect Israeli football hooligans
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How much more evidence do we need that Israel is in charge?
If you hadn’t been paying attention to politics, you might have found it weird how the British government reacted to the ban of Maccabi Tel Aviv fans from the upcoming UEFA Super League match with Ast...
www.councilestatemedia.uk
October 21, 2025 at 10:31 AM
Our culture secretary is endangering our own people to protect Israeli football hooligans
www.councilestatemedia.uk/p/how-much-m...
www.councilestatemedia.uk/p/how-much-m...
Huge congratulations to Maria Corina Machado who has won the Nobel Imperialism Prize for steadfastly supporting Israel's genocide and calling on the US to invade her own country so she can be installed as puppet leader while Trump takes Venezuela's oil ♥️
October 10, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Huge congratulations to Maria Corina Machado who has won the Nobel Imperialism Prize for steadfastly supporting Israel's genocide and calling on the US to invade her own country so she can be installed as puppet leader while Trump takes Venezuela's oil ♥️
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I don't mean to upset you, but we might have a ceasefire on our hands x
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Panic in Israel as Hamas agrees to release all of the hostages
In a worrying turn of events, Hamas has agreed to release all remaining prisoners in accordance with Donald Trump’s peace proposal.
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October 4, 2025 at 10:39 AM
I don't mean to upset you, but we might have a ceasefire on our hands x
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18,457 children. Murdered by Israel.
Young lives cut short on an unimaginable scale: the 18,457 children on Gaza’s list of war dead
Every name on a list compiled by health authorities in Gaza of the child victims of Israel’s offensive
www.theguardian.com
October 8, 2025 at 1:02 PM
18,457 children. Murdered by Israel.