ellison hyde
@ellisonhyde.bsky.social
she/her. full of bones. also contains meat and various liquids, some of which are in tubes. the tubes have ADHD
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I just became aware of this incredibly relatable drawing by John Singer Sargent.
November 29, 2025 at 2:31 AM
I just became aware of this incredibly relatable drawing by John Singer Sargent.
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New pottery is now available! ✨✨
Some of the pieces pictured have since found homes, but there are still some friends available!
shop.lioninthetrees.com/collections/...
#art #pottery
Some of the pieces pictured have since found homes, but there are still some friends available!
shop.lioninthetrees.com/collections/...
#art #pottery
November 28, 2025 at 5:02 PM
New pottery is now available! ✨✨
Some of the pieces pictured have since found homes, but there are still some friends available!
shop.lioninthetrees.com/collections/...
#art #pottery
Some of the pieces pictured have since found homes, but there are still some friends available!
shop.lioninthetrees.com/collections/...
#art #pottery
how long do i need to sit with my feelings really. i mean how long are you supposed to do that before you get to just slap yourself in the head a lot and actually finish the laundry or something
November 29, 2025 at 3:06 AM
how long do i need to sit with my feelings really. i mean how long are you supposed to do that before you get to just slap yourself in the head a lot and actually finish the laundry or something
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I've heard from my friends in Churchill that the ice has arrived and the bears are finally heading out to break their over 150 day fast. (this photo is from a few weeks ago) Hudson Bay is still a long way from fully frozen, but at least they can get out and start hunting. #BearSeason2025 #Mammals 🌿
November 29, 2025 at 2:28 AM
I've heard from my friends in Churchill that the ice has arrived and the bears are finally heading out to break their over 150 day fast. (this photo is from a few weeks ago) Hudson Bay is still a long way from fully frozen, but at least they can get out and start hunting. #BearSeason2025 #Mammals 🌿
introduce yourself with 5 animals you've seen in the wild:
squirrels
bugs
sea krait
bluebirds
deer
squirrels
bugs
sea krait
bluebirds
deer
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you’ve seen in the wild:
Whale Shark
Nurse shark
Gray Whale
Octopus
Mountain lion
(Quite annoyed I’ve lived in the SGV for over a decade and STILL haven’t seen a wild bear🙄)
Whale Shark
Nurse shark
Gray Whale
Octopus
Mountain lion
(Quite annoyed I’ve lived in the SGV for over a decade and STILL haven’t seen a wild bear🙄)
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you’ve seen in the wild:
Giant Manta Ray
Big ol' sea turtle
Road runners
Wild horses
Monkeys
Giant Manta Ray
Big ol' sea turtle
Road runners
Wild horses
Monkeys
November 29, 2025 at 1:11 AM
introduce yourself with 5 animals you've seen in the wild:
squirrels
bugs
sea krait
bluebirds
deer
squirrels
bugs
sea krait
bluebirds
deer
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If you're a book-giver for the holidays (and I hope, for many reasons, that you are), my most recent title, ICEBOUND: SHIPWRECKED AT THE EDGE OF THE WORLD, is a wild true story of a Dutch expedition stranded north of Siberia in the time of Shakespeare. I went on 3 Arctic expeditions researching it.
November 28, 2025 at 8:33 PM
If you're a book-giver for the holidays (and I hope, for many reasons, that you are), my most recent title, ICEBOUND: SHIPWRECKED AT THE EDGE OF THE WORLD, is a wild true story of a Dutch expedition stranded north of Siberia in the time of Shakespeare. I went on 3 Arctic expeditions researching it.
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to diminish the humanities is to miss out on a lot of little guys. that’s no way to live.
Netsuke of a Rat Grasping a Soybean Pod, 19th century Japan
November 28, 2025 at 5:41 AM
to diminish the humanities is to miss out on a lot of little guys. that’s no way to live.
a thing i like to do is to seek comfort in actions that have a .04 percent chance of yielding any comfort at all and a 94 percent chance of significantly decreasing whatever comfort i do have, and completely ignore more reasonable possibilities until i am fucked
November 28, 2025 at 5:40 AM
a thing i like to do is to seek comfort in actions that have a .04 percent chance of yielding any comfort at all and a 94 percent chance of significantly decreasing whatever comfort i do have, and completely ignore more reasonable possibilities until i am fucked
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For those that don’t have TikTok:
But please PLEASE watch the original.
The comments alone are worth it
But please PLEASE watch the original.
The comments alone are worth it
November 28, 2025 at 3:55 AM
For those that don’t have TikTok:
But please PLEASE watch the original.
The comments alone are worth it
But please PLEASE watch the original.
The comments alone are worth it
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Post something random or you’ll have an awful December
November 27, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Post something random or you’ll have an awful December
for how many months is "i'm sad" a valid reason to have instacart bring me cheese
November 28, 2025 at 2:32 AM
for how many months is "i'm sad" a valid reason to have instacart bring me cheese
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Did I get stuck by the high tide on a sandbar when I left my family on the holiday to go birding “for a few hours”? Sure
Will it go down as one of the best moments of my life? Also yes
There are thousands of birds here, letting me lay among them. Like, Piping Plovers and Black Skimmers! Phone vid:
Will it go down as one of the best moments of my life? Also yes
There are thousands of birds here, letting me lay among them. Like, Piping Plovers and Black Skimmers! Phone vid:
November 27, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Did I get stuck by the high tide on a sandbar when I left my family on the holiday to go birding “for a few hours”? Sure
Will it go down as one of the best moments of my life? Also yes
There are thousands of birds here, letting me lay among them. Like, Piping Plovers and Black Skimmers! Phone vid:
Will it go down as one of the best moments of my life? Also yes
There are thousands of birds here, letting me lay among them. Like, Piping Plovers and Black Skimmers! Phone vid:
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(2025 📌)
Hadih! I'm Jay, and I'm an LGBTQ+ Wet'suwet'en artist who makes formline art! Here I share my artwork as well as hyperfixation ramblings and other stuff that catches my fancy! Hope you enjoy your stay!~
📧 [email protected]
www.jazzjosart.com
ko-fi.com/telekitnetic...
Hadih! I'm Jay, and I'm an LGBTQ+ Wet'suwet'en artist who makes formline art! Here I share my artwork as well as hyperfixation ramblings and other stuff that catches my fancy! Hope you enjoy your stay!~
📧 [email protected]
www.jazzjosart.com
ko-fi.com/telekitnetic...
September 28, 2025 at 2:35 PM
(2025 📌)
Hadih! I'm Jay, and I'm an LGBTQ+ Wet'suwet'en artist who makes formline art! Here I share my artwork as well as hyperfixation ramblings and other stuff that catches my fancy! Hope you enjoy your stay!~
📧 [email protected]
www.jazzjosart.com
ko-fi.com/telekitnetic...
Hadih! I'm Jay, and I'm an LGBTQ+ Wet'suwet'en artist who makes formline art! Here I share my artwork as well as hyperfixation ramblings and other stuff that catches my fancy! Hope you enjoy your stay!~
📧 [email protected]
www.jazzjosart.com
ko-fi.com/telekitnetic...
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@rifftrax.com is showing fun in balloonland RIGHT NOW on their youtube channel. if you haven’t experienced the absolute majesty that is this thanksgiving special, you need to drop everything and watch now.
youtu.be/u2Yb3_VL13c?...
youtu.be/u2Yb3_VL13c?...
FUN IN BALLOONLAND -- RiffTrax Thanksgiving Fun!
YouTube video by RiffTrax
youtu.be
November 27, 2025 at 5:05 PM
@rifftrax.com is showing fun in balloonland RIGHT NOW on their youtube channel. if you haven’t experienced the absolute majesty that is this thanksgiving special, you need to drop everything and watch now.
youtu.be/u2Yb3_VL13c?...
youtu.be/u2Yb3_VL13c?...
it galls me that I can only ever access the abstracts from The American Journal of Forensic Medicine and Pathology without paying huge amounts of money but what abstracts there are can be very juicy
November 27, 2025 at 2:48 PM
it galls me that I can only ever access the abstracts from The American Journal of Forensic Medicine and Pathology without paying huge amounts of money but what abstracts there are can be very juicy
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I once had a patient on inpatient psych who hoarded cranberry juice cups
And then dyed her bedsheets pink with them in the sink
And then wore them like a toga around the unit
She looked fucking fabulous
I hope she has a great Thanksgiving
And then dyed her bedsheets pink with them in the sink
And then wore them like a toga around the unit
She looked fucking fabulous
I hope she has a great Thanksgiving
November 27, 2024 at 8:38 PM
I once had a patient on inpatient psych who hoarded cranberry juice cups
And then dyed her bedsheets pink with them in the sink
And then wore them like a toga around the unit
She looked fucking fabulous
I hope she has a great Thanksgiving
And then dyed her bedsheets pink with them in the sink
And then wore them like a toga around the unit
She looked fucking fabulous
I hope she has a great Thanksgiving
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I don't live anywhere near a buc-ees, and i don't know anything about their politics, and frankly I don't think I'd like it if I did, but I really REALLY want to lay in the arms of their beaver statue.
November 26, 2025 at 8:35 PM
I don't live anywhere near a buc-ees, and i don't know anything about their politics, and frankly I don't think I'd like it if I did, but I really REALLY want to lay in the arms of their beaver statue.
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“When is next tshirt”
WHEN THE AGONY OF NOT MAKING TBE THING BECOMES THE AGONY OF MAKING THE THING, CHRISTOPHER
WHEN THE AGONY OF NOT MAKING TBE THING BECOMES THE AGONY OF MAKING THE THING, CHRISTOPHER
November 26, 2025 at 2:51 AM
“When is next tshirt”
WHEN THE AGONY OF NOT MAKING TBE THING BECOMES THE AGONY OF MAKING THE THING, CHRISTOPHER
WHEN THE AGONY OF NOT MAKING TBE THING BECOMES THE AGONY OF MAKING THE THING, CHRISTOPHER
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#TuesdayFeels: A skeleton, seated on his grave, awakes to the last trump on judgement day.
Etching by Martin after J. Gamelin, 1778/1779.
Etching by Martin after J. Gamelin, 1778/1779.
November 25, 2025 at 10:19 AM
#TuesdayFeels: A skeleton, seated on his grave, awakes to the last trump on judgement day.
Etching by Martin after J. Gamelin, 1778/1779.
Etching by Martin after J. Gamelin, 1778/1779.
Dreamt that Rob Lowe was running behind me yelling at me to “go back to archaeology”
November 25, 2025 at 11:18 AM
Dreamt that Rob Lowe was running behind me yelling at me to “go back to archaeology”
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for example:
I am in charge of executing Grandpa Sal’s stuffing recipe, a responsibility I inherited from my mother, who snatched it back from Uncle Pat after an incident in like 1987 where he went rogue and added orange juice & sunflower seeds, which she bitched about until the day she died
I am in charge of executing Grandpa Sal’s stuffing recipe, a responsibility I inherited from my mother, who snatched it back from Uncle Pat after an incident in like 1987 where he went rogue and added orange juice & sunflower seeds, which she bitched about until the day she died
November 24, 2025 at 11:39 PM
for example:
I am in charge of executing Grandpa Sal’s stuffing recipe, a responsibility I inherited from my mother, who snatched it back from Uncle Pat after an incident in like 1987 where he went rogue and added orange juice & sunflower seeds, which she bitched about until the day she died
I am in charge of executing Grandpa Sal’s stuffing recipe, a responsibility I inherited from my mother, who snatched it back from Uncle Pat after an incident in like 1987 where he went rogue and added orange juice & sunflower seeds, which she bitched about until the day she died
did you know that possible contributors to lower back pain include leaning over in weird positions to shave fur away from a dog's super infected hot spot while the dog tries to eat the stuff you shave off
November 25, 2025 at 1:25 AM
did you know that possible contributors to lower back pain include leaning over in weird positions to shave fur away from a dog's super infected hot spot while the dog tries to eat the stuff you shave off
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this reminds me that I love telling the story of the first time I went to Confession as a kid and very gravely told Father Harrington that I had picked the whole crust off the pie my mom had baked for guests that night and ate it because I was mad at her, which made him laugh so hard he cried
When I was a kid Ma was known for her desserts. Her Thanksgiving job was several pies, fruit and meat, all with homemade crust. One year her crusts were ruined in a baking accident and she had to use frozen store bought. Did 10-year-old me announce that fact to the whole family? I sure did.
November 24, 2025 at 11:48 PM
this reminds me that I love telling the story of the first time I went to Confession as a kid and very gravely told Father Harrington that I had picked the whole crust off the pie my mom had baked for guests that night and ate it because I was mad at her, which made him laugh so hard he cried