@eljaspero.bsky.social
Folk musician, fabricator, gamer, art handler, historian, museum insultant, lackey
Gonna be a LOUD night
January 26, 2026 at 3:19 AM
Gonna be a LOUD night
Pretty sure the maître d’ at this Italian restaurant is a @tomlommel.com character.
January 25, 2026 at 3:36 AM
Pretty sure the maître d’ at this Italian restaurant is a @tomlommel.com character.
Turnabout is fair play
Help Denmark Buy California – Because Why Not?
Buy it from Trump, the bigliest crowdfunding ever
denmarkification.com
January 23, 2026 at 5:29 PM
Turnabout is fair play
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democrats REALLY gotta stop neville chamberlaining this shit
January 22, 2026 at 12:01 AM
democrats REALLY gotta stop neville chamberlaining this shit
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Most Anticipated Movie of 2026 Just 90 Straight Minutes of ICE Slipping on Ice: tinyurl.com/3btmv2aw
January 13, 2026 at 5:36 AM
Most Anticipated Movie of 2026 Just 90 Straight Minutes of ICE Slipping on Ice: tinyurl.com/3btmv2aw
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“Lots of oil up there LOTS and we’re going to free it from the corrupt dictatorship that controls it now,” said President Trump.
January 6, 2026 at 1:59 AM
“Lots of oil up there LOTS and we’re going to free it from the corrupt dictatorship that controls it now,” said President Trump.
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Ha yeah, I'ma guess that the dipshit who thinks buying a $4k Larivee qualifies him to argue about how a capo works with the owner of the guitar shop, is also the guy dumb enough to have bought the Wankpanzer parked out front.
December 19, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Ha yeah, I'ma guess that the dipshit who thinks buying a $4k Larivee qualifies him to argue about how a capo works with the owner of the guitar shop, is also the guy dumb enough to have bought the Wankpanzer parked out front.
I mean yes but daaaang
Nation Just Kinda Assumed Pacific Northwest Always Lived in Giant Puddle Like That: tinyurl.com/bdh393s4
December 19, 2025 at 1:58 AM
I mean yes but daaaang
WOW this season sucks
December 15, 2025 at 4:53 AM
WOW this season sucks
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Frustrated Trump Struggling To Find Any Infrastructure Left In Indiana To Destroy https://theonion.com/frustrated-trump-struggling-to-find-any-infrastructure-left-in-indiana-to-destroy/
December 12, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Frustrated Trump Struggling To Find Any Infrastructure Left In Indiana To Destroy https://theonion.com/frustrated-trump-struggling-to-find-any-infrastructure-left-in-indiana-to-destroy/
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A dog who has never been pet before in his whole life (volume up for chittering teefs)
December 8, 2025 at 10:15 PM
A dog who has never been pet before in his whole life (volume up for chittering teefs)
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excited to award my kids the Burger King Peace Prize this weekend
December 5, 2025 at 6:14 PM
excited to award my kids the Burger King Peace Prize this weekend
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Some neighborhood hero installed this gorgeous hand-painted sign at the bus stop.
November 30, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Some neighborhood hero installed this gorgeous hand-painted sign at the bus stop.
@tomlommel.com @magpie.tips Can’t remember if you’ve picked something or still shopping
Two retired WA ferries are for sale. But beware of what you're buying
The decommissioned ferries have been sitting on the market unsold for more than a year.
www.seattletimes.com
November 28, 2025 at 8:14 PM
@tomlommel.com @magpie.tips Can’t remember if you’ve picked something or still shopping
There's leak, there's a leak, in the boiler room,
The poor, the lame, the blind!
Who are the ones that we kept in charge?
Killers, thieves, and lawyers.
God's away, God's away,
God's away on business,
Business.
The poor, the lame, the blind!
Who are the ones that we kept in charge?
Killers, thieves, and lawyers.
God's away, God's away,
God's away on business,
Business.
I'm a bitch
I'm a lover
I'm Summus Pontifex brother
I'm a sinner
I'm a saint
I do not feel ashamed
I'm a lover
I'm Summus Pontifex brother
I'm a sinner
I'm a saint
I do not feel ashamed
November 23, 2025 at 5:04 PM
There's leak, there's a leak, in the boiler room,
The poor, the lame, the blind!
Who are the ones that we kept in charge?
Killers, thieves, and lawyers.
God's away, God's away,
God's away on business,
Business.
The poor, the lame, the blind!
Who are the ones that we kept in charge?
Killers, thieves, and lawyers.
God's away, God's away,
God's away on business,
Business.
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Don't worry!
Geologists: Mount Rainier Will Not Erupt During Your Lifetime, with Possible Exception of Very End
Washington state geologists confirmed today that, according to their most recent research study, Mount Rainier definitely won’t erupt at any point during your lifetime, with the possible exception …
theneedling.com
November 20, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Don't worry!
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SCHUMER: Well, I—for one—am touched by this act of generosity. Perhaps one day, all of humanity will know the saying “Be welcoming of Greeks bearing gifts.”
Senator Schumer Votes to Let the Big Wooden Horse into Troy
“In the wake of votes by a handful of key Democrats, led by Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer, to pass a GOP-led continuing resolution funding f...
buff.ly
November 12, 2025 at 2:00 AM
SCHUMER: Well, I—for one—am touched by this act of generosity. Perhaps one day, all of humanity will know the saying “Be welcoming of Greeks bearing gifts.”
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50 years ago today.
November 10, 2025 at 4:03 PM
50 years ago today.
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‘End of SNAP Benefits Could Be Good for Business,’ Says Owner of Torch & Pitchfork Emporium: tinyurl.com/48mw8sr6
November 9, 2025 at 4:20 PM
‘End of SNAP Benefits Could Be Good for Business,’ Says Owner of Torch & Pitchfork Emporium: tinyurl.com/48mw8sr6
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And thou mayest aske thyself, 'How do Ich werke thys?'
And thou mayest aske thyself, 'Wher ys that large destrier?'
And thou mayest telle thyself, 'Thys nys not my beautiful castle!'
And thou mayest telle thyself, 'Thys nys not my swift goshawk!'
And thou mayest aske thyself, 'Wher ys that large destrier?'
And thou mayest telle thyself, 'Thys nys not my beautiful castle!'
And thou mayest telle thyself, 'Thys nys not my swift goshawk!'
November 8, 2025 at 2:36 AM
And thou mayest aske thyself, 'How do Ich werke thys?'
And thou mayest aske thyself, 'Wher ys that large destrier?'
And thou mayest telle thyself, 'Thys nys not my beautiful castle!'
And thou mayest telle thyself, 'Thys nys not my swift goshawk!'
And thou mayest aske thyself, 'Wher ys that large destrier?'
And thou mayest telle thyself, 'Thys nys not my beautiful castle!'
And thou mayest telle thyself, 'Thys nys not my swift goshawk!'
The Resistance has found its new weapon
MUSTARD AND ONIONS FOR EVERYBODY
BREAKING: JUSTICE DEPARTMENT EATS A LOSS IN 'SANDWICH GUY' CASE AS JURORS FIND DEFENDANT NOT GUILTY www.nbcnews.com/politics/jus...
November 7, 2025 at 1:38 AM
The Resistance has found its new weapon
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New awareness campaign
November 3, 2025 at 3:23 PM
New awareness campaign
Momma, whenever shall Pop-pop return from the base-balls game?
November 2, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Momma, whenever shall Pop-pop return from the base-balls game?