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I read a lot. Goal in life: to be a brain in a jar. Not quite there yet.
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Props to the lady giving an interview in her pink UFFDA hat and saying, "well, gosh, I've never had tear gas and flashbangs shot at me, but I'm happy to take it so my neighbors are safe."
January 15, 2026 at 3:01 AM
Mine is the Great Miami. Not all that far from my front door!
My favorite Twitter prompt was "RT this with your home river," so reskeet this with your home river.

Mine is the Patuxent.
January 13, 2026 at 9:43 AM
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Repost for the Popeye money sack of good luck
January 9, 2026 at 4:19 AM
One great thing about grocery delivery is that I can buy whatever I want and not see anyone judging me.
This place needs some Innocuous Discourse pronto. Quote this with a take that’s not political or aggressive
January 6, 2026 at 7:19 AM
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If you want to know who took all of your money, it's the people with all of the money. Famously, we know that's people working in child care.
January 2, 2026 at 8:53 PM
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this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier
January 3, 2026 at 10:57 PM
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John Roberts, December 31: Everything's cool. No problem with rule of law at all.
Donald Trump, January 3: Now watch this!
January 3, 2026 at 7:13 AM
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December 31, 2025 at 5:34 PM
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Here's hoping 2026 has better things in store for all of us!
January 1, 2026 at 4:09 AM
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One more pelican before I put my phone down down for the night.

Taken this morning. 🪶
December 28, 2025 at 5:25 AM
Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't nirvana, soundgarden, pearl jam, or alice in chains.
December 28, 2025 at 3:05 AM
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December 28, 2025 at 1:56 AM
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another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
December 27, 2025 at 5:27 PM
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he's not sorry
December 26, 2025 at 4:42 AM
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NYC Council approves JACK KIRBY WAY permanent street name
NYC Council approves JACK KIRBY WAY street
After much effort, the legendary comic creator gets a true NYC honor!
www.comicsbeat.com
December 19, 2025 at 10:01 PM
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if tumblr dies I need this video to make it's seasonal rotation here instead just in case, Happy holidays 🎄
December 18, 2025 at 2:05 AM
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Day 2102 #ArtKicksCovid19 "Blue Painting” (1924) Wassily Kandinsky. Guggenheim Museum, New York. Kandinsky was born on this day in 1866. This bold abstract composition uses sweeping lines, floating shapes and vivid blues to create a sense of energetic movement,
December 16, 2025 at 7:49 AM
Tag yourself, I am Don't think, bite!
Five clay guard-dog figurines from North Palace in Nineveh, in present-day Iraq. About 2,700 years old, just 7cm long (3 in), with inscriptions of their fierce given names ~ Loud is his bark / Biter of his foe / Catcher of the enemy / Expeller of evil / Don’t think, bite! (British Museum)
December 14, 2025 at 7:44 AM
I had a headache all day and nothing really touched it until the snow started. Sometimes it's not really fun being an aging bag of meat and stuff.
December 12, 2025 at 4:47 AM
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SKULL OF THOMAS AQUINAS: TAKE A LEFT NOW
PRIEST: No, the GPS says we have to keep going—
SKULL: I KNOW A SHORTCUT
PRIEST: Do you remember the last ti—
SKULL: FOR THOSE WITH FAITH, NO EVIDENCE IS NECESSARY; FOR THOSE WITHOUT IT, NO EVIDENCE WILL SUFFICE
'Skull of St. Thomas Aquinas being transported to Fossanova Abbey.'
Photograph by Daniel Ibanez
December 10, 2025 at 5:10 PM
I have 24 books checked out from the library and nothing to read.
December 11, 2025 at 4:41 AM
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Ryan Coogler explains why he declined the invitation to join the Academy www.nytimes.com/2025/12/10/m...
December 10, 2025 at 6:19 PM
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The Lemkin Institute for Genocide Prevention and Human Security said that Hillary Clinton sought to sweep aside young people’s moral opposition to genocide by incorrectly blaming social media and “propaganda.”

“Clinton’s recent remarks at the Israel Hayom Summit amount to outright genocide denial.”
Genocide Experts Slam Hillary Clinton for “Genocide Denial” in Gaza Remark
Clinton has come under fire for claiming young people only oppose the genocide due to social media “propaganda.”…
truthout.org
December 9, 2025 at 10:37 PM