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Queen of the divan, admiring Eddie's je ne sais quoi from my vantage point in the outer Inner North
Fighting the urge to tune into the #BBAU 24/7 live stream because that's a very slippery slope indeed. Surely no good can come from consuming that class A dopamine whenever I want.
November 9, 2025 at 10:21 AM
Fighting the urge to tune into the #BBAU 24/7 live stream because that's a very slippery slope indeed. Surely no good can come from consuming that class A dopamine whenever I want.
John Laws has died and the Mandela Effect strikes again - I think my brain thought he was already dead.
November 9, 2025 at 9:59 AM
John Laws has died and the Mandela Effect strikes again - I think my brain thought he was already dead.
The diary chair looks a bit like a hot dog. It's definitely hot dog-coded. Is this a clue that we are going to get an appearance from Simon "Hotdogs" Deering? We can only hope and pray, I guess #BBAU
November 9, 2025 at 9:41 AM
The diary chair looks a bit like a hot dog. It's definitely hot dog-coded. Is this a clue that we are going to get an appearance from Simon "Hotdogs" Deering? We can only hope and pray, I guess #BBAU
Channel 10 #BBAU 2000's v 2025 - changes I've noticed already: 1) Housemates now seem more open about "differences" eg We know about housemate's Tourette's, ADHD, non-heterosexuality and sleep eating; 2) BB asked who has never lived with housemates and half put up their hands.
November 9, 2025 at 9:32 AM
Channel 10 #BBAU 2000's v 2025 - changes I've noticed already: 1) Housemates now seem more open about "differences" eg We know about housemate's Tourette's, ADHD, non-heterosexuality and sleep eating; 2) BB asked who has never lived with housemates and half put up their hands.
#BBAU back at Dreamworld! Housemates going in live! A crowd of gronks screaming in the ampitheatre! All is right with the world. I feel so much nostalgia and comfort right now.
November 9, 2025 at 8:09 AM
#BBAU back at Dreamworld! Housemates going in live! A crowd of gronks screaming in the ampitheatre! All is right with the world. I feel so much nostalgia and comfort right now.
Still my favourite example of British Remembrance Madness from the glory days of 2016
Sun and Mail Online both take down stories claiming Jeremy Corbyn was 'dancing a jig' on way to Cenotaph - Press Gazette share.google/XdpV8MctggPy...
Sun and Mail Online both take down stories claiming Jeremy Corbyn was 'dancing a jig' on way to Cenotaph - Press Gazette share.google/XdpV8MctggPy...
Sun and Mail Online both take down stories claiming Jeremy Corbyn was 'dancing a jig' on way to Cenotaph
The Sun and Mail Online have both taken down online stories which suggested Labour leader Jeremy Corbyn was “dancing a jig” on his way to the Cenotaph on Rembrance Sunday. The Mail Online story was he...
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November 9, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Still my favourite example of British Remembrance Madness from the glory days of 2016
Sun and Mail Online both take down stories claiming Jeremy Corbyn was 'dancing a jig' on way to Cenotaph - Press Gazette share.google/XdpV8MctggPy...
Sun and Mail Online both take down stories claiming Jeremy Corbyn was 'dancing a jig' on way to Cenotaph - Press Gazette share.google/XdpV8MctggPy...
Ads: Big Brother, back to its classic 2000s format, on 6 nights per week
Me: clears diary
Just think of all the gronks and cookers and incels we don't know yet! I can't wait to be introduced to them tomorrow night.
Me: clears diary
Just think of all the gronks and cookers and incels we don't know yet! I can't wait to be introduced to them tomorrow night.
November 8, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Ads: Big Brother, back to its classic 2000s format, on 6 nights per week
Me: clears diary
Just think of all the gronks and cookers and incels we don't know yet! I can't wait to be introduced to them tomorrow night.
Me: clears diary
Just think of all the gronks and cookers and incels we don't know yet! I can't wait to be introduced to them tomorrow night.
I got so invested in Celebrity Traitors UK that I had to stay off Bluesky for nearly two days to avoid spoilers in the final. It was rough but I got through unscathed and have now watched it, and without a doubt it is the best Traitors series ever. (Second best Traitors series is NZ season 1).
November 8, 2025 at 1:40 PM
I got so invested in Celebrity Traitors UK that I had to stay off Bluesky for nearly two days to avoid spoilers in the final. It was rough but I got through unscathed and have now watched it, and without a doubt it is the best Traitors series ever. (Second best Traitors series is NZ season 1).
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Imagine being the kind of dumb cunt that thinks a bridge over some inlet tops this.
November 8, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Imagine being the kind of dumb cunt that thinks a bridge over some inlet tops this.
Damn straight. I have no time for centrist criticisms of Trump that are basically "he's orange and he's bad" like he's a cartoon villain, and once he's gone all will be ok again. Trump is not a one-off - he's part of a fucked system that needs to be destroyed.
The part of Mamdani's speech that I found most exciting was "you dismantle the conditions that allowed him to gain power. That's how we stop Trump — and the next one."
We need popular political figures to point out that Trump is not an anomaly and there are plenty more to take his place.
We need popular political figures to point out that Trump is not an anomaly and there are plenty more to take his place.
November 6, 2025 at 11:53 AM
Damn straight. I have no time for centrist criticisms of Trump that are basically "he's orange and he's bad" like he's a cartoon villain, and once he's gone all will be ok again. Trump is not a one-off - he's part of a fucked system that needs to be destroyed.
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The part of Mamdani's speech that I found most exciting was "you dismantle the conditions that allowed him to gain power. That's how we stop Trump — and the next one."
We need popular political figures to point out that Trump is not an anomaly and there are plenty more to take his place.
We need popular political figures to point out that Trump is not an anomaly and there are plenty more to take his place.
November 6, 2025 at 7:32 AM
The part of Mamdani's speech that I found most exciting was "you dismantle the conditions that allowed him to gain power. That's how we stop Trump — and the next one."
We need popular political figures to point out that Trump is not an anomaly and there are plenty more to take his place.
We need popular political figures to point out that Trump is not an anomaly and there are plenty more to take his place.
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I’ve just seen a narrowboat that looks like it’s entirely crewed by cats, and it’s not even 10am
November 6, 2025 at 9:58 AM
I’ve just seen a narrowboat that looks like it’s entirely crewed by cats, and it’s not even 10am
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Wes would’ve led a campaign against Zohran, if it was in the UK!
SIT DOWN!
SIT DOWN!
November 5, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Wes would’ve led a campaign against Zohran, if it was in the UK!
SIT DOWN!
SIT DOWN!
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Thank u so much vote Cuomo plz
November 5, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Thank u so much vote Cuomo plz
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Yes please!
Though there's still a few years left until our next General Election, the Green Party renaissance will give Sir Keir some food for thought...
November 5, 2025 at 6:54 AM
Yes please!
Sorry to be a bad feminist but fuck me, the barnets on these Labour right women. There's a metaphor in there somewhere about over-styling, rigidity, hot air, etc... In the words of the great Elaine Benes: "You know, you might wanna do something about that hair."
November 5, 2025 at 12:31 PM
Sorry to be a bad feminist but fuck me, the barnets on these Labour right women. There's a metaphor in there somewhere about over-styling, rigidity, hot air, etc... In the words of the great Elaine Benes: "You know, you might wanna do something about that hair."
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Lmao they were queuing up to kiss a dead Nazi podcaster's arse a few weeks ago and no fucker here knew who Charlie Kirk was
November 5, 2025 at 10:52 AM
Lmao they were queuing up to kiss a dead Nazi podcaster's arse a few weeks ago and no fucker here knew who Charlie Kirk was
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Still can't wrap my head around the fact that internationally renowned activist Greta Thunberg said she was tortured and sexually humiliated by Israeli soldiers when she was abducted for trying to bring aid to starving civilians and the world just shrugged and moved on.
November 4, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Still can't wrap my head around the fact that internationally renowned activist Greta Thunberg said she was tortured and sexually humiliated by Israeli soldiers when she was abducted for trying to bring aid to starving civilians and the world just shrugged and moved on.
It's a great night to be a democratic socialist ✊🌹😍 I can't wait to see what Mamdani does as NY mayor. We really need hope stories that show that socialism is our future.
November 5, 2025 at 10:35 AM
It's a great night to be a democratic socialist ✊🌹😍 I can't wait to see what Mamdani does as NY mayor. We really need hope stories that show that socialism is our future.
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WOW. 81% of women 18-29 voted for Mamdani, 80% for Sherril, and 78% for Spanberger.
Gen Z women aren't playing around.
Gen Z women aren't playing around.
November 5, 2025 at 4:07 AM
WOW. 81% of women 18-29 voted for Mamdani, 80% for Sherril, and 78% for Spanberger.
Gen Z women aren't playing around.
Gen Z women aren't playing around.
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We see something similar in the UK.
Most benefits go to people IN WORK.
Because there are not enough properly paid jobs.
Rather than insisting employers pay decent wages, governments use taxpayers’ money to subsidise employers who don’t.
Welfare was not meant to support employers.
This is wrong
Most benefits go to people IN WORK.
Because there are not enough properly paid jobs.
Rather than insisting employers pay decent wages, governments use taxpayers’ money to subsidise employers who don’t.
Welfare was not meant to support employers.
This is wrong
The fact a *single* Amazon full-time employee requires SNAP benefits should be a crime. The fact Amazon is the largest employer of SNAP recipients is a disgrace. Jeff Bezos shouldnt be that rich; he should be in jail.
November 4, 2025 at 9:36 AM
We see something similar in the UK.
Most benefits go to people IN WORK.
Because there are not enough properly paid jobs.
Rather than insisting employers pay decent wages, governments use taxpayers’ money to subsidise employers who don’t.
Welfare was not meant to support employers.
This is wrong
Most benefits go to people IN WORK.
Because there are not enough properly paid jobs.
Rather than insisting employers pay decent wages, governments use taxpayers’ money to subsidise employers who don’t.
Welfare was not meant to support employers.
This is wrong
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The fact a *single* Amazon full-time employee requires SNAP benefits should be a crime. The fact Amazon is the largest employer of SNAP recipients is a disgrace. Jeff Bezos shouldnt be that rich; he should be in jail.
November 3, 2025 at 4:01 PM
The fact a *single* Amazon full-time employee requires SNAP benefits should be a crime. The fact Amazon is the largest employer of SNAP recipients is a disgrace. Jeff Bezos shouldnt be that rich; he should be in jail.
Gonzo never misses 😻
Poast an birb apnnouncing Dick Cheney is ded
November 4, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Gonzo never misses 😻
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It will be very funny if nobody gets banned for insulting one of the main architects of modern conservatism when dozens of people did for defaming America's 38th most popular podcaster. It'll really show where postmodern conservatism is at as a movement.
Are we all going to be banned for being happy Cheney is dead too?
November 4, 2025 at 12:17 PM
It will be very funny if nobody gets banned for insulting one of the main architects of modern conservatism when dozens of people did for defaming America's 38th most popular podcaster. It'll really show where postmodern conservatism is at as a movement.