Chris
@chrisworcs.bsky.social
I just told Miss Blanche: I'm going downtown to see a man about jury duty
He/him 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🇵🇸
He/him 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🇵🇸
Pinned
Can't find the trifle dish I bought for work in the charity shop to borrow so now I have to try and find another one in a charity shop. And there are usually dozens but now I want one there'll be none
December 1, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Can't find the trifle dish I bought for work in the charity shop to borrow so now I have to try and find another one in a charity shop. And there are usually dozens but now I want one there'll be none
I genuinely believe they should be too afraid to leave their fortified mansions. They should be actually terrified to be seen in public
I want the rich to be scared. Not 'scared about being taxed' I want them properly scared.
December 1, 2025 at 11:04 AM
I genuinely believe they should be too afraid to leave their fortified mansions. They should be actually terrified to be seen in public
Last Christmas
Young Guns
I'm Your Man
I Want Your Sex
Faith
This changes on a daily basis. I'm thoroughly Wham!/GM pilled
Young Guns
I'm Your Man
I Want Your Sex
Faith
This changes on a daily basis. I'm thoroughly Wham!/GM pilled
In this strongly pro-George Michael space, tell me, what are your Top 5 Wham!/George tracks
December 1, 2025 at 11:02 AM
Last Christmas
Young Guns
I'm Your Man
I Want Your Sex
Faith
This changes on a daily basis. I'm thoroughly Wham!/GM pilled
Young Guns
I'm Your Man
I Want Your Sex
Faith
This changes on a daily basis. I'm thoroughly Wham!/GM pilled
Last Christmas by Wham! is the ultimate Christmas banger. Only pathetic losers try and avoid it
December 1, 2025 at 10:59 AM
Last Christmas by Wham! is the ultimate Christmas banger. Only pathetic losers try and avoid it
Got all the decorations out lxds
November 30, 2025 at 1:29 PM
Got all the decorations out lxds
And also I used to think it terribly gauche to put the tree up before mid December at the very earliest and nowadays I can quite happily put it in November lol
I have mellowed so much in recent years. I've been hearing Christmas songs, seeing decorations and shite in shops for weeks and I just...don't care? In fact I'm kind of enjoying it?
November 30, 2025 at 10:44 AM
And also I used to think it terribly gauche to put the tree up before mid December at the very earliest and nowadays I can quite happily put it in November lol
I have mellowed so much in recent years. I've been hearing Christmas songs, seeing decorations and shite in shops for weeks and I just...don't care? In fact I'm kind of enjoying it?
November 30, 2025 at 10:16 AM
I have mellowed so much in recent years. I've been hearing Christmas songs, seeing decorations and shite in shops for weeks and I just...don't care? In fact I'm kind of enjoying it?
Slipped on a fallen down sign in town and went arse over tit. I'm not happy about it
November 29, 2025 at 12:14 PM
Slipped on a fallen down sign in town and went arse over tit. I'm not happy about it
Reposted by Chris
Fenton! Jesus Christ FENTON!
February 28, 2025 at 10:02 AM
Fenton! Jesus Christ FENTON!
Reposted by Chris
If stories like this don't completely radicalise you against the very structure of our immigration system you're a fucking monster tbh
Shabana Mahmood said this month that her migration policies are a "moral mission".
Where is the morality in blocking an eight-year-old girl made destitute by a Hurricane from coming to the UK to join her parents?
www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
Where is the morality in blocking an eight-year-old girl made destitute by a Hurricane from coming to the UK to join her parents?
www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
UK rejects visa for girl left destitute in Jamaica by Hurricane Melissa
Lati-Yana Brown’s parents had asked for application to be expedited so she could join them in UK after house ruined
www.theguardian.com
November 28, 2025 at 12:05 PM
If stories like this don't completely radicalise you against the very structure of our immigration system you're a fucking monster tbh
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Well I wasn't banned and now look what happened
November 27, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Well I wasn't banned and now look what happened
Well I wasn't banned and now look what happened
November 27, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Well I wasn't banned and now look what happened
Narrator: they could, in fact, just sell up and move
November 27, 2025 at 1:13 PM
Narrator: they could, in fact, just sell up and move
I had the Wendy house and the three wheeler scooter 🥰
1980: Toys from Argos
(+Eagle "Dodger" Fun Bike; Eagle "Seeker" 20" Fun Bike; Ampatoys "Leopard" De Luxe Go-Kart; Pines "Moto Police" Trike; Eagle 20" Folding Cycle; Combex "RAC" Motorcycle and Sidecar; Raleigh "Scrambla" Cycle; Raleigh "Chippy" Cycle; Eagle Cycle, and more)
(+Eagle "Dodger" Fun Bike; Eagle "Seeker" 20" Fun Bike; Ampatoys "Leopard" De Luxe Go-Kart; Pines "Moto Police" Trike; Eagle 20" Folding Cycle; Combex "RAC" Motorcycle and Sidecar; Raleigh "Scrambla" Cycle; Raleigh "Chippy" Cycle; Eagle Cycle, and more)
November 27, 2025 at 1:10 PM
I had the Wendy house and the three wheeler scooter 🥰
Ah gee Mr Gable. I don't wanna bother ya. I guess you get a lot of girls tell you the same thing...
November 27, 2025 at 11:21 AM
Ah gee Mr Gable. I don't wanna bother ya. I guess you get a lot of girls tell you the same thing...
(It's from last Christmas. I figured I better eat it before it's Christmas again)
I'm literally having Christmas pudding. Fuck Rachel Reeves
November 26, 2025 at 8:28 PM
(It's from last Christmas. I figured I better eat it before it's Christmas again)
I'm literally having Christmas pudding. Fuck Rachel Reeves
November 26, 2025 at 8:20 PM
I'm literally having Christmas pudding. Fuck Rachel Reeves
Because they'll be paying your extremely generous pension
On a simplistic level why should I subsidize your kids, but Reeves did well pointing out that circumstances change and its not about "I want x amount of kids and not pay for them myself". However there should be a cap of 4?, or an income threshold; the taxpayer isn't a bottomless money pit.
November 26, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Because they'll be paying your extremely generous pension
Peter Thiel needs locking up (that's as far as I dare go without losing my account)
November 26, 2025 at 12:52 PM
Peter Thiel needs locking up (that's as far as I dare go without losing my account)
Fucking hell what a clown show
November 26, 2025 at 12:50 PM
Fucking hell what a clown show
I'm starting to think I might never be best friends with Debbie Harry, you know
November 25, 2025 at 5:00 PM
I'm starting to think I might never be best friends with Debbie Harry, you know
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Being rancid to service staff
12. What is a common behavior you see in public that immediately tells you everything you need to know about a person?
November 25, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Being rancid to service staff
Marriage
Friend
Penis
🤔
Friend
Penis
🤔
WINE
PUSSY
MONEY
I don't even like wine!
PUSSY
MONEY
I don't even like wine!
the first 3 words you see will define your 2026
Marriage
Beach
Ass
I'm not mad at that lol
Marriage
Beach
Ass
I'm not mad at that lol
November 25, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Marriage
Friend
Penis
🤔
Friend
Penis
🤔
I blocked that fraud many years ago. Does she still giggle with her columnist mates about their "Uncle Rupert"?
“I can no longer post content on this internet platform, filled as it is with malicious far right cranks spreading lunatic misinformation and relentlessly inciting hate and fear” - Me, at the Times website
November 25, 2025 at 10:42 AM
I blocked that fraud many years ago. Does she still giggle with her columnist mates about their "Uncle Rupert"?