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Christophermas
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I just told Miss Blanche: I'm going downtown to see a man about jury duty
He/him 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇵🇸
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My cats as famous memes:
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As a kid in the 80s all I knew about HIV and AIDS was that I was probably going to end up very lonely or dead. I was terrified. To think now that it could be practically eradicated within my lifetime is mind boggling. The fight must continue
December 1, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Here they are. Magnificent
December 1, 2025 at 7:39 PM
That makes me sound like a spoilt brat but they were like four quid lmao
Found two, one plain with matching wee bowls and one fancy cut glass like Grandma Betty would have used when I was a bairn. My dad bought me both 🥰
Can't find the trifle dish I bought for work in the charity shop to borrow so now I have to try and find another one in a charity shop. And there are usually dozens but now I want one there'll be none
December 1, 2025 at 7:32 PM
I've listened to Last Christmas four times today already
December 1, 2025 at 7:28 PM
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Last Christmas by Wham! is the ultimate Christmas banger. Only pathetic losers try and avoid it
December 1, 2025 at 10:59 AM
Found two, one plain with matching wee bowls and one fancy cut glass like Grandma Betty would have used when I was a bairn. My dad bought me both 🥰
Can't find the trifle dish I bought for work in the charity shop to borrow so now I have to try and find another one in a charity shop. And there are usually dozens but now I want one there'll be none
December 1, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Choosing next year's calendar, one of my favourite Christmas activities 🙏
December 1, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Can't find the trifle dish I bought for work in the charity shop to borrow so now I have to try and find another one in a charity shop. And there are usually dozens but now I want one there'll be none
December 1, 2025 at 2:42 PM
I genuinely believe they should be too afraid to leave their fortified mansions. They should be actually terrified to be seen in public
I want the rich to be scared. Not 'scared about being taxed' I want them properly scared.
December 1, 2025 at 11:04 AM
Last Christmas
Young Guns
I'm Your Man
I Want Your Sex
Faith

This changes on a daily basis. I'm thoroughly Wham!/GM pilled
In this strongly pro-George Michael space, tell me, what are your Top 5 Wham!/George tracks
December 1, 2025 at 11:02 AM
Last Christmas by Wham! is the ultimate Christmas banger. Only pathetic losers try and avoid it
December 1, 2025 at 10:59 AM
Got all the decorations out lxds
November 30, 2025 at 1:29 PM
And also I used to think it terribly gauche to put the tree up before mid December at the very earliest and nowadays I can quite happily put it in November lol
I have mellowed so much in recent years. I've been hearing Christmas songs, seeing decorations and shite in shops for weeks and I just...don't care? In fact I'm kind of enjoying it?
November 30, 2025 at 10:44 AM
I have mellowed so much in recent years. I've been hearing Christmas songs, seeing decorations and shite in shops for weeks and I just...don't care? In fact I'm kind of enjoying it?
November 30, 2025 at 10:16 AM
Slipped on a fallen down sign in town and went arse over tit. I'm not happy about it
November 29, 2025 at 12:14 PM
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Fenton! Jesus Christ FENTON!
February 28, 2025 at 10:02 AM
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If stories like this don't completely radicalise you against the very structure of our immigration system you're a fucking monster tbh
Shabana Mahmood said this month that her migration policies are a "moral mission".

Where is the morality in blocking an eight-year-old girl made destitute by a Hurricane from coming to the UK to join her parents?

www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
UK rejects visa for girl left destitute in Jamaica by Hurricane Melissa
Lati-Yana Brown’s parents had asked for application to be expedited so she could join them in UK after house ruined
www.theguardian.com
November 28, 2025 at 12:05 PM
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Well I wasn't banned and now look what happened
November 27, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Well I wasn't banned and now look what happened
November 27, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Narrator: they could, in fact, just sell up and move
Mumsnet is already on the case.
November 27, 2025 at 1:13 PM
I had the Wendy house and the three wheeler scooter 🥰
1980: Toys from Argos

(+Eagle "Dodger" Fun Bike; Eagle "Seeker" 20" Fun Bike; Ampatoys "Leopard" De Luxe Go-Kart; Pines "Moto Police" Trike; Eagle 20" Folding Cycle; Combex "RAC" Motorcycle and Sidecar; Raleigh "Scrambla" Cycle; Raleigh "Chippy" Cycle; Eagle Cycle, and more)
November 27, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Ah gee Mr Gable. I don't wanna bother ya. I guess you get a lot of girls tell you the same thing...
November 27, 2025 at 11:21 AM
(It's from last Christmas. I figured I better eat it before it's Christmas again)
I'm literally having Christmas pudding. Fuck Rachel Reeves
November 26, 2025 at 8:28 PM
I'm literally having Christmas pudding. Fuck Rachel Reeves
November 26, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Because they'll be paying your extremely generous pension
On a simplistic level why should I subsidize your kids, but Reeves did well pointing out that circumstances change and its not about "I want x amount of kids and not pay for them myself". However there should be a cap of 4?, or an income threshold; the taxpayer isn't a bottomless money pit.
November 26, 2025 at 4:03 PM