Ed
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COW TOOLS COW TOOLS COW TOOLS
Back-scratching bovine leads scientists to reassess intelligence of cows
Brown Swiss in Austria has been discovered using tools in multiple ways – something only ever seen in humans and chimpanzees
www.theguardian.com
January 19, 2026 at 4:06 PM
COW TOOLS COW TOOLS COW TOOLS
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hey train perverts wanna see the shinkansen cloaca
January 17, 2026 at 6:13 PM
hey train perverts wanna see the shinkansen cloaca
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"no spaces are allowed in the card number"
fuck you—how about instead of making your sweng applicants balance a red-black tree on a whiteboard you make sure they know about trimming whitespace
fuck you—how about instead of making your sweng applicants balance a red-black tree on a whiteboard you make sure they know about trimming whitespace
January 18, 2026 at 10:53 AM
"no spaces are allowed in the card number"
fuck you—how about instead of making your sweng applicants balance a red-black tree on a whiteboard you make sure they know about trimming whitespace
fuck you—how about instead of making your sweng applicants balance a red-black tree on a whiteboard you make sure they know about trimming whitespace
Pulled flying-pig Banh Mi
January 18, 2026 at 3:49 PM
Pulled flying-pig Banh Mi
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so we've got slop code/art/etc now but when are we getting wet and messy code/art/etc
January 17, 2026 at 12:32 AM
so we've got slop code/art/etc now but when are we getting wet and messy code/art/etc
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This is especially pathetic because I had a whole groupchat hitting themselves over the head with hammers in a respectful way because of this image yesterday
The company that had to shut down 400 stores this month thinks incelposting is going to to bring customers back
January 16, 2026 at 2:12 PM
This is especially pathetic because I had a whole groupchat hitting themselves over the head with hammers in a respectful way because of this image yesterday
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I can't trust politicians who are anti-trans. Not because I'm "only searching for perfection" which is what centrists will be accusing me of for the rest of my life, it's because if you're not pro-trans you'll be garbage on lots of other issues too. Being anti-trans NEVER exists in a vacuum.
January 17, 2026 at 9:42 AM
I can't trust politicians who are anti-trans. Not because I'm "only searching for perfection" which is what centrists will be accusing me of for the rest of my life, it's because if you're not pro-trans you'll be garbage on lots of other issues too. Being anti-trans NEVER exists in a vacuum.
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pretty sure he meant the other thing, grok, but very cool that those are your two things
January 16, 2026 at 4:55 PM
pretty sure he meant the other thing, grok, but very cool that those are your two things
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"There's a trend on Instagram where people post photos of themselves from 2016 but too bad I wasn't born yet then"
January 16, 2026 at 6:01 PM
"There's a trend on Instagram where people post photos of themselves from 2016 but too bad I wasn't born yet then"
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i'm not crying you're crying
This is Porter. He became paralyzed after a spinal stroke. After weeks of physical therapy, this was the moment he realized he can feel his legs again. 14/10 we're so happy for him (IG: emmagraceferguson_)
January 9, 2026 at 12:32 AM
i'm not crying you're crying
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I must not but one of you should (and let me come play)
If you're in the UK and have Facebook, a woman is giving away her late father's PDP-8/L based in Bristol. Schematics included.
www.facebook.com/share/p/1A95...
www.facebook.com/share/p/1A95...
January 9, 2026 at 4:56 PM
I must not but one of you should (and let me come play)
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i am about to get so many prs about spark plugs
January 9, 2026 at 8:18 PM
i am about to get so many prs about spark plugs
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what's the difference between ordinals and cardinals?
you can ordain a cardinal but you can't cardain an ordinal
you can ordain a cardinal but you can't cardain an ordinal
January 8, 2026 at 6:46 PM
what's the difference between ordinals and cardinals?
you can ordain a cardinal but you can't cardain an ordinal
you can ordain a cardinal but you can't cardain an ordinal
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this is a trans masc appreciation post. y'all are cool as hell.
January 9, 2026 at 9:47 PM
this is a trans masc appreciation post. y'all are cool as hell.
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Some important new government policy that Native Americans might be interested in:
Trump talks about Denmark and Greenland just now: "The fact that they landed a boat there 500 years ago doesn't mean that they own the land."
January 9, 2026 at 10:02 PM
Some important new government policy that Native Americans might be interested in:
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Cortana Halo is just Clippy after she transitioned
January 6, 2026 at 8:52 PM
Cortana Halo is just Clippy after she transitioned
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'South Park' alum Toby Morton responds to unnamed lawyers regarding his registering the Trump-Kennedy Center domain names: "Satire is protected speech... I'll proceed accordingly while you go f^ck yourselves."
December 31, 2025 at 11:32 AM
'South Park' alum Toby Morton responds to unnamed lawyers regarding his registering the Trump-Kennedy Center domain names: "Satire is protected speech... I'll proceed accordingly while you go f^ck yourselves."
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My evergreen slogan for this administration: bsky.app/profile/clay...
January 3, 2026 at 8:58 PM
My evergreen slogan for this administration: bsky.app/profile/clay...
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My understanding was that when you did regime change it was customary to change the regime.
“The display of force and unity undermined President Trump's earlier comments that Washington would work with Rodriguez to run Venezuela.”
January 3, 2026 at 7:37 PM
My understanding was that when you did regime change it was customary to change the regime.
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When do you think the UK government will conclude it does, in fact, have some facts?
January 3, 2026 at 6:11 PM
When do you think the UK government will conclude it does, in fact, have some facts?