Jayson
@eatdice.bsky.social
I'm here to eat dice and give excellent advice, and I am not even remotely close to being out of dice.
Was @luftwaffle in the bad place.
Was @luftwaffle in the bad place.
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Slop Evader is a tool from artist and researcher Tega Brain that lets you search the web for results exclusively before November 30, 2022—the day that ChatGPT was released to the public.
'Slop Evader' Lets You Surf the Web Like It’s 2022
Artist Tega Brain is fighting the internet’s enshittification by turning back the clock to before ChatGPT existed.
www.404media.co
November 26, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Slop Evader is a tool from artist and researcher Tega Brain that lets you search the web for results exclusively before November 30, 2022—the day that ChatGPT was released to the public.
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Probably the best video i have ever taken.
November 25, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Probably the best video i have ever taken.
Someone just posted to our electric car charger chat at work that they would move in 30 minutes and my first thought was that I tell my wake-up alarm the same thing.
November 17, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Someone just posted to our electric car charger chat at work that they would move in 30 minutes and my first thought was that I tell my wake-up alarm the same thing.
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happy Partially Muscled Skeleton Stands by the Perimeter Fence and Screams for Thirty Seconds Before Vanishing day
November 14, 2025 at 6:39 AM
happy Partially Muscled Skeleton Stands by the Perimeter Fence and Screams for Thirty Seconds Before Vanishing day
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Apocalypse Clown was so much more enjoyable than I expected. I primarily blame the upbeat violent optimism of Funzo.
November 9, 2025 at 1:13 PM
Apocalypse Clown was so much more enjoyable than I expected. I primarily blame the upbeat violent optimism of Funzo.
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Any candidates promising to bring back thinkgeek?
November 4, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Any candidates promising to bring back thinkgeek?
I'm older than I've ever been, and now I'm even older.
November 3, 2025 at 10:07 PM
I'm older than I've ever been, and now I'm even older.
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43 years ago today, readers the world over opened their newspapers and gazed upon cow tools for the first time. happy birthday cow tools. you look great.
October 28, 2025 at 12:23 PM
43 years ago today, readers the world over opened their newspapers and gazed upon cow tools for the first time. happy birthday cow tools. you look great.
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I have been traveling and today I present to you...the thing I saw in the Frankfurt airport.
Is it efficient? Undeniably. Does it probably work better than the normal way? Oh certainly. Produce less of a mess? Probably?
But the existence of Condiment Udders gives me a deep, aghast disquiet.
Is it efficient? Undeniably. Does it probably work better than the normal way? Oh certainly. Produce less of a mess? Probably?
But the existence of Condiment Udders gives me a deep, aghast disquiet.
October 22, 2025 at 2:26 PM
I have been traveling and today I present to you...the thing I saw in the Frankfurt airport.
Is it efficient? Undeniably. Does it probably work better than the normal way? Oh certainly. Produce less of a mess? Probably?
But the existence of Condiment Udders gives me a deep, aghast disquiet.
Is it efficient? Undeniably. Does it probably work better than the normal way? Oh certainly. Produce less of a mess? Probably?
But the existence of Condiment Udders gives me a deep, aghast disquiet.
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It’s that time of year again, time repost the best thing I ever made
October 16, 2025 at 6:58 PM
It’s that time of year again, time repost the best thing I ever made
He's a big Billy Corgan fan.
Ever seen a 750-pound muskox face off with a 210-pound pumpkin? 💥 Hudson did, and won! 🏆 Catch more pumpkin-smashing, leaf-crunching, fall fun during #ZooBoo, October 18 & 19. 🎃🐾
October 17, 2025 at 3:07 PM
He's a big Billy Corgan fan.
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It's part of why I wrote this piece, dipping into some of the pop culture aspects to highlight why carnivorous plants grow where they do. Amazing plants.
Carnivorous Plants Have Been Trapping Animals for Millions of Years. So Why Have They Never Grown Larger?
Plants that feed on meat and animal droppings have evolved at least ten times through evolutionary history
www.smithsonianmag.com
October 10, 2025 at 7:52 PM
It's part of why I wrote this piece, dipping into some of the pop culture aspects to highlight why carnivorous plants grow where they do. Amazing plants.
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All we are saying is give peas a chance.
A little something to take the edge off as you head into the weekend @erinbiba.bsky.social
October 11, 2025 at 7:47 PM
All we are saying is give peas a chance.
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salt-n-pepa: *nod approvingly*
October 9, 2025 at 1:08 PM
salt-n-pepa: *nod approvingly*
You'd think this could be avoided by Cupid aiming for the butt or something but those romantic vampires, they're all heart.
October 7, 2025 at 5:11 PM
You'd think this could be avoided by Cupid aiming for the butt or something but those romantic vampires, they're all heart.
Autumn means it is time for an e̶v̶e̶r̶g̶r̶e̶e̶n̶ deciduous message:
October 7, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Autumn means it is time for an e̶v̶e̶r̶g̶r̶e̶e̶n̶ deciduous message:
Aww yeah
Rebecca Sugar (Steven Universe) to direct a "Moomins" animated feature film.
variety.com/2025/film/ne...
variety.com/2025/film/ne...
October 6, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Aww yeah
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This little guy's face.
October 4, 2025 at 11:06 PM
This little guy's face.
@alasdairstuart.bsky.social, happy birthday! You are the scrappy, upbeat rebel providing guerilla joy in... all of this. Happy you've been around so long, I recommend another lap!
October 4, 2025 at 1:14 PM
@alasdairstuart.bsky.social, happy birthday! You are the scrappy, upbeat rebel providing guerilla joy in... all of this. Happy you've been around so long, I recommend another lap!
Well, looks like my company is likely to get purchased by a larger, more evil company, which explains all the layoffs and word practice changes. Sigh.
October 3, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Well, looks like my company is likely to get purchased by a larger, more evil company, which explains all the layoffs and word practice changes. Sigh.
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Please stop what you are doing this is very important
A friend just sent me this picture of his mastiff, Peanut.
Let it wash over you.
Let it wash over you.
October 1, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Please stop what you are doing this is very important