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Jayson
@eatdice.bsky.social
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I'm here to eat dice and give excellent advice, and I am not even remotely close to being out of dice.
Was @luftwaffle in the bad place.
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Doom Snail!
A green snail with a hand for a head and small flames at its fingertips
November 7, 2025 at 12:27 AM
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Autumn means it is time for an e̶v̶e̶r̶g̶r̶e̶e̶n̶ deciduous message:
A Twitter message by user @sqeakanine which reads (meant to go along with the tune to the song YMCA by The Village People): YOUNG MAN there are leaves all around, I said YOUNG MAN eat a leaf off the ground, I said YOUNG MAN won't it make a cool sound, when you SHOVE (clap) IT (clap) IN (clap) YOUR (clap) LEAF (hole) HOLE *BAMP BAMP BAMP BAMP BAMP* it's fun to chew on the LEAVES ON THE GROUND
October 7, 2025 at 5:07 PM
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This little guy's face.
A small black dog (Kojak) with a white muzzle and biiiig brown eyes, looking adorable.
October 4, 2025 at 11:06 PM
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Saw what I believe to be a Snowberry Clearwing in the garden today buzzing around like a little hummingbird bee. Love these.
An insect with resemblance to a moth and a bee hovers while drinking from a purple flower with its very long proboscis.
September 30, 2025 at 8:08 PM
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Aww, like a lil green E.T.
September 7, 2025 at 11:49 AM
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"Drop an old person you're going to turn into in the future"

Take your pick!
Joel, Crow, and Tom Servo from the MST3K episode "The Magic Voyage of Sinbad" in large fake beards and hats, Joel wielding an enormous gavel
September 2, 2025 at 2:48 PM
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Out of nowhere I just remembered Unico in the Island of Magic. Weird stuff is good.
A ball-shaped wizard spins through the air after a screaming small unicorn with fairy wings, both of them zipping past a structure which seems to be made of people-shaped blocks
August 29, 2025 at 1:35 AM
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"without downloading any new images, where are you mentally?"
A man in a green suit and hat fires a pistol at a mustachioed man in a brown suit with a blue hat and cape, who is exclaiming "Ugh, I'm shot and I don't like it!"
August 27, 2025 at 2:48 AM
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Mantis at the window
A close-up of an upside-down green mantis looking toward the camera through window glass, with the vibe and large leaf of a wild grape behind it.
August 25, 2025 at 4:05 PM
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Purple text on a black background which reads, "Turn your computer off and go to sleep!"
August 17, 2025 at 6:35 AM
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Vacation frogs
A frog in shallow water among leaves A frog in shallow water A bright green frog in shallow water under a large leaf
August 11, 2025 at 7:02 PM
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This is Dakota, his breed is Absolute Unit.
A very large chonky white dog with black spots and black markings on his head.
August 11, 2025 at 3:25 AM
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Stopped by The Insect Asylum and it was lovely. I love creatures. Star of the show was Opal.
Opal, an opossum, curled up in a little elevated opossum bed.
August 8, 2025 at 6:14 PM
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I have been instructed to send you a duck. Have a Biscuit.
A goofy white duck eating some green leafy things
August 8, 2025 at 9:50 AM
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Joan Jett & the Cluckhearts
A goth band of chickens
August 6, 2025 at 12:53 AM
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Nyx 🌙
An absolute unit of a shy black-feathered chicken looking like a boss
August 6, 2025 at 12:51 AM
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Morticia 💀
A black-feathered chicken deigning to grace you with her presence.
August 6, 2025 at 12:48 AM
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Bowie⚡
A Barred Rock chicken looking noble
August 6, 2025 at 12:46 AM
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Joan Jett ❤️
A Barred Rock chicken looking at you like you got weasels on your face.
August 6, 2025 at 12:44 AM
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I grew up on these streets
A screenshot from 1992 computer game Might and Magic 4: Clouds of Xeen, where a party of intrepid adventurers faces a sorcerer and a flock of flying feet (literal feet with wings on them)
August 1, 2025 at 4:34 AM
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💤Snug Life😪
A small black and white dog sleeping curled up on a blanket
June 21, 2025 at 1:20 PM
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My spouse took this picture of me sleeping like the Crypt Keeper
Me, asleep on a recliner with arms crossed over my chest
June 9, 2025 at 10:57 PM
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Water lily popped in the pond!
A corner of a pond with lily pads, a pink water lily, a few goldfish swimming about, and a small stony waterfall
June 7, 2025 at 3:55 PM
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Happy Froggy Frsaturday.
A large brown and green frog sitting on a rock in shallow water
June 7, 2025 at 11:18 AM
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Happy birthday!
Sprocket, a dog and a joyful maniac, making a goofy, tongue-lolling, sideways face.
May 10, 2025 at 11:34 AM