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The HyFin® Vent Compact Chest Seal Twin Pack provides users with two vented chest seals in a compact packaging designed for the prevention, management and treatment of an open and/or tension pneumotho...
www.stopthebleedofficial.com
Heehee hawhaws aside for a moment to share this link. If you don't know how to stop a sucking chest wound, please learn. It's not hard but not intuitive.
YouTube tutorial in the comments.
Life isn't a movie or a game. Seconds matter. Get ready.
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YouTube tutorial in the comments.
Life isn't a movie or a game. Seconds matter. Get ready.
www.stopthebleedofficial.com/hyfin-vent-c...
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Not coincidentally this is a pretty good list of Most Important Companies to Unionize.
The Boston Globe identified the companies in Massachusetts that employ the most SNAP recipients. A key stat: "In Massachusetts, 74% of working-age recipients of the Supplemental Nutrition Assistance Program are employed, half of them full-time."
Full article: www.bostonglobe.com/2025/11/28/m...
Full article: www.bostonglobe.com/2025/11/28/m...
November 29, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Not coincidentally this is a pretty good list of Most Important Companies to Unionize.
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“I say we take off and nuke the White House from orbit. It’s the only way to be sure.”
November 30, 2025 at 12:40 AM
“I say we take off and nuke the White House from orbit. It’s the only way to be sure.”
Remember, unless Prime 4 presents Samus as a stone silent murder lesbian with baby fever and space mosquito DNA from her DIY HRT, it's not canon.
November 30, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Remember, unless Prime 4 presents Samus as a stone silent murder lesbian with baby fever and space mosquito DNA from her DIY HRT, it's not canon.
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I need every proud reasonable centrist to pay attention right now to how many police officers have protected their neighbors from the Star Spangled Schutzstaffel. The current tally is zero.
ACAB
ACAB
Moments ago, feds shove protesters out of the way as more NYPD officers arrive on scene. reporting for @thecity.nyc
November 30, 2025 at 1:10 AM
I need every proud reasonable centrist to pay attention right now to how many police officers have protected their neighbors from the Star Spangled Schutzstaffel. The current tally is zero.
ACAB
ACAB
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this music cue perfectly captures that feeling of when there's a cat and you see the cat
November 29, 2025 at 7:35 PM
this music cue perfectly captures that feeling of when there's a cat and you see the cat
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💯 all of this ⬇️
November 29, 2025 at 1:39 AM
💯 all of this ⬇️
I am so tired of hearing "oh great, this is just what the administration wants! Now they can respond violently." Like, bitch, they've been doing that this whole year with no consequences! Actually, a bunch of people NOT shooting at them is what the administration wants.
Spineless cowards, all yall
Spineless cowards, all yall
November 29, 2025 at 12:22 PM
I am so tired of hearing "oh great, this is just what the administration wants! Now they can respond violently." Like, bitch, they've been doing that this whole year with no consequences! Actually, a bunch of people NOT shooting at them is what the administration wants.
Spineless cowards, all yall
Spineless cowards, all yall
Every day no one in Congress walks up to the white house with a baseball bat and bear mace, this country slips deeper and deeper into the swamp of what it has always been: a safe haven for fascism.
November 29, 2025 at 12:11 PM
Every day no one in Congress walks up to the white house with a baseball bat and bear mace, this country slips deeper and deeper into the swamp of what it has always been: a safe haven for fascism.
The face of "I made you something" (it's poop)
November 29, 2025 at 11:57 AM
The face of "I made you something" (it's poop)
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As a son of Appalachia, I understand the opioid crisis better than anyone. That's why I'm proud to stand with the Honduran president who delivered drugs to needy Americans with such efficiency.
by JD Vance
by JD Vance
November 29, 2025 at 5:35 AM
As a son of Appalachia, I understand the opioid crisis better than anyone. That's why I'm proud to stand with the Honduran president who delivered drugs to needy Americans with such efficiency.
by JD Vance
by JD Vance
Dogs will look up at you all happy and smiling and like "I made this!" and it's poop. It's always poop.
November 28, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Dogs will look up at you all happy and smiling and like "I made this!" and it's poop. It's always poop.
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I like that Metroid Dread embraces the fact that Samus is hot, specifically because she's a giant woman in a suit of armor who will step on you.
a video game character in a red and white suit is holding a gun
ALT: a video game character in a red and white suit is holding a gun
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November 28, 2025 at 4:45 AM
I like that Metroid Dread embraces the fact that Samus is hot, specifically because she's a giant woman in a suit of armor who will step on you.
These are the exact noises I make while waiting for the McDonald's lady to give me my nuggies with buffy sauce
November 28, 2025 at 5:23 PM
These are the exact noises I make while waiting for the McDonald's lady to give me my nuggies with buffy sauce
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To heal our divided nation I propose splitting Game of the Year awards into two categories:
- Game of the Year That’s 3D and You Use a Sword and/or Gun to Explode a Guy
- Game of the Year That’s Some Gay Bullshit Indie Meditation on Grief or Whatever
- Game of the Year That’s 3D and You Use a Sword and/or Gun to Explode a Guy
- Game of the Year That’s Some Gay Bullshit Indie Meditation on Grief or Whatever
November 28, 2025 at 1:49 PM
To heal our divided nation I propose splitting Game of the Year awards into two categories:
- Game of the Year That’s 3D and You Use a Sword and/or Gun to Explode a Guy
- Game of the Year That’s Some Gay Bullshit Indie Meditation on Grief or Whatever
- Game of the Year That’s 3D and You Use a Sword and/or Gun to Explode a Guy
- Game of the Year That’s Some Gay Bullshit Indie Meditation on Grief or Whatever
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I think we should get to restart our age when we transition. Screw you, I'm baby.
November 26, 2025 at 4:22 PM
I think we should get to restart our age when we transition. Screw you, I'm baby.
Love this for her
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Love this for her
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A package hasn't "shipped" if you've only "created the label"
November 25, 2025 at 3:02 PM
A package hasn't "shipped" if you've only "created the label"
My transition goal is Greta Thunberg.
Not physically (I'm too tall) or vocally (I don't want people to think I'm British or whatever) but like I want to have Greta's reverse-Lovecraftian aura: Normal people aren't bothered but everyone else vomits blood from their eyeballs when they perceive me.
Not physically (I'm too tall) or vocally (I don't want people to think I'm British or whatever) but like I want to have Greta's reverse-Lovecraftian aura: Normal people aren't bothered but everyone else vomits blood from their eyeballs when they perceive me.
November 25, 2025 at 9:02 PM
My transition goal is Greta Thunberg.
Not physically (I'm too tall) or vocally (I don't want people to think I'm British or whatever) but like I want to have Greta's reverse-Lovecraftian aura: Normal people aren't bothered but everyone else vomits blood from their eyeballs when they perceive me.
Not physically (I'm too tall) or vocally (I don't want people to think I'm British or whatever) but like I want to have Greta's reverse-Lovecraftian aura: Normal people aren't bothered but everyone else vomits blood from their eyeballs when they perceive me.
The fact that no one ever gives me a lollipop after I do my injection shows just how far this country's healthcare system has fallen.
November 25, 2025 at 8:36 PM
The fact that no one ever gives me a lollipop after I do my injection shows just how far this country's healthcare system has fallen.
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In America they arrest you if you tell someone else not to commit a crime
November 25, 2025 at 6:34 PM
In America they arrest you if you tell someone else not to commit a crime
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Every article on Chinese tech is like: "Chinese scientists discover cure for cancer, here's why this is a foolish thing that will destroy their GDP."
Every article on American tech is like: "Give Sam Altman all your money or the economy will die. AI is our new God and demands sacrifice."
Every article on American tech is like: "Give Sam Altman all your money or the economy will die. AI is our new God and demands sacrifice."
November 24, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Every article on Chinese tech is like: "Chinese scientists discover cure for cancer, here's why this is a foolish thing that will destroy their GDP."
Every article on American tech is like: "Give Sam Altman all your money or the economy will die. AI is our new God and demands sacrifice."
Every article on American tech is like: "Give Sam Altman all your money or the economy will die. AI is our new God and demands sacrifice."