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(They/them) Non-binary Jewish communist. Untrained anthropologist studying the significance of shitposts. My views do not reflect those of my unemployer.
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no one has ever gotten the spirit of our country as right as paul verhoeven making robocop
"Soon, CNN will run live odds on world events where its viewers can gamble on them in real time on their smartphones."
CNN Partners With a Gambling App That Lets You Wager on Starvation in Gaza
The app company’s two biggest investors are also heavily invested in the Israeli military.
truthout.org
December 5, 2025 at 11:12 PM
no one has ever gotten the spirit of our country as right as paul verhoeven making robocop
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In her book, does Kamala Harris ever apologize for her bad campaign and letting Trump easily win?
December 6, 2025 at 1:04 AM
In her book, does Kamala Harris ever apologize for her bad campaign and letting Trump easily win?
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Sabrina Carpenter made the White House delete their fuck ass tweet.
December 5, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Sabrina Carpenter made the White House delete their fuck ass tweet.
Look at my opposition party dawg etc etc
December 5, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Look at my opposition party dawg etc etc
Gotta give huge ups to metroids infecting bosses. I really appreciate you putting big glowing weak spots on them
December 5, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Gotta give huge ups to metroids infecting bosses. I really appreciate you putting big glowing weak spots on them
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The USPS posting a NINE BILLION DOLLAR LOSS!!! sounds terrible. Certainly worse than if you said "USPS costs thirty dollars per person per year" even though that means the same thing and more accurately describes a government service
December 5, 2025 at 1:31 PM
The USPS posting a NINE BILLION DOLLAR LOSS!!! sounds terrible. Certainly worse than if you said "USPS costs thirty dollars per person per year" even though that means the same thing and more accurately describes a government service
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Folks not very long from now are going to see these posts in their histories of the 2020s and will shout, "what the fuck was wrong these people?"
They’re killing people as a twitter joke. It’s depraved. Can’t let yourself lose the capacity to be appalled and disgusted and outraged by this.
Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth announces another boat strike in response to a request/wish from Turning Point USA’s Andrew Kolvet.
December 5, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Folks not very long from now are going to see these posts in their histories of the 2020s and will shout, "what the fuck was wrong these people?"
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This is how I get reminded that Eve Barlow is from Glasgow
Och aye, this is a bluid libel. Pure an' simple. If ye dinnae grasp why, then ye dinnae ken the first thing aboot Jew-hatred.
December 5, 2025 at 1:02 AM
This is how I get reminded that Eve Barlow is from Glasgow
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ME: Ouch. So then I said, “she hot on my dog till I relish mustard,” ouch. It got like sixty likes, so I’m pretty happy with that. Ow.
ANTON CHIGURH: (tapping the end of his captive bolt pistol to make sure it’s still working) Uh huh
ME: Anyway what’s your @, we should link up. Oof. Do you smoke?
ANTON CHIGURH: (tapping the end of his captive bolt pistol to make sure it’s still working) Uh huh
ME: Anyway what’s your @, we should link up. Oof. Do you smoke?
October 17, 2024 at 4:29 AM
ME: Ouch. So then I said, “she hot on my dog till I relish mustard,” ouch. It got like sixty likes, so I’m pretty happy with that. Ow.
ANTON CHIGURH: (tapping the end of his captive bolt pistol to make sure it’s still working) Uh huh
ME: Anyway what’s your @, we should link up. Oof. Do you smoke?
ANTON CHIGURH: (tapping the end of his captive bolt pistol to make sure it’s still working) Uh huh
ME: Anyway what’s your @, we should link up. Oof. Do you smoke?
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Was she interesting when you were fucking her, Keith? Or just hot and 19 years old?
omg the review/vivisection of Nuzzi's book in The Washington Post begins "I am told that writers used to be interesting."
December 2, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Was she interesting when you were fucking her, Keith? Or just hot and 19 years old?
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the fact that nick fuentes isn’t here but ms rachel is illustrates perfectly that groups like this don’t actually care about antisemitism at all
December 1, 2025 at 3:32 AM
the fact that nick fuentes isn’t here but ms rachel is illustrates perfectly that groups like this don’t actually care about antisemitism at all
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Reading the reviews of Korn Here To Slay Hot Sauce and was very impressed that this guy could type out the song Twist phonetically
December 2, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Reading the reviews of Korn Here To Slay Hot Sauce and was very impressed that this guy could type out the song Twist phonetically
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james cameron every couple of years for some reason:
December 2, 2025 at 7:05 AM
james cameron every couple of years for some reason:
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this is why i will never give up my circa 2010 dvd boxset of THE WIRE. i don't give a shit about high def for older tv shows, give me the original aspect ratio (need to get my hands on an old simpsons boxset for this reason as well)
HBOMax has started showing a 'remastered' 4K Mad Men and they’ve messed things up so during Roger’s oyster vomit scene you can now see the crew men with the vomit hose on the right
December 2, 2025 at 1:47 PM
this is why i will never give up my circa 2010 dvd boxset of THE WIRE. i don't give a shit about high def for older tv shows, give me the original aspect ratio (need to get my hands on an old simpsons boxset for this reason as well)
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learned about a new kind of cookie i will never bake. yet another holiday miracle
December 2, 2025 at 1:49 PM
learned about a new kind of cookie i will never bake. yet another holiday miracle
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where does my beloved zojirushi rice cooker's fuzzy logic sit? which part of the ai plum pudding chart is responsible for making perfect rice. that's the part we should be giving a trillion dollars
Im definitely oversimplifying the science, but its a subset-set relationship. A (an?) LLM is a set of machine learning decision-making algorithms
This is a chart from @colin-fraser.net
This is a chart from @colin-fraser.net
December 2, 2025 at 12:09 PM
where does my beloved zojirushi rice cooker's fuzzy logic sit? which part of the ai plum pudding chart is responsible for making perfect rice. that's the part we should be giving a trillion dollars
That’s my streamer
December 1, 2025 at 12:46 PM
That’s my streamer
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@patstaresat.bsky.social on ＡＩ doomerism
November 24, 2025 at 11:32 AM
@patstaresat.bsky.social on ＡＩ doomerism
I want shitty spaghetti and meatballs in a tin foil container with a little paper lid and I think I will go insane until I quell this hunger
December 1, 2025 at 12:44 PM
I want shitty spaghetti and meatballs in a tin foil container with a little paper lid and I think I will go insane until I quell this hunger
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the five words every girl wants to hear
November 29, 2025 at 12:51 AM
the five words every girl wants to hear
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Winning the youth vote since 2004.
November 29, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Winning the youth vote since 2004.