Dr Neo Cortex (Christopher Maher)
@drneocortex.bsky.social
Ronin physicist.
"Merry Christmas. Anyway, here's Wonderwall."
Trump rants about the "rigged election" at a Christmas tree lighting ceremony
December 5, 2025 at 12:19 AM
"Merry Christmas. Anyway, here's Wonderwall."
This is like naming an airport after Ronald Reagan. Absolutely ridiculous.
Donald Trump wants to be recognized as a peacemaker.
His deputies obliged today by putting his name on the headquarters of the U.S. Institute of Peace, an agency that DOGE tried to kill.
The new name — the Donald J. Trump Institute of Peace — "adds insult to injury," said a lawyer for USIP staff.
His deputies obliged today by putting his name on the headquarters of the U.S. Institute of Peace, an agency that DOGE tried to kill.
The new name — the Donald J. Trump Institute of Peace — "adds insult to injury," said a lawyer for USIP staff.
Building gets a new name: The ‘Donald J. Trump’ Institute of Peace
The change comes as Trump’s administration has touted his peace deals and ahead of a signing of a deal between the leaders from Rwanda and the Democratic Republic of Congo this week.
www.washingtonpost.com
December 4, 2025 at 1:23 AM
This is like naming an airport after Ronald Reagan. Absolutely ridiculous.
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A radio station here in Minneapolis is stuck -
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December 3, 2025 at 2:18 AM
A radio station here in Minneapolis is stuck -
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No president has ever needed to take one.
Trump: "I took my physical. I got all As. Everything. But they said to me, 'would you like to take a cognitive test?' I said, 'Is it hard?' They said, 'yes.' I said, 'Well, I'm a very smart person. Who was the last president to take one?' 'No president has ever agreed to take one' ... I aced it."
December 2, 2025 at 5:19 PM
No president has ever needed to take one.
Before or after double-tapping more boats from Venezuela?
December 2, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Before or after double-tapping more boats from Venezuela?
RFK ASSURES REPORTERS THAT ALL HUMOURS ARE ACCOUNTED FOR AND AT IDEAL LEVELS
*LEAVITT SAYS HER TEAM IS RELEASING TRUMP MRI RESULTS
*LEAVITT: TRUMP MRI WAS PREVENTATIVE CARDIOVASCULAR IMAGING
*LEAVITT: TRUMP'S CARDIOVASCULAR SYSTEM SHOWS EXCELLENT HEALTH
*LEAVITT: TRUMP ABDOMINAL IMAGING PERFECTLY NORMAL
*LEAVITT: EVERYTHING EVALUATED IS FUNCTIONING W/ NORMAL LIMITS
*LEAVITT: TRUMP MRI WAS PREVENTATIVE CARDIOVASCULAR IMAGING
*LEAVITT: TRUMP'S CARDIOVASCULAR SYSTEM SHOWS EXCELLENT HEALTH
*LEAVITT: TRUMP ABDOMINAL IMAGING PERFECTLY NORMAL
*LEAVITT: EVERYTHING EVALUATED IS FUNCTIONING W/ NORMAL LIMITS
December 1, 2025 at 7:05 PM
RFK ASSURES REPORTERS THAT ALL HUMOURS ARE ACCOUNTED FOR AND AT IDEAL LEVELS
The precedent hasn't exactly gone well most of the time.
Rep. Greg Murphy on Maduro: "There is precedent for America going in and removing dictators ... this man is no good for the Western Hemisphere and needs to be removed."
December 1, 2025 at 4:39 PM
The precedent hasn't exactly gone well most of the time.
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Senator Kelly is correct.
Plus a Public Service Announcement:
KEY section of Department of Defense's Law of War Manual is 18.3.2.1.
The VERY rule on the "requirement" to refuse illegal orders gives as its paradigmatic example of what is "clearly illegal:
"orders to fire upon the shipwrecked."
Plus a Public Service Announcement:
KEY section of Department of Defense's Law of War Manual is 18.3.2.1.
The VERY rule on the "requirement" to refuse illegal orders gives as its paradigmatic example of what is "clearly illegal:
"orders to fire upon the shipwrecked."
November 30, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Senator Kelly is correct.
Plus a Public Service Announcement:
KEY section of Department of Defense's Law of War Manual is 18.3.2.1.
The VERY rule on the "requirement" to refuse illegal orders gives as its paradigmatic example of what is "clearly illegal:
"orders to fire upon the shipwrecked."
Plus a Public Service Announcement:
KEY section of Department of Defense's Law of War Manual is 18.3.2.1.
The VERY rule on the "requirement" to refuse illegal orders gives as its paradigmatic example of what is "clearly illegal:
"orders to fire upon the shipwrecked."
Sure would be nice if we had a Legislative Branch involved in declaring war. Wonder why the Founders never considered that.
Trump, with no authority to do so, demands the airspace “above and surrounding” Venezuela be closed as he threatens to bomb and invade the country.
November 29, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Sure would be nice if we had a Legislative Branch involved in declaring war. Wonder why the Founders never considered that.
Do they not have an history department? Appeasement isn't generally a great plan.
BREAKING: Northwestern University has agreed to pay the U.S. Treasury $75 million, over the course of three years as part of an agreement with the federal government to restore funding and end investigations into the university
Full statement from NU below:
Full statement from NU below:
November 29, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Do they not have an history department? Appeasement isn't generally a great plan.
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Does Thanksgiving end when you've had your meal and everyone has dissipated into the dark night? Yes? Well, then, it's now officially that time of year:
The Waitresses - Christmas Wrapping (Music Video)
YouTube video by scamparoo
youtu.be
November 27, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Does Thanksgiving end when you've had your meal and everyone has dissipated into the dark night? Yes? Well, then, it's now officially that time of year:
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Sometimes Google's idiocy is amusing. Then again, maybe it's not wrong.
November 27, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Sometimes Google's idiocy is amusing. Then again, maybe it's not wrong.
At some point, these officers need to be held individually accountable. It's not enough to just replace the administration and call it a clean slate.
ICE DETAINED MARILYN. Fuck these people. www.seattletimes.com/seattle-news...
‘Northern Exposure’ actor gave ICE agents in Redmond her tribal ID. They called it ‘fake,’ she says
Indigenous actor Elaine Miles of "Northern Exposure" was detained by ICE at a Redmond bus stop. When she showed them her Tribal ID, they told her it was fake.
www.seattletimes.com
November 27, 2025 at 6:06 PM
At some point, these officers need to be held individually accountable. It's not enough to just replace the administration and call it a clean slate.
Just for fun, name two completely unrelated movies that share the same director.
November 26, 2025 at 4:48 AM
Just for fun, name two completely unrelated movies that share the same director.
I say we all chip in and buy him a copy of the Firefly boxset. Let's get that new season going.
Trump personally rebooting the Rush Hour franchise was by far my favorite story of the day.
November 26, 2025 at 2:11 AM
I say we all chip in and buy him a copy of the Firefly boxset. Let's get that new season going.
Bowser to leave Mushroom's Kingdom.
BREAKING: DC Mayor Muriel Bowser announces she will not run for a fourth term. x.com/MurielBowser...
November 25, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Bowser to leave Mushroom's Kingdom.
This guy is just incapable of giving even the most basic "nice" speech without being a complete dick during it.
Trump on the turkeys he's about to pardon: "I shouldn't say this. I was gonna call them Chuck and Nancy. But then I realized I wouldn't be pardoning them. I would never pardon those two people. I wouldn't pardon them. I wouldn't care what Melania told me."
November 25, 2025 at 5:31 PM
This guy is just incapable of giving even the most basic "nice" speech without being a complete dick during it.
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Man Who Thought Fleetwood Mac’s ‘The Chain’ Was Over In For Thrill Of His Fucking Life https://theonion.com/man-who-thought-fleetwood-macs-the-chain-was-over-in-for-thrill-of-his-fucking-life/
November 24, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Man Who Thought Fleetwood Mac’s ‘The Chain’ Was Over In For Thrill Of His Fucking Life https://theonion.com/man-who-thought-fleetwood-macs-the-chain-was-over-in-for-thrill-of-his-fucking-life/
Oil companies don't need any more favors.
Rep. Salazar: "We're gonna be doing a favor to us, to our children, to our economy, to our oil companies to be able to liberate. And to Venezuelans who wants to be free."
November 24, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Oil companies don't need any more favors.
They don't even pretend this isn't retribution at this point.
November 24, 2025 at 5:24 PM
They don't even pretend this isn't retribution at this point.
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There is no way you can guess how the thread that ends in this instant classic begins.
The damned in hell are not more powerful for the fact that the fires do not consume them; it is part and parcel of their torment.
November 23, 2025 at 6:54 PM
There is no way you can guess how the thread that ends in this instant classic begins.
Pretty sad that Trump is more capable of being nice to Mamdani the leaders of the Democratic Party are.
November 21, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Pretty sad that Trump is more capable of being nice to Mamdani the leaders of the Democratic Party are.
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Gmail users!!
They've turned on AI scraping by default now...Here's how to turn it off.
Pass it on!!
www.malwarebytes.com/blog/news/20...
They've turned on AI scraping by default now...Here's how to turn it off.
Pass it on!!
www.malwarebytes.com/blog/news/20...
Gmail can read your emails and attachments to train its AI, unless you opt out
A new Gmail update may allow Google to use your private messages and attachments for AI training. Here's how to turn it off.
www.malwarebytes.com
November 21, 2025 at 9:11 AM
Gmail users!!
They've turned on AI scraping by default now...Here's how to turn it off.
Pass it on!!
www.malwarebytes.com/blog/news/20...
They've turned on AI scraping by default now...Here's how to turn it off.
Pass it on!!
www.malwarebytes.com/blog/news/20...
This is the sort of thing you reassuringly say to grandpa as you escort him back to the TV room.
Trump: "I met with two pollsters the day before I got the news about covid because we were starting to think about the next election. They said, 'Sir, if George Washington and Abraham Lincoln came back from the dead and they aligned, you'd be beating them by 25 points.'"
November 19, 2025 at 5:36 PM
This is the sort of thing you reassuringly say to grandpa as you escort him back to the TV room.