Mercenary Bastard
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#RealShitters only or I steal something out your fridge
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i love this gif so i added sfx to it
January 18, 2026 at 1:05 AM
i love this gif so i added sfx to it
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fucked up thing, to me, about the Donner Party is. imagine suffering through all that and what's waiting for you — the light at the end of the tunnel all along — is frontier life in the year 1847. when this is over you gotta build a house. odds you get killed by a mountain lion are fair to middlin'
January 17, 2026 at 7:55 PM
fucked up thing, to me, about the Donner Party is. imagine suffering through all that and what's waiting for you — the light at the end of the tunnel all along — is frontier life in the year 1847. when this is over you gotta build a house. odds you get killed by a mountain lion are fair to middlin'
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Whats this film about.... batman? Cool let's get that song where seal sings this devastating yearnful poetic ballad with all these baroque elements in the production.
youtu.be/hDd2G_V1rzc?...
youtu.be/hDd2G_V1rzc?...
January 15, 2026 at 12:48 PM
Whats this film about.... batman? Cool let's get that song where seal sings this devastating yearnful poetic ballad with all these baroque elements in the production.
youtu.be/hDd2G_V1rzc?...
youtu.be/hDd2G_V1rzc?...
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lookign for deals? come on down to my sale
January 17, 2026 at 6:01 PM
lookign for deals? come on down to my sale
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Asimo wait a minute that's my girl dog
November 28, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Asimo wait a minute that's my girl dog
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Once again posting Plymouth Rock, the final boss of disappointing landmarks
January 16, 2026 at 9:15 PM
Once again posting Plymouth Rock, the final boss of disappointing landmarks
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fatherland
April 14, 2025 at 5:37 PM
fatherland
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Dude I Heard This Star is Intended to be Accessible to Newcomers and Yet Appealing to Veterans Also
January 15, 2026 at 11:40 PM
Dude I Heard This Star is Intended to be Accessible to Newcomers and Yet Appealing to Veterans Also
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I love buying canned coffee in America it's like yeah I'd love for my vanilla cream cold brew to have the distinct aftertaste of Popcorn Jelly Belly
January 16, 2026 at 12:53 PM
I love buying canned coffee in America it's like yeah I'd love for my vanilla cream cold brew to have the distinct aftertaste of Popcorn Jelly Belly
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ps5 doesnt have games yall u cant jump as any food 💔
January 15, 2026 at 8:02 PM
ps5 doesnt have games yall u cant jump as any food 💔
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white people big three
people hurtin people dyin
jerma vinny northernlion
jerma vinny northernlion
December 29, 2025 at 3:01 AM
white people big three
Drinking the Hulu runoff straight from the server farm they're running the entire software from (Chuck e cheese basement in San Francisco) and immediately contracting legionnaire's disease
Fanta Hulu Surprise (2023-2023): A green, lime & ginger-flavored soda, sold exclusively in Coca-Cola Freestyle machines at Walt Disney World. Created and released to celebrate the 15th anniversary of the Hulu streaming service.
January 15, 2026 at 9:55 PM
Drinking the Hulu runoff straight from the server farm they're running the entire software from (Chuck e cheese basement in San Francisco) and immediately contracting legionnaire's disease
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baby's first venn diagram
January 15, 2026 at 7:37 PM
baby's first venn diagram
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looking at jobs this morning & this place needs an apartment manager if anyone is interested
January 15, 2026 at 6:10 PM
looking at jobs this morning & this place needs an apartment manager if anyone is interested
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January 15, 2026 at 5:53 PM
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goodbye to one of the glitchiest games i've ever seen. highlights:
- the 7 day respawn timer bug
- spamming crouch in an aoe hot made you invincible
- too many item/gold dupes to list
- in-game chat wasn't sanitized so players could crash your game or post enormous pictures of sausages
- the 7 day respawn timer bug
- spamming crouch in an aoe hot made you invincible
- too many item/gold dupes to list
- in-game chat wasn't sanitized so players could crash your game or post enormous pictures of sausages
January 15, 2026 at 8:51 PM
goodbye to one of the glitchiest games i've ever seen. highlights:
- the 7 day respawn timer bug
- spamming crouch in an aoe hot made you invincible
- too many item/gold dupes to list
- in-game chat wasn't sanitized so players could crash your game or post enormous pictures of sausages
- the 7 day respawn timer bug
- spamming crouch in an aoe hot made you invincible
- too many item/gold dupes to list
- in-game chat wasn't sanitized so players could crash your game or post enormous pictures of sausages
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have I truly become a monster
January 15, 2026 at 5:44 PM
have I truly become a monster
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Microphone Fun! Trauma Dump to Wario
January 9, 2026 at 1:19 AM
Microphone Fun! Trauma Dump to Wario
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If You Try Unlock Waluigi One More Time We're Taking Wario Back
January 8, 2026 at 7:17 AM
If You Try Unlock Waluigi One More Time We're Taking Wario Back
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Watch Football and Drink Beer While Bowser Still Has the Ol' Ball and Chain Kidnapped
January 10, 2026 at 9:54 PM
Watch Football and Drink Beer While Bowser Still Has the Ol' Ball and Chain Kidnapped
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Bowser in Her Butch Arc
January 15, 2026 at 12:43 AM
Bowser in Her Butch Arc
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